holy shit they turned epcot into some kind of doom engine
To be fair, it was already well on its way down that path. Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow is really just a clever concealment of its true, sinister purpose.
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holy shit they turned epcot into some kind of doom engine
That's not just Epcot. There's the Earful tower and the Hollywood Tower Hotel from DHS and what looks like the Haunted Mansion riding on the back of Monstro.
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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Giant Tiki gods shamble through the wreckage of Space Mountain, guarded by the winged armies of the Tiki Room, their feathers rotten and smelly, but their beaks sharp. They feed on the sugar-saturated blood of children, and sing in horribly offensive accents as they do so.
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nothing comes to mind. I do have a tendency to watch Pulp Fiction whilst doing other things, so I may have missed certain parts.
Wait, I remember now. Choked with his leash in the pawnshop basement, right? Lives in a box?
Kept in a box and brought out only for deviant hardcore sex acts. The ultimate submissive sex slave. Fucking weirdo. The Gimp as he was called in the movie.
Now imagine that the Mad Hatter is a gimp for the princess bondage bitches. That's what I was going for.
Giant Tiki gods shamble through the wreckage of Space Mountain, guarded by the winged armies of the Tiki Room, their feathers rotten and smelly, but their beaks sharp. They feed on the sugar-saturated blood of children, and sing in horribly offensive accents as they do so.
Giant Tiki gods shamble through the wreckage of Space Mountain, guarded by the winged armies of the Tiki Room, their feathers rotten and smelly, but their beaks sharp. They feed on the sugar-saturated blood of children, and sing in horribly offensive accents as they do so.
In the distance, a soot-faced child shudders, and pulls the makeshift corrugated tin blanket over her. The morning comes soon. But not soon enough.
It won't be a horror story or American McGee-esque either. Spector has talked a bit about that too. It certainly is a different take, but it apparently will still hold a lot of the Disney family values.
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It won't be a horror story or American McGee-esque either. Spector has talked a bit about that too. It certainly is a different take, but it apparently will still hold a lot of the Disney family values.
since when is Shambler Goofy a "family value?"
edit - I guess if he's out eating a bunch of Jew-brains then it is pretty Disney-friendly
But doesn’t Disney make kiddie games? And doesn’t JPS make mature games for adult gamers? That seems to be the root of most of the concerns people have expressed to me. And there’s some truth to both parts of that statement — Disney does do a lot of stuff for kids, and most of my games have been geared toward older audiences. However, that’s only part of the story.
First, check out Turok, which is being published under the Touchstone brand. Definitely not for kids! And check out the Pixar movies… look around the theme parks… You find stuff geared toward all ages, not just kids. That, too, is hugely appealing to me. While other game publishers seem content to grow the gaming audience incrementally, mostly going after slightly older young men, Disney’s overall focus on entertainment for the entire family is something the game business can, I think, productively carry over.
Maybe it’s just the place I am in my life and career, but I’m looking forward to making games everyone in the family can enjoy. I truly believe you can make deep, rich, story-driven games — games that challenge people’s notions of how the world works, how human relationships work, what constitutes right and wrong — without falling into the trap of assuming you need all the stuff that typically passes for “mature” in the game business.
It won't be a horror story or American McGee-esque either. Spector has talked a bit about that too. It certainly is a different take, but it apparently will still hold a lot of the Disney family values.
since when is Shambler Goofy a "family value?"
edit - I guess if he's out eating a bunch of Jew-brains then it is pretty Disney-friendly
It won't be a horror story or American McGee-esque either. Spector has talked a bit about that too. It certainly is a different take, but it apparently will still hold a lot of the Disney family values.
since when is Shambler Goofy a "family value?"
edit - I guess if he's out eating a bunch of Jew-brains then it is pretty Disney-friendly
and Disney is anti-semitic since when?
Old Walt Disney joke.
Everyone knows it was the Irish and the commy pinkos Walt Disney hated, not the Jews.
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Ever see Pulp Fiction?
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Yes, I have.
And you don't know what the or a gimp is?
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Impossible
does not compute
But... the Gimp's asleep.
To be fair, it was already well on its way down that path. Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow is really just a clever concealment of its true, sinister purpose.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Wait, I remember now. Choked with his leash in the pawnshop basement, right? Lives in a box?
That's not just Epcot. There's the Earful tower and the Hollywood Tower Hotel from DHS and what looks like the Haunted Mansion riding on the back of Monstro.
KIDS, RIGHT?
Zombified tiki birds and animated statues shambling around?
I think the Tiki Room at WDW is horrifying enough in its current state to be honest.
Oh. Weak.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Kept in a box and brought out only for deviant hardcore sex acts. The ultimate submissive sex slave. Fucking weirdo. The Gimp as he was called in the movie.
Now imagine that the Mad Hatter is a gimp for the princess bondage bitches. That's what I was going for.
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Well played.
Wonderful.
In the distance, a soot-faced child shudders, and pulls the makeshift corrugated tin blanket over her. The morning comes soon. But not soon enough.
the sound that thing made haunts me
Disney never changes...
It won't be a horror story or American McGee-esque either. Spector has talked a bit about that too. It certainly is a different take, but it apparently will still hold a lot of the Disney family values.
since when is Shambler Goofy a "family value?"
edit - I guess if he's out eating a bunch of Jew-brains then it is pretty Disney-friendly
To make it creepier, they should make the pirates look exactly like the animatronics. Dead eyes spinning as they rape.
I would love to see some kind of evil Goofy ruling an army of Mecha-Goofies.
all handing down his vile edicts with a booming, magically enhanced microphone
BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE ONE CALLED "MICKEY" A-HYURP
then he falls down the stairs and it is hilarious
and Disney is anti-semitic since when?
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Old Walt Disney joke.
Everyone knows it was the Irish and the commy pinkos Walt Disney hated, not the Jews.
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bahahaha
nice
This is an art blog for JPS employees, it doesn't really have concept art on it, just art that they make. It's pretty cool.
This needs to be a game too.