Options

I posted in the AC and all I got was this stupid [CHAT]

1515254565763

Posts

  • Options
    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    what about if your wife cheated on you with jenny craig?
    what then?

    That would be kind of weird because she is pretty old now. Jenny Craig, her daughter, and her granddaughter all took classes at Watts Atelier. She always brought in extremely not low-calorie cookies.

    Well, yeah. It's called making business for yourself.

    Metalbourne on
  • Options
    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    No I'm saying he's so god damned sexy and gorgeous that I would engage in extremely awesome sexual acts with him.

    You don't tell the other jarheads this, do you?

    There's a 50% rate of Marines that would fuck Daniel Craig. He's that hot.

    Edit:

    It's not gay to want to have sex with Daniel Craig--it's a natural reaction to seeing him shirtless.

    Pfft, everyone knows Craig is just a toned-down Hollywood pretty boy version of media-controlling tiger hunting hardcore motherfucker Vladimir Putin when it comes to manly shirtless short haired blond dudes.

    Whenever Putin retires from ruling Russia with an iron fist, he really should just go straight into playing a villain in a Bond movie...as himself. I mean, who else are you going to take seriously as being a credible threat to James Bond? Some petty South American dictator? Motherfucker, please.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • Options
    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    what about if your wife cheated on you with jenny craig?
    what then?

    That would be kind of weird because she is pretty old now. Jenny Craig, her daughter, and her granddaughter all took classes at Watts Atelier. She always brought in extremely not low-calorie cookies.

    I wish I was around for extremely unhealthy cookies made by jenny craig

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • Options
    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am on ventrilo.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • Options
    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    I am on ventrilo.

    I'm on crack.

    MagicToaster on
  • Options
    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm on crack.

    Best TOTP in a long time. :lol:

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Options
    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I edited it with Cake's quote so it would make sense. I'm not really on crack. Though, apparently, most people think I'm on some sort of drug.

    MagicToaster on
  • Options
    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2009
    most people think I'm on some sort of drug.

    Judging from your avatar, I'm going to put my money on estrogen.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • Options
    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Random question, do the smilies and other forum based pixle things (like the quote/ reply/ report) buttons seem blurry to anyone else since the big server change over?

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Options
    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Random question, do the smilies and other forum based pixle things (like the quote/ reply/ report) buttons seem blurry to anyone else since the big server change over?

    No.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • Options
    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    They seemed kinda blurry to me at first, but then I cleaned my glasses.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Options
    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hm... there the only things that seem blurry at all. The text /avatars are all fine.

    Maybe I accidentally changed some firefox setting.

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Options
    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm on my third espresso so everything is incredibly focused right now.

    Mustang on
  • Options
    wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You have to pay to listen to pandora now?

    Reaaalllllyyyyyy

    wakkawa on
  • Options
    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wakkawa wrote: »
    You have to pay to listen to pandora now?

    Reaaalllllyyyyyy

    Its only after so many hours right?

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Options
    CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I just saw District 9 and feel compelled to post here: the hype was not just hype.

    Charis on
  • Options
    wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    wakkawa wrote: »
    You have to pay to listen to pandora now?

    Reaaalllllyyyyyy

    Its only after so many hours right?

    After 40 hours yeah. I can hit that in less than a week though. The whole point of pandora was that it was free, but now you have to pay after awhile and the damn thing is loaded with ads. Guess I'm back to my old itunes library.

    wakkawa on
  • Options
    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If you are tired of pandora, you should try Grooveshark

    though it is not like pandora very much

    Tam on
  • Options
    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Charis wrote: »
    I just saw District 9 and feel compelled to post here: the hype was not just hype.

    Why do I have to be in Iraq when things happen?

    MaximasXXZ on
    zombiegirl8ki.gif
    TL_Sigblock.jpg
    PSN: MaximasXXZ XBOX Live: SneakyMcSnipe
  • Options
    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    god that UI at the end was pure sex

    Tam on
  • Options
    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    most people think I'm on some sort of drug.

    Judging from your avatar, I'm going to put my money on estrogen.

    I'm a very girly man, what can I say.

    MagicToaster on
  • Options
    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2009
    most people think I'm on some sort of drug.

    Judging from your avatar, I'm going to put my money on estrogen.

    I'm a very girly man, what can I say.

    So has your poorly updated weight gain challenge given you that voluptuous hourglass figure you were looking for yet?

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • Options
    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If you're really 118lbs then yes you are.

    Edit:

    Dammit Bacon
    Can't the Jews and pork products just love eachother for once?

    MaximasXXZ on
    zombiegirl8ki.gif
    TL_Sigblock.jpg
    PSN: MaximasXXZ XBOX Live: SneakyMcSnipe
  • Options
    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    most people think I'm on some sort of drug.

    Judging from your avatar, I'm going to put my money on estrogen.

    I'm a very girly man, what can I say.

    So has your poorly updated weight gain challenge given you that voluptuous hourglass figure you were looking for yet?

    Not yet, but my chest is developing nicely.

    MagicToaster on
  • Options
    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My breakfast alone weighs 118 lbs.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Options
    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You're all fat! Fat and ugly people who eat 118lb breakfast!

    MagicToaster on
  • Options
    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Speaking of which, the chow hall opens in 30 minutes! :D I missed midrats. :(

    MaximasXXZ on
    zombiegirl8ki.gif
    TL_Sigblock.jpg
    PSN: MaximasXXZ XBOX Live: SneakyMcSnipe
  • Options
    earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It isn't that bad once you get used to it anyway. Plus as long as you poop out at least 117, you're in the clear.

    earthwormadam on
  • Options
    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    My breakfast alone weighs 118 lbs.

    A typical D-Robe breakfast
    vic056.jpg

    Mustang on
  • Options
    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so... this is how it looks for me weird.jpg

    I guess the pixels have stopped aligning themselves properly?

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Options
    earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Stop making my monitor look blurry!

    earthwormadam on
  • Options
    bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2009
    I think your browser is zoomed in/out. Ctrl+0 in Firefox resets that.

    bombardier on
  • Options
    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Are you zoomed in? I just tried that and it looks just like what you're talking about.

    Edit:

    SONOFABITCH

    MaximasXXZ on
    zombiegirl8ki.gif
    TL_Sigblock.jpg
    PSN: MaximasXXZ XBOX Live: SneakyMcSnipe
  • Options
    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think you might be zoomed in.

    Mustang on
  • Options
    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh snap!

    That fixed it in a jiffy.

    MoreYouKnow.jpg

    Thankyou!

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Options
    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MaximasXXZ on
    zombiegirl8ki.gif
    TL_Sigblock.jpg
    PSN: MaximasXXZ XBOX Live: SneakyMcSnipe
  • Options
    FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Random art related question that shouldn't require a whole thread so will post here instead:

    So... I think I have the worst drawing skills in the world. My friends all made fun of me when I was told to draw an elephant at Macaroni Grill. My stick figures are misshapen. My girlfriend thinks my drawings are cute because it reminds her of her 3 year old brother's drawings.

    In high school I had an assignment where the teacher announced "Don't worry if you can't draw well, I won't count it against you." She pulled me aside after the assignment and told me she would not accept mine because the drawings were so bad. :(

    Can a guy like me ever become an artist?

    Fuzz on
  • Options
    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yes, yes you can.

    It will, however, take dedication and commitment. But, even those fuming with natural talent need dedication and commitment.

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Options
    FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Then I will do it! Starting now!

    Fuzz on
  • Options
    MindsackMindsack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Your teacher's an asshole. If you could post something, like in the doodle thread maybe, I'd like to see.

    Mindsack on
    (''''\('-_-')/'''') rawr http://gabrielmolina.tumblr.com
This discussion has been closed.