Hey, at least you don't have excess foreskin. Imagine going 19 years without seeing your head, or not knowing that you're even supposed to be able to see it.
Well not 'shockingly' small. I don't think any of my sex partner's are going to look back on their death bed and go "yeah, I remember John- the one with the small dick". It's definitely on the smaller side of average, though.
I'd make a joke here, but luckily I realised in time that unless you have previous knowledge of Roman ideas of the Jews' sexual ability, it wouldn't be in any way funny. And even if you did, it still wouldn't be funny. So. Yeah.
Generally one does not find quality porn on the internet for free.
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"Quality", in this instance, referring to reasonable actors having believable and emotionally fulfilling sex set against a believeable plot and decent production values..
oh man! old school stuff is lame. amateur porn is where it's at.
Has anyone else noticed how ridiculous the ads for fleshlights are these days? It will be like a gif of a naked woman using the fleshlight on a guy or a guy alternating sticking his dick in a vagina and then a fleshlight.
THERE IS A REAL VAGINA RIGHT THERE WHY WOULD YOU USE THE FAKE ONE?!
I know thats like having salmon and oral sex with a woman at the same time!
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Generally one does not find quality porn on the internet for free.
o_O
"Quality", in this instance, referring to reasonable actors having believable and emotionally fulfilling sex set against a reasonable plot and decent production values.
This is where most people would say you are "so gay," but I think even Eddy will agree that you're being ridiculous. :P
i'm sorry inqui but she was either exaggerating for your benefit or someone that just orgasms like that normally.
*shrugs* I wouldn't be surprised either way. I really don't think I'm anything special in the sack. She did say it was the best sex she's ever had though. Once again, could just be lies/ego-stroking or maybe she's just had bad sex.
Generally one does not find quality porn on the internet for free.
o_O
"Quality", in this instance, referring to reasonable actors having believable and emotionally fulfilling sex set against a reasonable plot and decent production values.
This is where most people would say you are "so gay," but I think even Eddy will agree that you're being ridiculous. :P
I'm not gonna' lie though women like me. I won't downplay my occasional strengths just for uniformity with my many weaknesses. Plenty of ladies are willing to play with my dong- they just end up not having fun with their playing.
Generally one does not find quality porn on the internet for free.
o_O
"Quality", in this instance, referring to reasonable actors having believable and emotionally fulfilling sex set against a reasonable plot and decent production values.
What? Who cares about quality plot? Porn is supposed to be stupid, campy fun. You watch it knowing it's going to be hilariously silly and contrived. Next to the actual sex, it's the fun thing about porn. Emotionally fulfilling? It's two or more people boffing each other on camera so people can watch and whack off, it isn't a scented candle romantic masterpiece you sit down to watch with your special girl and a nice bottle of wine.
I'm not gonna' lie though women like me. I won't downplay my occasional strengths just for uniformity with my many weaknesses. Plenty of ladies are willing to play with my dong- they just end up not having fun with their playing.
I still have my books, at least.
*glasses break*
Could be worse. You could be ineligible for a library card, then take solace in the fact that you still have the ladies.
I'm not gonna' lie though women like me. I won't downplay my occasional strengths just for uniformity with my many weaknesses. Plenty of ladies are willing to play with my dong- they just end up not having fun with their playing.
I still have my books, at least.
*glasses break*
"Who's that supposed to satisfy?"
"Me, the wallet over there is for you, I am jewish."
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Generally one does not find quality porn on the internet for free.
o_O
"Quality", in this instance, referring to reasonable actors having believable and emotionally fulfilling sex set against a reasonable plot and decent production values.
What? Who cares about quality plot? Porn is supposed to be stupid, campy fun. You watch it knowing it's going to be hilariously silly and contrived. Next to the actual sex, it's the fun thing about porn. Emotionally fulfilling? It's two or more people boffing each other on camera so people can watch and whack off, it isn't a scented candle romantic masterpiece you sit down to watch with your special girl and a nice bottle of wine.
If you watch porn for longer than like 5 to 10 minutes, you're doing it wrong.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Generally one does not find quality porn on the internet for free.
o_O
"Quality", in this instance, referring to reasonable actors having believable and emotionally fulfilling sex set against a reasonable plot and decent production values.
What? Who cares about quality plot? Porn is supposed to be stupid, campy fun. You watch it knowing it's going to be hilariously silly and contrived. Next to the actual sex, it's the fun thing about porn. Emotionally fulfilling? It's two or more people boffing each other on camera so people can watch and whack off, it isn't a scented candle romantic masterpiece you sit down to watch with your special girl and a nice bottle of wine.
If you watch porn for longer than like 5 to 10 minutes, you're doing it wrong.
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I'd make a joke here, but luckily I realised in time that unless you have previous knowledge of Roman ideas of the Jews' sexual ability, it wouldn't be in any way funny. And even if you did, it still wouldn't be funny. So. Yeah.
xtube, pornhub, redtube, fleshbot, there really is quite a lot.
And I discovered none of these until about a year ago.
Though I'll say even here, only 10% maybe includes good actors.
oh man! old school stuff is lame. amateur porn is where it's at.
seriously constant
psshhhhh aaaaaa psssshhhhh aahhhhh pssshhhh aaahhhhh
is pretty annoying
I know thats like having salmon and oral sex with a woman at the same time!
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wait I mean wowee my penis is huuuuge and all the ladies want all up on it.
Well Inq does tend to not have relationships... Oh god we've discovered the secret.
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No, no, the girl with the 10 foot pole.
*shrugs* I wouldn't be surprised either way. I really don't think I'm anything special in the sack. She did say it was the best sex she's ever had though. Once again, could just be lies/ego-stroking or maybe she's just had bad sex.
I had sex once in 2001, and much like the rest of country it took me 5 years before I could love again.
NEVAR FORGET!
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The girl has a 10 foot pole? Shit I wouldn't date "her" either.
god damnit stop being a fag japan
I can't trust me?
I still have my books, at least.
*glasses break*
Yes, you don't trust yourself to have a relationship that isn't about fake orgasms and bad dye jobs.
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What? Who cares about quality plot? Porn is supposed to be stupid, campy fun. You watch it knowing it's going to be hilariously silly and contrived. Next to the actual sex, it's the fun thing about porn. Emotionally fulfilling? It's two or more people boffing each other on camera so people can watch and whack off, it isn't a scented candle romantic masterpiece you sit down to watch with your special girl and a nice bottle of wine.
"Who's that supposed to satisfy?"
"Me, the wallet over there is for you, I am jewish."
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If you watch porn for longer than like 5 to 10 minutes, you're doing it wrong.
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PRISON SEX!
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John Mctiernan he directed Die Hard, Predator, my heart.
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