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Team Fortress Thread: Evidently I am piss poor at updating these titles.

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    NINE UBERS. I HAD NINE FUCKING UBERS AND NONE OF THEM KILLED ANYBODY.

    RAGaAAAhakaaaa

    Edith Upwards on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    7 ineffective ubers
    8 ineffective ubers
    9 ineffective ubers
    ah
    ah
    ah

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Re: Asshole C&D spies

    On the last goldrush map yesterday I was playing engineer and some dick was hiding around somewhere at our base and waiting for the engies to leave before blowing up the tele exits, then cloaking again so first I switched to pyro to try and find him and failed, then went C&D spy too and got someone else to go engy. Worked like a charm, and so goddamn satisfying (he was cloaked on the fence)

    L|ama on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    let him blow up teles and waste his time

    tofu on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    NINE UBERS. I HAD NINE FUCKING UBERS AND NONE OF THEM KILLED ANYBODY.

    RAGaAAAhakaaaa
    Stop ubering shitty people.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • ZoelefZoelef Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A MIC

    This is what I use ($8 shipped US), but it's attached to a headphone cord - I don't think it would work as well with speakers.

    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    NINE UBERS. I HAD NINE FUCKING UBERS AND NONE OF THEM KILLED ANYBODY.

    RAGaAAAhakaaaa

    Something like this happened to me the other day:

    Activate Kritzkrieg on Heavy, Heavy explodes
    Swtich to Demoman, Demoman gunned down
    Switch to another Demoman, Demoman goes boom
    Kritzkrieg expires, I retreat

    Zoelef on
  • TracerBulletTracerBullet Spaceman Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    NINE UBERS. I HAD NINE FUCKING UBERS AND NONE OF THEM KILLED ANYBODY.

    RAGaAAAhakaaaa
    Stop ubering shitty people.

    Start ubering more snipers. Uber sniper=best uber.

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    NINE UBERS. I HAD NINE FUCKING UBERS AND NONE OF THEM KILLED ANYBODY.

    RAGaAAAhakaaaa
    Stop ubering shitty people.

    Then I would have to have changed teams.

    Edith Upwards on
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Medicrage. I have that. So much repressed anger. Everytime a spy stabs me, my right eyelid twitches, and I have to clench my teeth. Then a gray hair appears, part of my colon experiences necrosis, etc etc.

    I think I get backstabbed on medic far less than I do on any other class.

    I think the ability to be able to contribute (ie, healing someone) without actually watching the fight constantly helps. I do 180's like a madman, which screws up a lot of attempts by spies to kill me.

    Really all you can do to prevent it, jump around like a crazy fucker.

    xzzy on
  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    xzzy wrote: »
    Medicrage. I have that. So much repressed anger. Everytime a spy stabs me, my right eyelid twitches, and I have to clench my teeth. Then a gray hair appears, part of my colon experiences necrosis, etc etc.

    I think I get backstabbed on medic far less than I do on any other class.

    I think the ability to be able to contribute (ie, healing someone) without actually watching the fight constantly helps. I do 180's like a madman, which screws up a lot of attempts by spies to kill me.

    Really all you can do to prevent it, jump around like a crazy fucker.

    I get killed by a lot of spies that I have full perception of. Either I'll twitch as he gets close or I'll get trapped on a corner or something, but the game thinks I should get back-stabbed when I'm staring the son of a bitch in the face. It's infuriating.

    Kupi on
    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The only stabs I get nowadays are facestabs.

    Edith Upwards on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    tofu wrote: »
    let him blow up teles and waste his time

    Teles are kind of important on payload maps.

    Kupi wrote: »
    xzzy wrote: »
    Medicrage. I have that. So much repressed anger. Everytime a spy stabs me, my right eyelid twitches, and I have to clench my teeth. Then a gray hair appears, part of my colon experiences necrosis, etc etc.

    I think I get backstabbed on medic far less than I do on any other class.

    I think the ability to be able to contribute (ie, healing someone) without actually watching the fight constantly helps. I do 180's like a madman, which screws up a lot of attempts by spies to kill me.

    Really all you can do to prevent it, jump around like a crazy fucker.

    I get killed by a lot of spies that I have full perception of. Either I'll twitch as he gets close or I'll get trapped on a corner or something, but the game thinks I should get back-stabbed when I'm staring the son of a bitch in the face. It's infuriating.

    It's even worse on ~300 ping, you notice someone on the kart or your medic get stabbed and turn around to shoot at the spy, yet still get backstabbed as you're staring him straight in the eye.

    L|ama on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I fucking hate random drops. They get me so paranoid. Like, I'll go to turn off the game, and then I'm like "what if I'm about to get a hat!?"

    Then I turn it off anyway because I don't care that much.

    DeMoN on
    Steam id : Toxic Cizzle
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    paranoia paranoia everybody's out to get me

    but I don't care?

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I fucking hate random drops. They get me so paranoid. Like, I'll go to turn off the game, and then I'm like "what if I'm about to get a hat!?"

    Then I turn it off anyway because I don't care that much.

    Use the idler, you can (maybe) get hats while you shit, (maybe) get hats when you go out to the store, (maybe) even (maybe) get hats as you make sweet sweet love to a Phillipino cabana boy!

    SkutSkut on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    paranoia paranoia everybody's out to get me

    but I don't care?

    It's a slight paranoia, not full on, you see

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I fucking hate random drops. They get me so paranoid. Like, I'll go to turn off the game, and then I'm like "what if I'm about to get a hat!?"

    Then I turn it off anyway because I don't care that much.

    Join the idler club, it's pretty much the official way to find hats because the in-game droprate is bullshit and Valve knows it.

    Zek on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    demon does use the idle program. along with 15 other perpetually playing folks in my friends list

    edit theres another

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh I'm totally idling too. But there is no way I am leaving my computer on all the time. And that small space in between when I turn of the game and start up the idler? Prime hat dropping time. lost.

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I fucking hate random drops. They get me so paranoid. Like, I'll go to turn off the game, and then I'm like "what if I'm about to get a hat!?"

    Then I turn it off anyway because I don't care that much.

    Join the idler club, it's pretty much the official way to find hats because the in-game droprate is bullshit and Valve knows it.

    Rare? Unique? NO! everyone should have these cosmetic doodads!

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm putting my football helmet and tooth belt up for trade. Whenever they do that shit.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I fucking hate random drops. They get me so paranoid. Like, I'll go to turn off the game, and then I'm like "what if I'm about to get a hat!?"

    Then I turn it off anyway because I don't care that much.

    Join the idler club, it's pretty much the official way to find hats because the in-game droprate is bullshit and Valve knows it.

    Rare? Unique? NO! everyone should have these cosmetic doodads!

    Yeah, why not? Is there like a single good reason at all for them to be one-per-100-hours rare?

    P.S. Right now the idler server shows 7,562 players

    Zek on
  • npc.EXEnpc.EXE Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I fucking hate random drops. They get me so paranoid. Like, I'll go to turn off the game, and then I'm like "what if I'm about to get a hat!?"

    Then I turn it off anyway because I don't care that much.

    Join the idler club, it's pretty much the official way to find hats because the in-game droprate is bullshit and Valve knows it.

    Rare? Unique? NO! everyone should have these cosmetic doodads!

    Guys! Shut up! I smell pay to dress your character mechanics brewing. I so don't want that to happen.
    $5 for soldier porn 'stache
    $10 for pyro with no mask ($10 extra to choose the sex)
    $25 to mute/amplify the scout

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You could probably make a dime on ebay using an account with a few hats.

    Basil on
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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Basil wrote: »
    You could probably make a dime on ebay using an account with a few hats.

    and like 50 steam games, but who's counting

    Zek on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The idler is like gambling. Except you don't have to pay any money to use it.

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  • npc.EXEnpc.EXE Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The idler is like gambling. Except you don't have to pay any money to use it.

    You get free internet? Does that come with being blind?

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I fucking hate random drops. They get me so paranoid. Like, I'll go to turn off the game, and then I'm like "what if I'm about to get a hat!?"

    Then I turn it off anyway because I don't care that much.

    Join the idler club, it's pretty much the official way to find hats because the in-game droprate is bullshit and Valve knows it.
    Sounds like someone is jealous for not having a certain Bonk! helmet. 8-)

    Goomba on
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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    npc.EXE wrote: »
    The idler is like gambling. Except you don't have to pay any money to use it.

    You get free internet? Does that come with being blind?

    Here in america we're not paying for bandwith used, just monthly. Atleast for now.

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  • npc.EXEnpc.EXE Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    npc.EXE wrote: »
    The idler is like gambling. Except you don't have to pay any money to use it.

    You get free internet? Does that come with being blind?

    Here in america we're not paying for bandwith used, just monthly. Atleast for now.

    I...jus... *sigh* Yeah, I get ya.

    npc.EXE on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Check the OP, no freewheelin' allowed npc

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  • npc.EXEnpc.EXE Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Check the OP, no freewheelin' allowed npc

    I made a joke. But nevermind.

    Anywho, back to my other point. I don't think I'd enjoy TF2 if it became a pay for image type game. So be happy for what's there, that you don't have to pay by the month for online pay beyond internet service, and that the servers aren't exactly pubs.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me too



    Anyway, I'm doing what I did last time, hanging till I get a hat. Then I'll give it up and be happy with what I got. I don't like it inflating my steam hours since I like to keep a handle on my play time.

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  • BrueBrue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Feels like I should post on these forums again since I've been tf2'ing a bunch.

    EDIT: How active are you guys on the irc channel... I used to use teh irc a lot for my old fps games but I am out of touch these days.

    Brue on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    i switched maps on job's server - people should join. i am lonely. cyberpunk is no longer the map.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    who fucking changed it to cyberpunk

    tyrannus on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    i dunno but they're an asshole

    you should come join

    i have it on ctf_sawmill but i can change it

    (sawmill looks like a fun ctf map)

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sawmill is not a good ctf map

    it does make for a good koth match though

    tofu on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    i just changed it to koth_sawmill

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • SlicerSlicer Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Brue wrote: »
    Feels like I should post on these forums again since I've been tf2'ing a bunch.

    EDIT: How active are you guys on the irc channel... I used to use teh irc a lot for my old fps games but I am out of touch these days.

    The irc channel is fairly active, though usually moreso during times of the day when the servers are empty.

    Slicer on
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