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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
I like this one:
Chapter 7: On the Mujahideen
Suicide attacks should be at high value and important targets because a brave son of Islam should not be used for low value and useless targets. In suicide attacks the killing of innocent people and damage to their property should be minimized.
It makes sense not to send a suicide bomber to destroy the local coffee shop because they got your order wrong.
INFIDEL, I ASKED FOR TWO SUGARS AND 1% SKIM MILK, NOT SPLENDA AND SOY MILK. I DECLARE A JIHAD ON STARBUCKS!
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited July 2009
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited July 2009
Don't make the eagle cry more tears, redfenix. Hasn't he been hurt enough?
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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edited July 2009
in the year 2349, peace is finally achieved in the middle east
two hours later the reptiloids invade Baghdad
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
The eagle will put a boot in your ass, it's the 'Merican way.
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited July 2009
Now I want bacon.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited July 2009
This forum is full of Taliban/Al-Qaeda operatives.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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Snowbeati need somethingto kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
also I find it really silly that redfenix finds it surprising that the taliban's manifesto is pretty sensible sounding on paper
like somehow he was expecting to open it up and find "KILL EVERYONE" scribbled in blood across each page
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edited July 2009
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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The worst attack on civilians came in summer of 1998 when the Taliban swept north from Herat to the predominantly Hazara and Uzbek city of Mazar-i-Sharif, the largest city in the north. Entering at 10 am on 8 August 1998, for the next two days the Taliban drove their pickup trucks "up and down the narrow streets of Mazar-i-Sharif shooting to the left and right and killing everything that moved — shop owners, cart pullers, women and children shoppers and even goats and donkeys."
More than 8000 noncombatants were reported killed in Mazar-i-Sharif and later in Bamiyan. Contrary to the injunctions of Islam, which demands immediate burial, the Taliban forbade anyone to bury the corpses for the first six days while they rotted in the summer heat and were eaten by dogs. In addition to this indiscriminate slaughter, the Taliban sought out and massacred members of the Hazara, a mostly Shia ethnic group, while in control of Mazar-i-Sharif.
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you're spitting in my face right now, redfenix
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Chapter 7: On the Mujahideen
Suicide attacks should be at high value and important targets because a brave son of Islam should not be used for low value and useless targets. In suicide attacks the killing of innocent people and damage to their property should be minimized.
It makes sense not to send a suicide bomber to destroy the local coffee shop because they got your order wrong.
INFIDEL, I ASKED FOR TWO SUGARS AND 1% SKIM MILK, NOT SPLENDA AND SOY MILK. I DECLARE A JIHAD ON STARBUCKS!
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really?
ugh
i don't agree with people being killed, etc etc
that's not the point
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two hours later the reptiloids invade Baghdad
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you're among friends here
nobody's my friend until I say they are
anyway, i want to see the rest of the book, like
Chapter 43: Bacon
Although bacon is the best food, don't eat it.
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I don't actually like bacon!
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I knew I'd have a use for that.
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like somehow he was expecting to open it up and find "KILL EVERYONE" scribbled in blood across each page
sure, why not
What is your opinion of these colors running?
neat
do I get a t-shirt or a mug or something
it depends on if the fabric is colorfast or not
sometimes colors can run if the fabric is not properly treated
you will get a membership card
the card will look like an old sub club card from subway that is halfway punched because the fuckers stopped doing the sub club goddammit
...ahem. but that is only a clever disguise.
In Afghanistan, Taliban kills more civilians than US
And hey, Taliban history:
does it have the complimentary mustard stain
because it's not worth anything on ebay without that
I can put one on there for you
I got mustard
I you.
I'm guessing death penalty + extradition by country?