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A [Chat] Between Hitler and Anne Frank

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I hear tell that women folk add by subtracting negatives

    they're strange creatures I tells ya

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh [chat]

    you make me giggle out loud

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    I heard women use a different and highly secret alphabet. It has 87 letters, 14 of which are vowels.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Awesome story!

    My brother's three year old went to a birthday party with a star wars theme. The parents went all out making little jedi robes for all the kids and light sabers out of some duct tabe and brightly colored foam tubes. During the party the kid's dad comes walking out dressed as Darth Vader and the kids go nuts. Now this is all happening on the beach where, a couple hundred yards away a couple is getting married. They thought the whold thing was so great they asked, and obtained permission, to get photos of themselves with the group.

    So somewhere, out there, there's a picture of newly weds with Darth Vader surrounded by a bunch of three foot tall jedi.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My university wants to charge me $447 for health insurance for one quarter. I can not opt out unless I have health insurance.

    This makes me feel entirely justified in engaging in physical violence against anyone who opposes universal healthcare.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.


    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.

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    urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Anyone have that picture on hand that was like the over-the-top American picture? Had the flag, explosion, bald eagle.... I can't remember what else? Any idea what I'm talking about?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.


    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.

    Never once has a man tearfully responded to the question "Why are you upset?" with "You know what you did!"

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.


    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.
    it's all sports and boobs

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Not a REAL man anyway.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    Anyone have that picture on hand that was like the over-the-top American picture? Had the flag, explosion, bald eagle.... I can't remember what else? Any idea what I'm talking about?

    This may not be what you want. But it is what you need.
    52cc12c565446e4550341f7vg0.jpg

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.


    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.

    Never once has a man tearfully responded to the question "Why are you upset?" with "You know what you did!"

    That's because men are confusing. Whereas you so know what you did! :P

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.

    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.

    Women

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    TV told me all fat slobs of male flesh deserve a disapproving but infinitely forgiving woman to bring him wings while he watches 'the big game"

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.
    Its just a wall of tragedy, isn't it

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.


    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.

    Never once has a man tearfully responded to the question "Why are you upset?" with "You know what you did!"

    I don't actually know any women who have done that either

    I think as a culture we give too much credence to gender memes dreamed up by sitcom writers

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.
    Its just a wall of tragedy, isn't it

    though you've made "looking for a root" a new favorite phrase for me

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.


    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.

    Never once has a man tearfully responded to the question "Why are you upset?" with "You know what you did!"

    I don't actually know any women who have done that either

    I think as a culture we give too much credence to gender memes dreamed up by sitcom writers
    what's that, senj? I can't hear you over the sound of you egregiously leaving the toilet seat up

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Yep, that's it guys, we purposefully try to confuse your tiny minds for our own sadistic pleasure.


    Or something. Honestly, I find boy-brains much more confusing.

    Never once has a man tearfully responded to the question "Why are you upset?" with "You know what you did!"

    I don't actually know any women who have done that either

    I think as a culture we give too much credence to gender memes dreamed up by sitcom writers
    what's that, senj? I can't hear you over the sound of you egregiously leaving the toilet seat up

    I dunno Peg

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.
    Its just a wall of tragedy, isn't it

    though you've made "looking for a root" a new favorite phrase for me
    This pleases me.

    Australia: A Classy Joint

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    *hooting and hollering*

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.
    Its just a wall of tragedy, isn't it

    and you're totally helping them with spilling it all on the interwebs.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    Anyone have that picture on hand that was like the over-the-top American picture? Had the flag, explosion, bald eagle.... I can't remember what else? Any idea what I'm talking about?

    This may not be what you want. But it is what you need.
    52cc12c565446e4550341f7vg0.jpg

    I love that picture so much, I wish I could find a larger one so I could make it my desktop at work.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sure women could have trouble meeting people, or dealing with a sudden break-up, but they don't, because maaaaaaaaaaaagic

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.
    Its just a wall of tragedy, isn't it

    though you've made "looking for a root" a new favorite phrase for me
    This pleases me.

    Australia: A Classy Joint
    Damn you The Cat!!

    It is like the worst use of that word we ever invented.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fugues are nice

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    fmz65fmz65 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think the bigger thing to note is...

    BobCesca's a FEMALE? With that handle one can only imagine, Dude McGuy.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I do have to say that whenever anything comes up about dating and the whole Pick Up thing and abloo how difficult it all is, it makes me so happy to be in a committed long-term relationship.

    I'm not sure I could cope if I was trying to meet people and dating and such like. It sounds like a nightmare.


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    fmz65 wrote: »
    I think the bigger thing to note is...

    BobCesca's a FEMALE? With that handle one can only imagine, Dude McGuy.

    Are you new?

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.
    Its just a wall of tragedy, isn't it

    though you've made "looking for a root" a new favorite phrase for me
    This pleases me.

    Australia: A Classy Joint
    Damn you The Cat!!

    It is like the worst use of that word we ever invented.

    What does it mean?

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    sure women could have trouble meeting people, or dealing with a sudden break-up, but they don't, because maaaaaaaaaaaagic
    psssst

    its because of the vagina

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I think the best part about the PUA thread is all the "Well, I can sort of understand why guys would want to take these classes." and all I can think about is how much of a shitty justification that is. To be hyperbolic, it's like responding to a murder with: "Well, I can understand why he'd murder that dude. Sometimes I get reallllly angry at people."

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    sure women could have trouble meeting people, or dealing with a sudden break-up, but they don't, because maaaaaaaaaaaagic
    psssst

    its because of the vagina

    I want a magical vagina.

    PS: The Cat, I <3 you and miss you.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hahaha

    men are so complicated!

    I vote against it

    that panel made me crack up

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    PUA thread=pathetic. A nerd forum is the last place for these things, damn it.
    Its just a wall of tragedy, isn't it

    though you've made "looking for a root" a new favorite phrase for me
    This pleases me.

    Australia: A Classy Joint
    Damn you The Cat!!

    It is like the worst use of that word we ever invented.

    Bad slang is your nations primary export

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Votes indeed.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    mmm Book of Eli

    the whole time I was watching the trailer I was like "please don't be The Road, please don't be The Road"

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
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    Kate Beaton is the best

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I think the best part about the PUA thread is all the "Well, I can sort of understand why guys would want to take these classes." and all I can think about is how much of a shitty justification that is. To be hyperbolic, it's like responding to a murder with: "Well, I can understand why he'd murder that dude. Sometimes I get reallllly angry at people."
    Incidentally, that's pretty much the line you hear from these assholes as they attempt to express sympathy for Sodini's actions

    which, ew

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