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Questions You Wish You Could Ask

edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
Today is a good day I think to ask questions that would be to awkward/insulting/dumb to ask the person who actually knows the answer.

Why is it that she doesn't drive?

You're how deeply in debt and you just bought what?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what made you think that was a good shirt?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tell me the truth, are you happy with your life?

    So, so many people I wish I could ask that.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Do you believe in love after love?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    do you really think being gay means you gotta look down on bisexual people?

    come the fuck on

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What IF God was one of us

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Why do fools fall in love

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Do you believe in love after love?

    I believe in a thing called love
    TOUCHING YOU-U-U-U-U

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Has anybody seen Derrick?!

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    How was work today?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Has anybody seen Derrick?!

    What's a nerubian?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    what the fuck were you thinking?

    at most teenagers I see on the street, based almost completely on the way they dress

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    do you have a plan, God, or is this just your idea of a joke?

    because this punchline is like 6 thousand years in the making

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Did you ever find your cat?

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You're how deeply in debt and you just bought what?

    More like, your friends have been paying your rent for half a year and you're getting a tattoo what are you thinking?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    what the fuck were you thinking?

    at most teenagers I see on the street, based almost completely on the way they dress

    Look man I just throw on some clothes or whatever

    I don't give a fuck

    AMP'd on
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    do YOU want fries with that? huh, do you?

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  • nosnibornosnibor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I actually had one of these years and years ago. My best friend introduced me to his new girlfriend, sweet girl, funny, all that good stuff.

    First time I got a moment alone with my buddy it was "Dude, what the fuck happened to her face?"
    Turns out she had been in a really bad car accident that mangled her face pretty badly.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh;
    Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Want to take a ride in my Tesla?

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why do you want me to fix your car over the phone?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    why would I have ordered a medium popcorn if I had wanted a large popcorn?

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Have you ever seen it rain?

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    Why do you want me to fix your computer over the phone?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    where ya curleh moustache at?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    nosnibor wrote: »
    I actually had one of these years and years ago. My best friend introduced me to his new girlfriend, sweet girl, funny, all that good stuff.

    First time I got a moment alone with my buddy it was "Dude, what the fuck happened to her face?"
    Turns out she had been in a really bad car accident that mangled her face pretty badly.

    jerk of the week right here

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  • NimoyNimoy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    nosnibor wrote: »
    I actually had one of these years and years ago. My best friend introduced me to his new girlfriend, sweet girl, funny, all that good stuff.

    First time I got a moment alone with my buddy it was "Dude, what the fuck happened to her face?"
    Turns out she had been in a really bad car accident that mangled her face pretty badly.

    A coworker of mine always wears a glove on his left hand. He always had a certain degree of pretentiousness about him, calling himself an artist when all he does is design websites for crummy little franchises, so I sort of figured it was his thing.

    One day I asked him about it and he took it off to show me that he was missing his thumb and a large part of his hand was mangled, turns out the glove was a prosthetic.

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  • nosnibornosnibor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    nosnibor wrote: »
    I actually had one of these years and years ago. My best friend introduced me to his new girlfriend, sweet girl, funny, all that good stuff.

    First time I got a moment alone with my buddy it was "Dude, what the fuck happened to her face?"
    Turns out she had been in a really bad car accident that mangled her face pretty badly.

    jerk of the week right here

    Yeah in retrospect it was a pretty assholeish thing to say, but I was 18 then and a bit less sensitive.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "how are things"

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  • TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can I speak to dave?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    will yo suck ma dick?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have a problem with this thread in the fact that I usually ask the questions anyway

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why are Database Error??

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    +./\ 50 ?. 50
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    who was phone?

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What's this for? What does it mean?

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    'were you really pregnant?'

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What do you mean you won't sell rotoshop? Do you not understand what I could do with it? I could create a new era of fleicher-esque superhero movies, but no, you're gonna keep it all to yourself so you can make pretentious shit like "waking life" and those stupid bank commericals.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What were we even doing that week?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Fedora wrote: »
    What do you mean you won't sell rotoshop? Do you not understand what I could do with it? I could create a new era of fleicher-esque superhero movies, but no, you're gonna keep it all to yourself so you can make pretentious shit like "waking life" and those stupid bank commericals.

    Thanks for sharing your pain with me, jerkass. Do you have any Idea how much I'd want to see a Fleischer- esque superhero movie by you?

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