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G.I. Joooooooe: Body Massage

Red ZoneRed Zone Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
Was it me or was the movie exactly like star wars?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it was nothing like star wars except for the laser guns

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why did you even bother going to see it?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I might see it tonight.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man this movie premiered without much fanfare.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it is probably the most ridiculous movie I have ever seen

    even more ridiculous than Snakes on a Plane

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    someone tell me about JGL as Cobra Commander because that is literally the only thing about this movie that interests me

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well I mean you've just given away a big plot twist (the only one I didn't see coming from 5 minutes into the flick

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  • paroniparoni __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    star wars has a pretty routine story structure

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    it is probably the most ridiculous movie I have ever seen

    even more ridiculous than Snakes on a Plane

    This is making me want to see it

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    well I mean you've just given away a big plot twist (the only one I didn't see coming from 5 minutes into the flick

    but that bit of casting was announced like a year ago

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    They really had a Baron de Cobray?

    Really?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    roger ebert wrote:
    Full of sound and fury,
    signifying explosions

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8

    I liked the one with the kids on the frozen lake

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    roger ebert wrote:
    Full of sound and fury,
    signifying explosions

    Hahahaha

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    well I mean you've just given away a big plot twist (the only one I didn't see coming from 5 minutes into the flick

    but that bit of casting was announced like a year ago

    unless somebody walked up to me and announced it into my ear I would have never known

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8

    I liked the one with the kids on the frozen lake

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFoAfyce8v0&feature=related

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    last one theres a penis pump!

    give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No matter how bad this is it will be almost a billion times better than Transformers 2, because it might actually be watchable.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    No matter how bad this is it will be almost a billion times better than Transformers 2, because it might actually be watchable.

    I will probably see it just for Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    NICE CATCH BLANKO NINO

    TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    No matter how bad this is it will be almost a billion times better than Transformers 2, because it might actually be watchable.

    what was it that made transformers 2 unwatchable for you?

    cause GI Joe is basically made out of all the same lego blocks

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    does G.I. Joe have a tiny robot humping the Baronnes

    or do they show you Cobra Commander's balls

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    those armor suits look so horrible in motion

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The only thing that really bothered me about Transformers 2 was the dialogue. Everything else was pretty much what i was expecting but when people were talking that shit was clunkier than Attack of the Clones.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ong Bak 2: Everything is covered in mud

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ong Bak 2: Everything is covered in mud

    Yeah but that kid kills a crocodile so

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    The only thing that really bothered me about Transformers 2 was the dialogue. Everything else was pretty much what i was expecting but when people were talking that shit was clunkier than Attack of the Clones.
    also the Dues Ex Machinas

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ong Bak 2: Everything is covered in mud

    Yeah but that kid kills a crocodile so

    I already never wanted to visit Thailand but now I want to never visit Thailand even more.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    The only thing that really bothered me about Transformers 2 was the dialogue. Everything else was pretty much what i was expecting but when people were talking that shit was clunkier than Attack of the Clones.

    Damn, that's harsh. Like, worse than the thing about how girls are smooth and sand is rough? Shit.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    The only thing that really bothered me about Transformers 2 was the dialogue. Everything else was pretty much what i was expecting but when people were talking that shit was clunkier than Attack of the Clones.

    Damn, that's harsh. Like, worse than the thing about how girls are smooth and sand is rough? Shit.

    OH GOD DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT LINE

    I'm pretty sure that is the worst line of Dialogue in cinema history

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    The only thing that really bothered me about Transformers 2 was the dialogue. Everything else was pretty much what i was expecting but when people were talking that shit was clunkier than Attack of the Clones.

    Damn, that's harsh. Like, worse than the thing about how girls are smooth and sand is rough? Shit.

    OH GOD DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT LINE

    I'm pretty sure that is the worst line of Dialogue in cinema history

    what happens when a toad gets stuck by lightning?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    both of those are certainly up there.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    The only thing that really bothered me about Transformers 2 was the dialogue. Everything else was pretty much what i was expecting but when people were talking that shit was clunkier than Attack of the Clones.

    Damn, that's harsh. Like, worse than the thing about how girls are smooth and sand is rough? Shit.

    OH GOD DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT LINE

    I'm pretty sure that is the worst line of Dialogue in cinema history

    what happens when a toad gets stuck by lightning?


    I have seen movies with worse dialogue than a home made porn

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, GI Joe was awesome. Seriously, it was much better than I expected going in to see it and it was a damn fun movie.

    I just didn't like how they worked the love interest stuff or Snake Eyes costume. Other than that, it was a blast. Explosions, the old school pew pew pew laser sounds from the cartoon, ninjas, some back stories, it was a really fun.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    those armor suits look so horrible in motion

    I read somewhere they were made to basically make a car chase with people instead

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I dunno how they fucked up with those armor suits.

    I dunno if it was the animators' faults because they weren't running fast enough with how fast the camera was going, or if it was the compositors' fault for the same reason.


    Also holy god their Cobra Commander looks....well just looks awful.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My brother and his dumb girlfriend went to see this last night and invited me. I wouldn't be paying, and have never said no to a free movie ticket.

    This movie is like a retarded child's crayon drawing of a gunfight on red construction paper. It's like if Michael Bay was a ten year old boy and autistic and still got to be a big famous movie-person.

    This movie is two hours long and is, literally, one hour thirty minutes of action sequences and about half an hour of hilariously terrible dialogue, forced onto semi-capable actors probably at gunpoint.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    metzger you just described my perfect movie

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    but metzger

    snake eyes looks kind of cool

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