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'Hiding' folders

EdgieEdgie TampaRegistered User regular
edited December 2006 in Help / Advice Forum
So, this question is uh.. for a friend. Said friend has relatives coming over and staying in his room. These relatives aren't the kind of relatives you'd tell not to use your computer. Now, this computer has a folder with.. uh, ballet dance lessons he wishes to hide. Any programs out there that could make the directory invisible or some such?

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  • ZsetrekZsetrek Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Edgie wrote:
    So, this question is uh.. for a friend. Said friend has relatives coming over and staying in his room. These relatives aren't the kind of relatives you'd tell not to use your computer. Now, this computer has a folder with.. uh, ballet dance lessons he wishes to hide. Any programs out there that could make the directory invisible or some such?

    Burn your hardcore interracial monkey-rape porn onto a CD, delete the folder, and stash the CD somewhere till after they've gone?

    Just delete it full stop, and rebuild your collection from scratch at a later date?

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You could create an innocently named directory somewhere other than "my documents" and move the whole lot there. How obscure the location would have to be depends how tech-savvy the person you're trying to hide it from is. The important thing is that it's somewhere they're not likely to be browsing through.

    For example, stick the whole folder one or two levels inside your windows folder, or at the root of your C drive.

    Then, all you have to do is make sure that when you're done "appreciating," you clear the recent documents folder (Start -> Settings -> Taskbar and Start menu -> Start Menu -> Customise -> Clear), so they don't show up in the start bar.

    You could also put the whole lot in an archive and password it. Winzip does this, I'm fairly sure.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rename the folder to something manly, so they don't think you're gay, for example: "porn!" and leave it on your desktop, they will look up to your manliness after seeing the title, but won't dare to open it because of their own lack of manliness.

    Alternatively, rename the folder to something innocent and place it in some far away folder, if you suspect these relatives to go digging through your "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB"-folder (example) you could even protect the map with a password.

    Oh, and don't forget to rename your individual files to something less obvious, siblings are prone to ctrl-F for "porn" :P I know I do.

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  • AndrewAndrew Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Just make the folders hidden and disable "view hidden files and folders". Sure they can find it but they'd have to snoop and search for *.wmv or something.

    Unless you think they would do that then that should be enough. Also, hide your porn somewhere good. Like in a program folder.

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  • GrimmGrimm Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What about just hiding the power cord when your not around?

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  • EdgieEdgie TampaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Grimm wrote:
    What about just hiding the power cord when your not around?
    Nope. By relatives I meant brother and his wife. I'm not going to tell them 'Sorry, no using my computer.' They're trustworthy enough, I'd just rather be on the safe side.

    Anyway yeah, they're decently hidden. I swear I remember some kind of program that would make folders invisible or some such, and they could only be seen if you booted the program up and entered a password.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You appear to be more pro in hiding t3h prons than we are, then. :P

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  • Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    well, just hid it in a windows directory like said before and delete all links to the files.

    Just pray no one goes into search and looks for "funny" movies.

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  • robaalrobaal Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    It's a pretty bizarre thing in windows that the Temporary Internet Files* folder isn't really visible in explorer - it only shows IEs cached files. However you can access it normally with something like Total Commander and move the folder you want to hide in there - it will be only visible with a similar file manager. I believe it will even be invisible to search.

    You can of course set the folder privileges (on an NTFS partition) to only allow access to the administrator and then use a normal-user account for that time.

    It's a bit extreme, but there are also some programs that will make a whole passworded and encrypted partition on your drive. Some of them also work for single folders. Be aware that if you're trying to hide something illegal some countries require you by law to give the password if you are investigated by the police (ie. you would still be guilty of breaking that law even if they don't see your plans to assassinate the queen).

    A passworded archive is a good solution, as the contents won't be shown during a virus scan, for example. Just chose the "store" compression method.


    *I'm not sure where exactly it is under XP, as I can't check it right now. It should be somewhere in C:\Documents and Settings\<your username> and I guess maybe further under Application Data (might be hidden) \ Microsoft?
    Under win98 it was in the windows folder IIRC.

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  • GrimmGrimm Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The post above me mentioned movies and it reminded me of something. Doesnt media player add files to its libary after you play them? So even if you already hid the files, they might come across something just going through media player looking for something to listen to. If you cant stop them from using the computer all together, im gonna have to agree with what Zsetrek said. Just dont forget to clean out stuff like the history folder.

    EDIT: I type slow. Now its two post above.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I go with the "down the rabbit-hole" method. I call it that because it sounds cooler than a name that fits. Essentially my porn is hidden deep within recursive subdirectories, and only I know the correct path of folders to open to eventually find the kinkyness. I also keep my computer passworded because no one should have to see my porn but me, there's no reason for me to subject strangers to it. Incidentally my method only stops people from accidentally stumbling upon the porn. They can always just hit "find" and put in "*.jpg" as the string. Or *.rm, because frankly I can't come up with anyone off the top of my head but porn companies who actually consider *.rm to be a valid format.

    Of course, that doesn't work on my computer because I broke the registry for the Windows built-in search wizard or whatever years ago. :wink:

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  • Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    you should make a guest login for them. That will help cover your porn tracks even more. Though it's a little suspicious I guess.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh, also, I don't have "recent documents" in my start menu anymore for this reason.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh, also, I don't have "recent documents" in my start menu anymore for this reason.
    I tried to figure out how to do that, but I can't find that option ANYWHERE.

    And it's not even *just* to get pr0n out of the logs, I swear.

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  • GrimmGrimm Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aldo wrote:
    Oh, also, I don't have "recent documents" in my start menu anymore for this reason.
    I tried to figure out how to do that, but I can't find that option ANYWHERE.

    And it's not even *just* to get pr0n out of the logs, I swear.

    Right click on the start menu, select properties, under the start menu tab click the first customize buttom. Now click the advanced tab. It should be right down at the bottem of the window saying "recent documents".

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  • robaalrobaal Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You can also do this and other neat stuff by editing the registry (run->regedit). It might also be doable through something in the administrative tools, though possibly only under XP Pro.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Aldo wrote:
    Oh, also, I don't have "recent documents" in my start menu anymore for this reason.
    I tried to figure out how to do that, but I can't find that option ANYWHERE.

    And it's not even *just* to get pr0n out of the logs, I swear.
    Tried switcing to classic start menu view?

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aldo wrote:
    Oh, also, I don't have "recent documents" in my start menu anymore for this reason.
    I tried to figure out how to do that, but I can't find that option ANYWHERE.

    And it's not even *just* to get pr0n out of the logs, I swear.
    Tried switcing to classic start menu view?
    it's already on classic, the menu is still there. :B

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Grimm wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    Oh, also, I don't have "recent documents" in my start menu anymore for this reason.
    I tried to figure out how to do that, but I can't find that option ANYWHERE.

    And it's not even *just* to get pr0n out of the logs, I swear.

    Right click on the start menu, select properties, under the start menu tab click the first customize buttom. Now click the advanced tab. It should be right down at the bottem of the window saying "recent documents".
    Oh yeah, that's how I did it.

    I really don't remember, I configured all this shit years ago and haven't messed with it since.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This one's easy. Zip the whole folder, put it in the Windows system folder and rename it and its filetype to something that blends in. Even if you can't remember it you can tell it apart by the date modified.

    Also, if you're concerned about the recent history of your video players, you can flush it out with other videos, and maybe codename your porn in the future so it doesn't look suspicious. That's probably overkill though unless your brother is actually going to be looking for evidence of porn on your computer.

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  • BadAssMonkeeBadAssMonkee Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    use true encrypt?

    it creates a file.. or something that is pretty useless until you mount it with the program and then it acts as another hard drive. i dont try to understand this program but its pretty easy and hides everything you put into the file. oh and its password protected. so theyd have to find the program, find the file and then figure out the password to mount it

    http://www.truecrypt.org/

    its pretty simple to use. i got it working in a couple of minutes and im far from tech savvy

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  • stigweardstigweard Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    zip it and put it in the ntfs ads (alternate data stream). You can attach it to whatever you like and no one can get to it unless they know how and most people don't know how. this gives the added bonus of not being able to see how much data is actually there. You could have it attached to phone numbers.txt and have a file size of 1k but the actual data size could be 20gb

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    couldnt you just create a new user account?

    isnt there some way to make media available to only a single user account?

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  • GrimmGrimm Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This is why external drives are nice. All you have to do is unplug it and toss it in a drawer. Im still suggesting just burning it to a cd / dvd since the OP hasnt said this is not a option.

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  • Elessar ElfstoneElessar Elfstone Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ever since I got busted with some pron I have it in a directory tree like 8 folders long, renamed to something that fits into the tree, made invisible with invisibles folders not shown under file options, no recent documents in the Start menu and WMP set to *not* automatically add anything played to the library. I think I have all my tracks covered, you could do the same.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jesus, people. Just put your porn in my documents, password protect your administrator account and make a password-free guest account.

    Your relatives have no need for administrator access on your computer, and if you don't have the balls to tell them that then you need to grow a pair.

    -edit-

    Mcdermont beat me to it.

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  • alcoholic_engineeralcoholic_engineer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    take it, zip it up, and rename the zip file some crazy name, but change the .rar or .zip to .sys

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Grimm wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    Oh, also, I don't have "recent documents" in my start menu anymore for this reason.
    I tried to figure out how to do that, but I can't find that option ANYWHERE.

    And it's not even *just* to get pr0n out of the logs, I swear.

    Right click on the start menu, select properties, under the start menu tab click the first customize buttom. Now click the advanced tab. It should be right down at the bottem of the window saying "recent documents".
    Oh yeah, that's how I did it.

    I really don't remember, I configured all this shit years ago and haven't messed with it since.
    *shrug* I went back to the XP view, but deleted all useless buttons, it looks less pretty now, but at least I got rid of the annoying features.

    Thanks for the help.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Haha, back in the day I kept porn in my WC3 directory. Ha.

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  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    There's always the Microsoft Private Folder program, that is if you're using a WGA verified copy of Windows XP and can find a copy of the program.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I've only done this in Unix, but can't you somehow rename folders so they're officially "hidden" by the system? I know folders/files starting with "." like ".passwords" are hidden on unix-like systems. It's what I did with my porn back when I was on the family Mac. Takes a little command-line-fu, but only a really tiny amount.

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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So there's a few methods already on the table.

    - Placing said folder in obscure location

    - Hiding folder and then choosing the setting to not display Hidden or System files/folders

    - Zipping up the folder (possibly with a password); and as a note to this, if you're so inclined, you can rename the file and extension to something obscure as well. Like, when winrar archives files, it temporarily gives it a random name and a random extension from what I've noticed.

    - Laying it out on the desktop for the world to see and admire.

    Though, for the most part, there has been a lack of programs mentioned. I for one highly suggest Magic Folders. I personally used it back in middle school, you know, to hide my man essence. My friend used it to hide his games because his parents were just like that :? . It basically hides the folder from Windows Explorer completely, however, there's a multitude of ways to break said program and reveal folder, but your guests should be polite enough not to break your installed applications. And the program itself is easy enough to hide, just remove it from your start menu, desktop, quicklaunch, etc. Your guests also shouldn't be in your Program Files folder in the first place unless they really do want to find your man essence. ;)

    Oh, it's shareware, but I'm sure you can find...uh, a full version? Or buy one too, it is a pretty nifty program.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Seriously though it's your brother, I'd wager that he has porn on his computer too.

    Unless you feel like watching porn it's considered bad manners to explore someones directory just for the sole reason of watching porn.

    So another suggestion is don't worry about it, as long as there isn't anything containing goats or your brother's wife, I doubt there is anything in there that he'd get upset over.

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  • GrimmGrimm Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Blaket wrote:
    Seriously though it's your brother, I'd wager that he has porn on his computer too.

    Unless you feel like watching porn it's considered bad manners to explore someones directory just for the sole reason of watching porn.

    So another suggestion is don't worry about it, as long as there isn't anything containing goats or your brother's wife, I doubt there is anything in there that he'd get upset over.

    I see your point, alot of guys do have porn on their computers and its a good bet so does his brother. But maybe he is embaresd by the type of porn he has. Just for example, he has a fetish for giraffes but doesnt want his family to know.

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  • Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    take it, zip it up, and rename the zip file some crazy name, but change the .rar or .zip to .sys

    I think this idea works the best.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Here's an idea.

    Assuming that A) you're not ridiculously young to be having a "ballet dance lesson" collection, B) your brother and his wife don't have a deep moral objection to "ballet dancing," and C) you don't have anything completely freaky or illegal on there, why not just try the absolution-through-admission route?

    To wit, take your brother aside when he gets home, and say something to the effect of, "Hey, I'm a young guy, and like most guys, I am developing a fascination with ballet dancing. I have a modest collection of ballet on my computer, and I would appreciate it if you and the missus just pretended it wasn't there, OK? Thanks."

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  • FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Jesus, a lot of people are still using Windows 95/98 methods.

    Anything on your account's desktop (and any subdirs of that desktop), as long as it's passworded, is not viewable by other accounts. Make a limited account for Guests. Done.

    This way you can have a "Porn" directory on your desktop AND NOBODY CAN STOP YOU.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    use true encrypt?

    it creates a file.. or something that is pretty useless until you mount it with the program and then it acts as another hard drive. i dont try to understand this program but its pretty easy and hides everything you put into the file. oh and its password protected. so theyd have to find the program, find the file and then figure out the password to mount it

    http://www.truecrypt.org/

    its pretty simple to use. i got it working in a couple of minutes and im far from tech savvy

    Seconding this, if you're ultra-paranoid.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Put it in an archive. 7zip has good compression. So does bzip2.

    Encrypt it with something serious, like PGP (or GPG if you're not using Windows).

    There is no step three.

    PGP is sufficient to keep the FBI out of your porn, it can goddamn well work on your in-laws or whatever.

    note: always compress before encrypting, not after.

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