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The taliban 2.0: civilians are people too

redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfixRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
So I came across this article, and found it interesting that the codes of conduct are not so much savage, as largely sensible.

No sillly, I'm not saying the Taliban are nice, but if you realize they're still just people, something something.

Anyway, I found it interesting.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why does redfenix hate America?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    teefs thread for teefs

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    that's like asking a jew to read mein kampf

    you're spitting in my face right now, redfenix

    (this post is brought to you by FACETIOUS brand fakeposts

    remember, if it pisses you off, it's probably FACETIOUS)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like this one:

    Chapter 7: On the Mujahideen
    Suicide attacks should be at high value and important targets because a brave son of Islam should not be used for low value and useless targets. In suicide attacks the killing of innocent people and damage to their property should be minimized.


    It makes sense not to send a suicide bomber to destroy the local coffee shop because they got your order wrong.

    INFIDEL, I ASKED FOR TWO SUGARS AND 1% SKIM MILK, NOT SPLENDA AND SOY MILK. I DECLARE A JIHAD ON STARBUCKS!

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    crying_eagle.jpg

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this is the first step to peace in 2512

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    really?

    ugh


    i don't agree with people being killed, etc etc

    that's not the point

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Don't make the eagle cry more tears, redfenix. Hasn't he been hurt enough?

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    in the year 2349, peace is finally achieved in the middle east

    two hours later the reptiloids invade Baghdad

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The eagle will put a boot in your ass, it's the 'Merican way.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    these%20colors%20don%27t%20run.jpg

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    redfenix stop qualifying all your posts

    you're among friends here

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the hell he is

    nobody's my friend until I say they are

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    heh, thank shank

    anyway, i want to see the rest of the book, like

    Chapter 43: Bacon

    Although bacon is the best food, don't eat it.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Lately I've realized that I dont...

    I don't actually like bacon!

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    these%20colors%20don%27t%20run.jpg

    %20These%20Colors%20Don%27t%20Run%20The%20World%20Bumper%20Sticker%20(5667).jpg

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Now I want bacon.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    teefs thread for teefs

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    I knew I'd have a use for that.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    these%20colors%20don%27t%20run.jpg

    %20These%20Colors%20Don%27t%20Run%20The%20World%20Bumper%20Sticker%20%285667%29.jpg
    These colors don't run...because they're too fat.

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This forum is full of Taliban/Al-Qaeda operatives.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also I find it really silly that redfenix finds it surprising that the taliban's manifesto is pretty sensible sounding on paper

    like somehow he was expecting to open it up and find "KILL EVERYONE" scribbled in blood across each page

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

    sure, why not

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

    sure, why not

    What is your opinion of these colors running?

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

    sure, why not

    neat

    do I get a t-shirt or a mug or something

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

    sure, why not

    What is your opinion of these colors running?

    it depends on if the fabric is colorfast or not

    sometimes colors can run if the fabric is not properly treated

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    They still think it's okay to murder people so

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

    sure, why not

    neat

    do I get a t-shirt or a mug or something

    you will get a membership card

    the card will look like an old sub club card from subway that is halfway punched because the fuckers stopped doing the sub club goddammit

    ...ahem. but that is only a clever disguise.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    well I mean they're waging war, that's kinda what you do

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    So I came across this article, and found it interesting that the codes of conduct are not so much savage, as largely sensible.

    No sillly, I'm not saying the Taliban are nice, but if you realize they're still just people, something something.

    Anyway, I found it interesting.

    In Afghanistan, Taliban kills more civilians than US

    And hey, Taliban history:
    The worst attack on civilians came in summer of 1998 when the Taliban swept north from Herat to the predominantly Hazara and Uzbek city of Mazar-i-Sharif, the largest city in the north. Entering at 10 am on 8 August 1998, for the next two days the Taliban drove their pickup trucks "up and down the narrow streets of Mazar-i-Sharif shooting to the left and right and killing everything that moved — shop owners, cart pullers, women and children shoppers and even goats and donkeys."

    More than 8000 noncombatants were reported killed in Mazar-i-Sharif and later in Bamiyan. Contrary to the injunctions of Islam, which demands immediate burial, the Taliban forbade anyone to bury the corpses for the first six days while they rotted in the summer heat and were eaten by dogs. In addition to this indiscriminate slaughter, the Taliban sought out and massacred members of the Hazara, a mostly Shia ethnic group, while in control of Mazar-i-Sharif.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

    sure, why not

    neat

    do I get a t-shirt or a mug or something

    you will get a membership card

    the card will look like an old sub club card from subway that is halfway punched because the fuckers stopped doing the sub club goddammit

    ...ahem. but that is only a clever disguise.

    does it have the complimentary mustard stain

    because it's not worth anything on ebay without that

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    welp,
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    classic teefs!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    would you say that I'm your friend shoe

    sure, why not

    neat

    do I get a t-shirt or a mug or something

    you will get a membership card

    the card will look like an old sub club card from subway that is halfway punched because the fuckers stopped doing the sub club goddammit

    ...ahem. but that is only a clever disguise.

    does it have the complimentary mustard stain

    because it's not worth anything on ebay without that

    I can put one on there for you

    I got mustard

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Teefs, re: your twitter -

    I <3 you.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    They still think it's okay to murder people so
    welp,
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    I'm guessing death penalty + extradition by country?

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yes the justice system and local homicide rates due to poverty/social issues are equatable to the murders committed by terrorist organizations

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