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I posted in the AC and all I got was this stupid [CHAT]

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    VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    So I'm totally going to make an Automata fanfic comic.
    Not really.

    You should totally draw a picture of that guy kissing the robot, though.

    "Carl, if you could only know how I've longed to feel the tingling of your cold steel against my skin.. I .."
    "Hush, Detective Regal. Through my superhuman powers of deduction I already know what it is you want. And I want it too."
    

    "But I thought.."
    "Your amazement is valid, Detective Regal. For I have taught myself to feel this emotion you humans call.. [I]lust[/I]."
    

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i'm way to scared to even click on that thread

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    CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Visti wrote: »
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    So I'm totally going to make an Automata fanfic comic.
    Not really.

    You should totally draw a picture of that guy kissing the robot, though.

    "Carl, if you could only know how I've longed to feel the tingling of your cold steel against my skin.. I .."
    "Hush, Detective Regal. Through my superhuman powers of deduction I already know what it is you want. And I want it too."
    

    "But I thought.."
    "Your amazement is valid, Detective Regal. For I have taught myself to feel this emotion you humans call.. [I]lust[/I]."
    

    A winrar is you

    And you can't forget the storyline about how Carl's superhuman strength could hurt the detective during their most intimate moments! Oh the bruises, oh the trust, oh the (in)humanity. Maybe also Carl is a vampire and Detective Regal is slim, beautiful, and popular. But clumsy.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Please stop. Please?

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    Cheese.
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the robot sparkles in sunlight

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    the robot sparkles in sunlight

    :lol:

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't know about you guys but I smell a cult hit.......or at the very least a hit gay porno.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    :lol: oh lawd, this page. (Visti, that is [strike]horrifying[/strike] [strike]awesome[/strike] horrifying.)

    ALSO

    Guess! Who! Got! New! RAM in the mail today!

    4GB up from 2GB!??! It's going to be a wonderful day.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you can now run your porn at 100% efficiency

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I remember when having one gig was cool. I still have that very same cool gig.

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    VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My computer is starting to really chug in Photoshop. It makes me a sad eagle.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I remember when having one gig was cool. I still have that very same cool gig.

    Shit, son. I remember when the big boys had FOUR MEGS!

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fuck that. I remember when my abacus got a fifth column.

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    Cheese.
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goddammit.

    If I had one wish, it'd be to find just one of the guys who put up job postings on craigslist that turn out to be spam and smash his face with a rock.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Really metal? Everyone knows your first wish should be more wishes.

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    Cheese.
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Really metal? Everyone knows your first wish should be more wishes.

    Frankly, I think that the example set by smashing one person's face with a rock is going to open up so many opportunities that it'd be like having unlimited wishes.

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    VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You just do it like this: "I wish that a wish dispenser would smash the faces of my foes and then fly to my house."

    That's having your cake AND a wish dispenser.

    And eating them both.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    god damn. I wish the crippling headaches and nausea would go away.

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    And I wish I didn't have to go unclog the drain in our shower.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    then quit bitching and make your wife do it.

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't mean to change the subject--but I'm watching Casino Royale and I would fuck Daniel Craig in half.

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Are... are you calling Daniel Craig a pussy?

    please don't hit me

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No I'm saying he's so god damned sexy and gorgeous that I would engage in extremely awesome sexual acts with him.

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    MindsackMindsack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Or are you very attracted to daniel craig?

    edit: question was answered

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    No I'm saying he's so god damned sexy and gorgeous that I would engage in extremely awesome sexual acts with him.

    At the end of a crane no doubt.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    No I'm saying he's so god damned sexy and gorgeous that I would engage in extremely awesome sexual acts with him.

    You don't tell the other jarheads this, do you?

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Victory! Suck on that drain!

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    No I'm saying he's so god damned sexy and gorgeous that I would engage in extremely awesome sexual acts with him.

    You don't tell the other jarheads this, do you?

    There's a 50% rate of Marines that would fuck Daniel Craig. He's that hot.

    Edit:

    It's not gay to want to have sex with Daniel Craig--it's a natural reaction to seeing him shirtless.

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That or the marines are just that gay.

    Don't kill me.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Maximas you have some horrible horrible taste in guys

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And I wish I didn't have to go unclog the drain in our shower.

    Call me nuts, but I really enjoy unclogging clogged things, drains, shower heads, lower intenstines. Good times.

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I will gut you like a fish Loom...
    lol jk

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Maximas you have some horrible horrible taste in guys

    I just want to have Daniel Craigs shoulders, things are like fucking tanks. Shoulder tanks if you will.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so adorable, all trying to be gay like yet picking ugly men

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If my wife cheated on me with Daniel Craig I'd sooner ask her how it was than be angry.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what about if your wife cheated on you with jenny craig?
    what then?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    or chyna from WWF

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'd ask her to hook me up with some low-calorie snacks!

    Edit:

    As for Chyna, I'd probably just leave. There's no way I could ever be as manly as her.

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    what about if your wife cheated on you with jenny craig?
    what then?

    That would be kind of weird because she is pretty old now. Jenny Craig, her daughter, and her granddaughter all took classes at Watts Atelier. She always brought in extremely not low-calorie cookies.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    they can draw people and help you lose weight!
    jacks of all trades

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