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I posted in the AC and all I got was this stupid [CHAT]

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Good night and happy birthday!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Iruka wrote: »
    21

    You have the same birthday as one of my baaaayst fraaaynds! She's 23, and I had to drive her home just now (for the second time in like 2 weeks) when her older brother was supposed to, because he decided to be stupid and have substances at inopportune times.

    Also, while we were at another friend's house, I found a book that's about the use and misuse of common words/phrases in English...and I really really liked it and realized, once again, that I am a total nerdlady. Yesssss.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't sleep again.

    This is the big problem of being a recovering alcoholic. You suddenly remember things.

    Like staring at 73 soulless faces with that classic "thousand mile stare".

    Watching them get off the plane subdued and tired even though they haven't seen their families in thirteen months.

    Then watching 73 brash and boisterous 18 year old kids get on and knowing that you're going to be responsible for delivering them to the place where they get turned into the same bunch of zombies.

    Rinse and Repeat. For three fucking years.

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't sleep again.

    This is the big problem of being a recovering alcoholic. You suddenly remember things.

    Like staring at 73 soulless faces with that classic "thousand mile stare".

    Watching them get off the plane subdued and tired even though they haven't seen their families in thirteen months.

    Then watching 73 brash and boisterous 18 year old kids get on and knowing that you're going to be responsible for delivering them to the place where they get turned into the same bunch of zombies.

    Rinse and Repeat. For three fucking years.

    Its times like these when i play my guitar quietly in a dark room.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Look the makers of The Day After Tomorrow are making The Day After Tomorrow....again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyCCd8MCcZY&feature=channel

    Wasn't that movie horrible enough the first time? Why must they continue to punish us?

    Maybe so, but this fan made trailer makes it look 200% better:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've been looking for my guitar pick for more than an hour. Where the fuck is it?!

    Flay on
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sigh... My pencil just fell off my book then did a perfect curve turn on the floor then rolled under a pencil shaped hole that only slightly widdled down pencils from a few amount of sharpens could possibly fit and only if perfectly angled five thousand pound oak drawer that I don't even like

    there is no hope of getting it back

    Loomdun on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    I've been looking for my guitar pick for more than an hour. Where the fuck is it?!

    If you've been playing the guitar any time at all you'd know to get a whole shitload of them and put them in your guitar case.

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've got others. I just wanted to keep that one 'cause it was the first one I got.

    Flay on
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    sigh... My pencil just fell off my book then did a perfect curve turn on the floor then rolled under a pencil shaped hole that only slightly widdled down pencils from a few amount of sharpens could possibly fit and only if perfectly angled five thousand pound oak drawer that I don't even like

    there is no hope of getting it back

    I read part of this as "five thousand pound pork drawer".

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it reeks of death and is old and rotten and flies eat it

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I give up.

    @Metal: You fly planes?

    Flay on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    I give up.

    @Metal: You fly planes?

    I was a loadmaster in the air force. Basically the guy who loads the airplanes, tells the passengers to sit down and shut up, and does the air drops.

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ah.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hey everyone look at

    my

    sweet

    desktop
    woahitsmydesktop.jpg

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Theres these things called folders...

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    see I made a single web comic because I never did and I wanted to

    webcomicwooo.jpg

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think Trip to Watts is the most descriptive filename on there.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I throw it all in the doodle folder when it completely fills, its a endless abyss of scribbles and doodles like that one

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't sleep again.

    This is the big problem of being a recovering alcoholic. You suddenly remember things.

    Like staring at 73 soulless faces with that classic "thousand mile stare".

    Watching them get off the plane subdued and tired even though they haven't seen their families in thirteen months.

    Then watching 73 brash and boisterous 18 year old kids get on and knowing that you're going to be responsible for delivering them to the place where they get turned into the same bunch of zombies.

    Rinse and Repeat. For three fucking years.

    Wow. That might be the most depressing thing ever.
    A burning truckload of kittens careening off a cliff onto an underfunded school for blind orphans would be less depressing.

    Unrelated, has anyone played the remake of Monkey Island?! The original dialog rocks, but I'm still on the fence about these voiceovers. Also, dawn of war 2 is fun.

    e: Leave the prize for most depressing totp ever with my secretary.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Am I both your lawyer and your sexy secretary now? I got the glasses and everything

    so I can do that thing with the glasses

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That's why I pay you the big bucks!

    btw, the check is in the mail. they must've lost it at the post office or something..

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I work for hugs

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    GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Iruka: Happy birthday duck! 8-)

    Metal: I can't remember the question but you wanted new music. I think you would like Melt Banana.

    Tam: "Get to da [CHAT]pa!" is inspired. +5 points to you.

    Loom: that is actually slightly more organised that I would have guessed. Fasntastic though, I love it.

    Aaaaaaand finally... I love my iPhone. I am a convert.

    I only wish I could stop playing with it for 5 minutes.
    o_O
    :winky:

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    see I made a single web comic because I never did and I wanted to

    webcomicwooo.jpg

    Did these guys drop a shitload of acid before moving on to the 2nd panel, or what



    Also HEY GUYS guess who CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN OLOL

    D:



    I kinda want to get in my car and drive to nowhere during these moments...it'd be so much more fun than struggling to fall asleep for two hours (Metalbourne still beats me - I have no reason for my lack-o-sleep...unless it's just that I reach the time riiiight before I get a second wind, and then try to sleep through it).

    I also feel like being a fatty and eating a pastry

    Who's with me

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Grenn wrote: »
    Metal: I can't remember the question but you wanted new music. I think you would like Melt Banana.

    hahahaha oh my god, somebody else knows about these guys.

    A friend of mine thought they were hilarious and awesome, and had me come with him to one of their shows.

    I don't know if I'd call it "music". :P I think iTunes lists their songs under the genre, "noisecore".

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Driving is an awesome way to spend your unable to sleep time. I used to drive my 72 nova around for hours in the early morning when I couldn't sleep until I realized how much money I was spending on gas....(it only got 9 miles to the gallon). Now I have two choices, 19 mpg or 6. With 19 it costs me less but the driving experience isn't near as awesome as the 6. Tough decisions.

    rts on
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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hi guys, hi, hi there, hi.

    My back seems to be healing! You'd never know it was broken in 5 places!

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Good to hear...were you converted into a cyborg?

    rts on
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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sometimes I just get in my vehicle thinking I'll just drive and drive and drive.
    Then I remember it's a 1991 VW Westfalia and ask myself "what the fuck are you doing?"

    e: Robots, let me be the first to recommend- Never go to amateur chiropractic night at your local bar.
    Sounds like fun- it isn't.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I get fucking fantastic mileage.

    My driving experience is akin to driving something by Fisher-Price®.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Driving is an awesome way to spend your unable to sleep time. I used to drive my 72 nova around for hours in the early morning when I couldn't sleep until I realized how much money I was spending on gas....(it only got 9 miles to the gallon). Now I have two choices, 19 mpg or 6. With 19 it costs me less but the driving experience isn't near as awesome as the 6. Tough decisions.

    You figured if you couldn't sleep, nobody else could either, huh?

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I drive a Hyundai Getz! It's so faggy it hurts!

    Cake: Not Cyborg, no, but I did get some nanoprobes up the butt.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    who wants to play the not sleeping game

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I drive a Hyundai Getz! It's so faggy it hurts!

    Cake: Not Cyborg, no, but I did get some nanoprobes up the butt.

    ARGHH. SO MANY JOKES.
    I can't pick just one. :cry:

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Driving is an awesome way to spend your unable to sleep time. I used to drive my 72 nova around for hours in the early morning when I couldn't sleep until I realized how much money I was spending on gas....(it only got 9 miles to the gallon). Now I have two choices, 19 mpg or 6. With 19 it costs me less but the driving experience isn't near as awesome as the 6. Tough decisions.

    You figured if you couldn't sleep, nobody else could either, huh?

    Yeah fuck those guys.

    rts on
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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You know psychonauts? Sometimes I wonder what would happen if someone made a trip in to Loom's mind...

    That would make a pretty great challenge, actually.
    Maybe not only loom's mind, but illustrating the mind of any other forumer, psychonauts style.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I call wakk's mind.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    just draw a bunch of chinchillas/and any other form of adorable animals like ducks and sexy men and a endless pile of sketchbooks

    edit: and scribble my sentences on the walls

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    GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Grenn wrote: »
    Metal: I can't remember the question but you wanted new music. I think you would like Melt Banana.

    hahahaha oh my god, somebody else knows about these guys.

    A friend of mine thought they were hilarious and awesome, and had me come with him to one of their shows.

    I don't know if I'd call it "music". :P I think iTunes lists their songs under the genre, "noisecore".

    Of course it's music!! I've seen 'em a few times, they're an awesome band. And I'd actually say they were a lot more accessible than most noise-bands...

    Grenn on
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