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On this day, in the year one thousand nine hundred sixty-one

The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
Barack Hussein Obama II may or may not have been born in Honolulu, Hawaii.

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Happy Birthday, Mister President
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...whatever your true nationality is.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't really get over how hot Marilyn Monroe was

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I wish Marilyn would wish me a happy birthday

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think you mean nineteen hundred sixty-one...

    Also yes, for an old broad, Marilyn!

    :D

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I wish Marilyn would wish me a happy birthday

    you should have thought of that before you killed her all those years ago

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think you mean nineteen hundred sixty-one...

    BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE BECAUSE HE IS CLEARLY A SPACE VAMPIRE

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Barack Obama is from the future, stupid.

    In the grim darkness of the distant future there is only OBAMA.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    There is apparently an "Obama Kenyan birth certificate" floating around now. :P

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So Obama is from the future?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    There is apparently an "Obama Kenyan birth certificate" floating around now. :P

    Which anyone with 5 minute's worth of research would realize is a fake, and a poorly done one, at that.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    There is apparently an "Obama Kenyan birth certificate" floating around now. :P

    Which anyone with 5 minute's worth of research would realize is a fake, and a poorly done one, at that.
    I'm sure that won't stop my mother from forwarding this "proof" to me at some point.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also guys settle a bet

    did Marilyn Monroe really wear a size 16

    because she basically proves that curves are hot if this is true, and I plan to rub that in my girlfriend's face whenever she's feeling self-concious (she's a size 12 and still whines about being overweight sometimes)

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Barack Obama is from the future, stupid.

    In the grim darkness of the distant future there is only OBAMA.

    o_O

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I care not for your so-called "powers of 10".


    oops

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    also guys settle a bet

    did Marilyn Monroe really wear a size 16

    because she basically proves that curves are hot if this is true, and I plan to rub that in my girlfriend's face whenever she's feeling self-concious (she's a size 12 and still whines about being overweight sometimes)

    http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.asp

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Getting a tattoo of marilyn monroe on your arm is stupid.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Getting a tattoo of marilyn monroe on your arm is stupid.

    what about having her face tattooed onto yours

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    There is apparently an "Obama Kenyan birth certificate" floating around now. :P

    Which anyone with 5 minute's worth of research would realize is a fake, and a poorly done one, at that.
    I'm sure that won't stop my mother from forwarding this "proof" to me at some point.

    I watched a clip from MSNBC (I think?) where they had one of the major proponents of the Birther movement on there and she sounded like a complete nutball housewife with waaaay too much time on her hands.

    Fucking yikes

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    There is apparently an "Obama Kenyan birth certificate" floating around now. :P

    Which anyone with 5 minute's worth of research would realize is a fake, and a poorly done one, at that.
    I'm sure that won't stop my mother from forwarding this "proof" to me at some point.

    Well here is a crazy person:

    Obama “Kenyan birth certificate” prompts call for federal grand jury probe.
    Internet Powerhouse Andy Martin says the filing of a purported “Kenyan birth certificate” for Barack Obama with a federal court in California opens the way to an FBI/Department of Justice inquiry into the provenance of the document. Martin’s Chicago news conference Tuesday will release copies of requests to the FBI and Attorney General Eric Holder requesting an investigation of the “Kenyan” document.

    Martin says the time has come to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Obama’s “records”

    Martin seeks an FBI/DOJ probe of Obama “birth” documents, says they may have been college application forgeries

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I can't really get over how hot Marilyn Monroe was

    fat, saggy whore

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    also guys settle a bet

    did Marilyn Monroe really wear a size 16

    because she basically proves that curves are hot if this is true, and I plan to rub that in my girlfriend's face whenever she's feeling self-concious (she's a size 12 and still whines about being overweight sometimes)

    The lady was all tits and ass

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    also guys settle a bet

    did Marilyn Monroe really wear a size 16

    because she basically proves that curves are hot if this is true, and I plan to rub that in my girlfriend's face whenever she's feeling self-concious (she's a size 12 and still whines about being overweight sometimes)

    http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.asp

    so what Geek is saying is you have a fat girlfriend. Snopes confirms.

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Internet Powerhouse Andy Martin says blah blah blah blah

    For real? Someone began a serious statement with the phrase Internet Powerhouse?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    also guys settle a bet

    did Marilyn Monroe really wear a size 16

    because she basically proves that curves are hot if this is true, and I plan to rub that in my girlfriend's face whenever she's feeling self-concious (she's a size 12 and still whines about being overweight sometimes)

    http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.asp

    well darn

    uh

    I still thinks she's hot!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Internet Powerhouse Andy Martin says blah blah blah blah

    For real? Someone began a serious statement with the phrase Internet Powerhouse?

    This is Powerhouse, on the internet.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    There is apparently an "Obama Kenyan birth certificate" floating around now. :P

    Which anyone with 5 minute's worth of research would realize is a fake, and a poorly done one, at that.
    I'm sure that won't stop my mother from forwarding this "proof" to me at some point.

    I watched a clip from MSNBC (I think?) where they had one of the major proponents of the Birther movement on there and she sounded like a complete nutball housewife with waaaay too much time on her hands.

    Fucking yikes
    haha WOW

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We should just start making fake birth certificates for every member of the Birthers. Kind of hippocritical of them to question Obama's citizenship when they themselves were born in SOVIET RUSSIA.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    We should just start making fake birth certificates for every member of the Birthers. Kind of hippocritical of them to question Obama's citizenship when they themselves were born in SOVIET RUSSIA.

    Well Orly Taitz was actually born in Soviet Russia!

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    There is apparently an "Obama Kenyan birth certificate" floating around now. :P

    One which doesn't even have a listed doctor, I might add.

    That Orly Taitz girl is idiotic. I saw her on MSNBC and couldn't stop laughing the whole time. She tried so hard to make herself sound sane, but it just wasn't working. The reporter just kept talking about how they offered her a car to get to the studio, but she turned them down because the driver's name sounded "too Muslim."

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    He only references that once, maybe twice in the clip.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man you had to pick the most airbrushed Marilyn photo, christ

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    anyway Happy Barackday

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That Orly Taitz girl is idiotic. I saw her on MSNBC and couldn't stop laughing the whole time. She tried so hard to make herself sound sane, but it just wasn't working. The reporter just kept talking about how they offered her a car to get to the studio, but she turned them down because the driver's name sounded "too Muslim."

    I really got the impression that she thinks that Colbert actually agrees with her. I'm sure they tell guests that he's a joke character, but she didn't seem to realize it.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh and if we're posting hot black and white dames, this is pretty mandatory

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    if I had to pick one woman to look like, fucking this

    I'd kill a baby

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    in the future this day will be known as judgement day

    curse the obamunists

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
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    You always have the best taste Weaver.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I'd kill a baby for lunch

    I don't care for babies all that much

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that woman has a tree growing out of her head.
    No wonder she is dead.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    yeah I could use a delicious lunch

    what are we gonna get, Druhim

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