my ex of three years dumped me a week ago after I took a train hundreds of miles to see her for a bartender she's known less then a week
she is ironically having sex with him in the attractive underwear i bought her just before she told me this
kill me
She'll be a drunken/drugged up tramp in about a year. The law of averages typically says this for any girl that's fucking around with a bartender. Plus, you have karma on your side. She did you a favor in the long run.
I'm trying to remove a journal entry that is attached to a state that is attached to a conditional. Whenever I try to delete one of the three, it tells me I can't until I delete the other two. This is a fucking logic puzzle which I cannot solve.
hello here is cheerup video: its to the end of a Werner Herzog film about an ex-prostitute and drug addict falling in love. the plot is resolved, but then this happens for the last 2 minutes of film
Herzog shot it himself because his crew was disgusted by the idea. Herzog considers it "the best thing I've ever shot" and "the greatest metaphor, but I don't know for what"
Don't forget, you have to watch it with this playing:
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she was all "you know I'm not too sure about this guy he seems kind of weird oh hey that's his dick yes admit one please"
I just had my first solid food in like ten days
And I found a copy of Nosferatu on DVD for a dollar
Here's hoping it continues to be pretty awesome
she is ironically having sex with him in the attractive underwear i bought her just before she told me this
kill me
This is fucking adorable as hell.
You got the better end of the deal, man
Trust me on this one.
She'll be a drunken/drugged up tramp in about a year. The law of averages typically says this for any girl that's fucking around with a bartender. Plus, you have karma on your side. She did you a favor in the long run.
Didn't you break up with this girl like twice before or am I thinking of someone else?
she's got warts and herpes by now. Never take her back.
booked a new plane ticket home from PAX so I can stay a little longer, work is relatively quiet, maybe going shopping later
and JoeUser is posting lemurs!
My sister had a miscarriage.
this is the first time I've felt okay in like a week
Don't forget, you have to watch it with this playing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-LRuhmFSBU
That sucks, dude. Is she married?
Sorry to hear about her misfortune.
Well that, and this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
then it's really more of a missus carriage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMBgSfQI49E
Goddamn
The guy from 30 Rock?
PETA would've loved that.
Don't tell them Rank
Let them be happy where we cannot
well the rabbit and the duck weren't on hot plates so nyah
misery loves company