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so I just tried waterboarding

MrMonroeMrMonroe passed outon the floor nowRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
conclusion:

it sucks balls

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    What like...

    You were doing it to someone or having it done to you?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you got to stop letting the pretty girls talk you into trying weird things, man

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    both

    increasing the incline makes it a lot worse

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Didn't some pundit try waterboarding one time?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Surprise, torture sucks.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ...What possessed you to try what is basically simulated drowning?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    The safety word was "peaches."

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Way to tell a story about it there!

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    Didn't some pundit try waterboarding one time?

    radio jockey

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    Didn't some pundit try waterboarding one time?

    Sean Hannity offered to do it for charity, and when some former CIA guy said he'd do it Hannity backed down.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Christopher Hitchens did it, and he's sort of a pundit

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I hope for your sake you kept your fool mouth shut.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Die before you talk!

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I thought this was a thread about wakeboarding


    whoops

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So, what possessed you to torture yourself?

    "Hey this would be totally fun times!"

    Was there something special about the water? Like it came from the holy fucking grail or something?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I thought this was a thread about wakeboarding


    whoops

    wakeboarding is pretty awesome

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    scarlet blvd. wrote: »
    So, what possessed you to torture yourself?

    "Hey this would be totally fun times!"

    Was there something special about the water? Like it came from the holy fucking grail or something?

    it was poured down the back and ass of a stripper

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    scarlet blvd. wrote: »
    So, what possessed you to torture yourself?

    "Hey this would be totally fun times!"

    Was there something special about the water? Like it came from the holy fucking grail or something?

    when considering certain issues it can sometimes be illuminating to see these issues from a certain perspective

    or this guy was drunk, who knows

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Are you going to try out the rack next? I hear dislocating your hips, shoulders, knees and elbows is good times too.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2009
    that guy mancow did it

    I think that's his name

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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    actually mancow faked it. i cant remember the report i read on it. but yeah.

    seriously. answer the question. why did you decide to get waterboarded? O.O

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    Didn't some pundit try waterboarding one time?

    Sean Hannity offered to do it for charity, and when some former CIA guy said he'd do it Hannity backed down.

    What a little bitch.

    Here's the link to the article Hitchens wrote on his experience.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am drinking a bottle of water and I thought it was gonna go down the wrong pipe but I'm okay.

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    edited August 2009
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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I am drinking a bottle of water and I thought it was gonna go down the wrong pipe but I'm okay.

    crisis...AVERTED

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Every time I hear "waterboarding" I think of some kind of extreme sport

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you know i wonder if there's people who get off on waterboarding

    i mean people get off on all sorts of crazy things

    or at least claim to on the internet

    but it seems like the sort of thing that would be impossible to sexually enjoy unless you are deeply brain damaged

    not just psychologically screwy

    like there would need to be something physically wrong with your nervous response system

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i wonder if there's people who get off on waterboarding

    i mean people get off on all sorts of crazy things

    or at least claim to on the internet

    but it seems like the sort of thing that would be impossible to sexually enjoy unless you are deeply brain damaged

    not just psychologically screwy

    like there would need to be something physically wrong with your nervous response system

    It could be an alternative form of erotic asphyxiation.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Basically we did it because we were curious about the process and about how bad it would actually be. Now in the event that anyone runs their mouth off about how it's not too terrible I can correct them authoritatively.

    Oh, and I been sober for two months and change now, so it wasn't the drink.

    The cloth over the face makes it significantly worse. I lasted longer than Hitchens did, which is kind of a point of pride.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i wonder if there's people who get off on waterboarding

    i mean people get off on all sorts of crazy things

    or at least claim to on the internet

    but it seems like the sort of thing that would be impossible to sexually enjoy unless you are deeply brain damaged

    not just psychologically screwy

    like there would need to be something physically wrong with your nervous response system

    It could be an alternative form of erotic asphyxiation.

    erotic sleep deprivation

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    former "kung fu" star found in apparent erotic self-waterboarding fatality

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You'd have to have a pretty complicated system of levers and pulleys to pull that off with any safety.

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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Basically we did it because we were curious about the process and about how bad it would actually be. Now in the event that anyone runs their mouth off about how it's not too terrible I can correct them authoritatively.

    Oh, and I been sober for two months and change now, so it wasn't the drink.

    The cloth over the face makes it significantly worse. I lasted longer than Hitchens did, which is kind of a point of pride.

    dude.... :shock:

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    in other news, I did not get waterboarded today

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was tortured with country music for 8 hours today

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I got motorboated :(

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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    natek wrote: »
    I was tortured with country music for 8 hours today

    the only way country is NOT torture is if its garth brooks.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    tubaloth wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    I was tortured with country music for 8 hours today

    the only way country is NOT torture is if its garth brooks.

    that's super torture

    real country is Johnny Cash and Hank Williams

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Steve Earle

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    tubaloth wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    I was tortured with country music for 8 hours today

    the only way country is NOT torture is if its garth brooks.

    that's super torture

    real country is Johnny Cash and Hank Williams

    Thaaaank you.

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