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Women eat too much. PS3 only punks!
Blake T
Do you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
Do you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
FAT PRINCESS
Fat princess is a game that came out yesterday, or today if you are mentally slow.
The point of the game is to give in to the never ending demands of a woman and fill her full of cake and other sweet things and then run off with her and make unattractive sex.
However to stop you from making a terrible mistake you have an opposing team trying to stop you.
The game is similar to capture the flag, except instead of the prize being a brightly coloured sheet which you may wave around as you see fit, the prize is, as you may have pieced together already is an overweight lady.
There is also a class based system in the game to further complicate the food giving process.You can change character classes and abilities on the fly by picking up hats that are generated at their team's base.
If you are talented enough to kill someone you may also take their hat as a trophey. The game's five classes include mage, priest, warrior, worker, and ranger. Each class has its own unique set of weapons and abilities.
The "hat machines" may be upgraded to produce hats that will enhance the strength and effectiveness of their respective class. In order to upgrade certain machines, players must use resources found outside the castle walls. Resources include wood and metal and are gathered by worker class characters.
It is available to download on the PS3 so all six of us that actually own a PS3 could theoretically play together "online" and call each others dicks. Well except for me as I do not have a headset.
Hopefully I shall have a go at this tonight and maybe play with a few of you fags.
Hear are some pictures as I am required to post by law when I am creating a topic.
Fat princess is a game that came out yesterday, or today if you are mentally slow.
The point of the game is to give in to the never ending demands of a woman and fill her full of cake and other sweet things and then run off with her and make unattractive sex.
However to stop you from making a terrible mistake you have an opposing team trying to stop you.
The game is similar to capture the flag, except instead of the prize being a brightly coloured sheet which you may wave around as you see fit, the prize is, as you may have pieced together already is an overweight lady.
There is also a class based system in the game to further complicate the food giving process.You can change character classes and abilities on the fly by picking up hats that are generated at their team's base.
If you are talented enough to kill someone you may also take their hat as a trophey. The game's five classes include mage, priest, warrior, worker, and ranger. Each class has its own unique set of weapons and abilities.
The "hat machines" may be upgraded to produce hats that will enhance the strength and effectiveness of their respective class. In order to upgrade certain machines, players must use resources found outside the castle walls. Resources include wood and metal and are gathered by worker class characters.
It is available to download on the PS3 so all six of us that actually own a PS3 could theoretically play together "online" and call each others dicks. Well except for me as I do not have a headset.
Hopefully I shall have a go at this tonight and maybe play with a few of you fags.
Hear are some pictures as I am required to post by law when I am creating a topic.
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...and cake!
GOTTA GET IT GOTTA GET IT GOTTA GET IT
GERMAN CHOCOLATE IS PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING LEETLE TINY COWARDS.
Does anyone wish to join me?
Edit: wait I just realise I have no download cap.
Who wants to play tomorrow?
Satans..... hints.....
Edit: Wireless 2 port router.
Satans..... hints.....
didnt it come out like around the same time as street fighter 4?
what's the big idea
also they have a funny smell coming out of their fat folds
have you seen food lately?
it appears to be delicious
but the key here is self-respect
and they apparently hate themselves
best of both worlds, see
some people go for kfc and shit which is alright because you can get like a huge bucket and itll last well into the night and stay tasty
but i dont like my keyboard getting all greasy so i used to stock up on mcdonalds but then they started putting everything in boxes instead of the paper wraps so i just get their cheeseburgers or those deli wraps or some whoppers if i can be bothered driving a bit further
main point is i can half unwrap it and hold it in one hand without getting all messy
i just had my first attempt at making green curry fried rice and it is delicious