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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited October 2009
    Rami wrote: »
    Bolters don't use ammo, they fire determination.

    So they're all psykers?

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  • McAllenMcAllen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's depressing that we just can't get an Advance Wars-esque PC Table Top game. I think people still play Blood Bowl 2 with turn-based rounds. You should be able to chat with your opponent and not have such an awkward feeling after you say hurry the fuck up.

    If they took it in the spirit of advance wars where you can see a basic interaction with troops/air/vehicles then it'd be p. sweet. But that's putting the financial ramifications and management aside.

    I know DoW2 won't be that game, but I still hope to see Space Hulk become another game addon for an expansion. They've already discontinued the plastics, but it's still the same problem with making a game that was formerly created from physical plastic, tears n blood.

    This game will only get better with the expansions, it has to. I know that once Chaos, Imperial Guard, and hopefully... Necrons get added they'll have enough unit diversity and content with a great amount of maps with awesome battle missions and campaigns. Relic is a fine wine...yes

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Alegis wrote: »
    They should make a game based around Ciaphas Cain.


    Strike the balance between hiding from danger and saving your grotesque reputation!
    Hide your aid from Psykers!
    Make out with hot inquisitors!

    Fuck yeah Cain is the man. Safely behind the troops in the name of the emperor.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    The serious stuff, 90% of the time, is really bad. Like, really, really bad.

    Relic's stuff is serious; my point now proven.

    I don't know, the constant GRIMDARK is pretty funny too. It's all in how you look at it. I laughed my ass off at "METAL BOXES" and other gaffs that were completely 'serious'.

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote:
    I don't think you guys really understand that 40k started tongue-in-cheek but then decided to get more serious for some reason. It's the serious stuff that's stupid.

    Whats that Goomba?

    The Eldar should remain flamboyant caricatures of elves?

    Well alright. I'll tell my buddies at Relic to get on that.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote:
    I don't think you guys really understand that 40k started tongue-in-cheek but then decided to get more serious for some reason. It's the serious stuff that's stupid.

    Whats that Goomba?

    The Eldar should remain flamboyant caricatures of elves?

    Well alright. I'll tell my buddies at Relic to get on that.

    LOLHarlequins

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    The serious stuff, 90% of the time, is really bad. Like, really, really bad.

    Relic's stuff is serious; my point now proven.

    Less than 1% of fluff is not a valid data group from which to make generalizations about the whole.

    Just sayin'.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote:
    I don't think you guys really understand that 40k started tongue-in-cheek but then decided to get more serious for some reason. It's the serious stuff that's stupid.

    Whats that Goomba?

    The Eldar should remain flamboyant caricatures of elves?

    Well alright. I'll tell my buddies at Relic to get on that.
    I prefer that over "Hey these tyranids are attacking a space marine recruiting planet, well, better try to fight the orks, tyranids, and space marines all at the same time!!!!! Just throw more bodies at it!!!"

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote:
    I don't think you guys really understand that 40k started tongue-in-cheek but then decided to get more serious for some reason. It's the serious stuff that's stupid.

    Whats that Goomba?

    The Eldar should remain flamboyant caricatures of elves?

    Well alright. I'll tell my buddies at Relic to get on that.
    I prefer that over "Hey these tyranids are attacking a space marine recruiting planet, well, better try to fight the orks, tyranids, and space marines all at the same time!!!!! Just throw more bodies at it!!!"

    What can you say? The Eldar are a bit daft.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    The serious stuff, 90% of the time, is really bad. Like, really, really bad.

    Relic's stuff is serious; my point now proven.

    I don't know, the constant GRIMDARK is pretty funny too. It's all in how you look at it. I laughed my ass off at "METAL BOXES" and other gaffs that were completely 'serious'.

    In the grim darkness of the grim dark there is only GRIMDARK

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    The serious stuff, 90% of the time, is really bad. Like, really, really bad.

    Relic's stuff is serious; my point now proven.

    I don't know, the constant GRIMDARK is pretty funny too. It's all in how you look at it. I laughed my ass off at "METAL BOXES" and other gaffs that were completely 'serious'.

    In the grim darkness of the grim dark there is only GRIMDARK

    But in a totally not serious way. It's important to differentiate between the serious and non-serious sci-fi space opera elements.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Orks are always serious, all the time

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i am, for the first time since playing CoH and DoW 3 years ago, not losing every single 1v1 game i play. which is kind of nice.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What's your GFWL? If it's OK with you, I'll add you as one of the few other people here that still play this online, maybe we can hook up for a 2v2 sometime.

    subedii on
  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Now I want to see a photoshop of "Why so serious?" with Joker replaced by a Tau.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Example:
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    Probably one of the most important and badass moments in Warhammer 40k, but I can't take it seriously. I mean, its awesome, but I can't take it seriously. We have two opposing warriors who are armored in mobile cathedrals, Dr. Claw 2.0 and Space Jesus. There's looking cool in armor and then there's not being able to see when you look left or right. Dr. Claw is also sporting his fashionable fall look in mink and skulls.

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote:
    I don't think you guys really understand that 40k started tongue-in-cheek but then decided to get more serious for some reason. It's the serious stuff that's stupid.

    Whats that Goomba?

    The Eldar should remain flamboyant caricatures of elves?

    Well alright. I'll tell my buddies at Relic to get on that.
    I prefer that over "Hey these tyranids are attacking a space marine recruiting planet, well, better try to fight the orks, tyranids, and space marines all at the same time!!!!! Just throw more bodies at it!!!"

    What can you say? The Eldar are a bit daft.

    Pretty sure the eldar were manipulating the orks, and ignoring the tyranids.

    The way they fought the marines was pretty dumb yeah, vis a vis MORE BODIES, but you know... making the AI play eldar as they ought to be played would A: require the invention of a genuine artificial intelligence, and B: you'd basically have to be Sun-Tzu if you ever wanted to complete the game.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote:
    I don't think you guys really understand that 40k started tongue-in-cheek but then decided to get more serious for some reason. It's the serious stuff that's stupid.

    Whats that Goomba?

    The Eldar should remain flamboyant caricatures of elves?

    Well alright. I'll tell my buddies at Relic to get on that.
    I prefer that over "Hey these tyranids are attacking a space marine recruiting planet, well, better try to fight the orks, tyranids, and space marines all at the same time!!!!! Just throw more bodies at it!!!"

    What can you say? The Eldar are a bit daft.

    Pretty sure the eldar were manipulating the orks, and ignoring the tyranids.

    The way they fought the marines was pretty dumb yeah, vis a vis MORE BODIES, but you know... making the AI play eldar as they ought to be played would A: require the invention of a genuine artificial intelligence, and B: you'd basically have to be Sun-Tzu if you ever wanted to complete the game.

    I was thinking more about the fact that they predicted this upcoming Tyranid invasion but couldn't foresee that the Space Marines would be able to help stop it. And even when they were defeated they kept attacking the only guys who looked like they might be able to contain the invasion, just because.

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That response was really to Goomba, and
    they didnt want the invasion stopped because the farseer had some kind of vision that suggested unless the tyranids acheived victory here it would somehow result in the loss or death of a craftworld.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That response was really to Goomba, and
    they didnt want the invasion stopped because the farseer had some kind of vision that suggested unless the tyranids acheived victory here it would somehow result in the loss or death of a craftworld.
    I thought it was that unless they destroyed life on the planet, the Tyranids would consume it and then follow onwards to one of their craftworlds.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah I thought they used the system as a Tyranid Cockblock

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    What's your GFWL? If it's OK with you, I'll add you as one of the few other people here that still play this online, maybe we can hook up for a 2v2 sometime.

    marblesthechimp .

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    That response was really to Goomba, and
    they didnt want the invasion stopped because the farseer had some kind of vision that suggested unless the tyranids acheived victory here it would somehow result in the loss or death of a craftworld.
    I thought it was that unless they destroyed life on the planet, the Tyranids would consume it and then follow onwards to one of their craftworlds.

    Hmn you think? If thats the case then yeah thats pretty dumb. I thought they actually
    wanted the nids to win this one

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  • Gnome-InterruptusGnome-Interruptus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    That response was really to Goomba, and
    they didnt want the invasion stopped because the farseer had some kind of vision that suggested unless the tyranids acheived victory here it would somehow result in the loss or death of a craftworld.
    I thought it was that unless they destroyed life on the planet, the Tyranids would consume it and then follow onwards to one of their craftworlds.

    Hmn you think? If thats the case then yeah thats pretty dumb. I thought they actually
    wanted the nids to win this one
    Its possible they wanted the Nids to win quickly so that they would pass ahead of / before a Craftworld got in their path. And attempts to slow down the Nid advance also gave it more biomass so that it was stronger.

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    That response was really to Goomba, and
    they didnt want the invasion stopped because the farseer had some kind of vision that suggested unless the tyranids acheived victory here it would somehow result in the loss or death of a craftworld.
    I thought it was that unless they destroyed life on the planet, the Tyranids would consume it and then follow onwards to one of their craftworlds.

    Hmn you think? If thats the case then yeah thats pretty dumb. I thought they actually
    wanted the nids to win this one
    Its possible they wanted the Nids to win quickly so that they would pass ahead of / before a Craftworld got in their path. And attempts to slow down the Nid advance also gave it more biomass so that it was stronger.

    Yeah thats more or less the vibe I got from it vis a vis wanting those guys to have a quick victory for some unknowable fates related reason, so it seems kind of sensible to me.

    I mean...
    They only tried to blow up one world, so I dont think a denial of biomass was their real goal there, I think they wanted the nids to have their feast and move on.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    It was basically "Oh no if the tyranids win here all hope is lost because they'll go to Ulthwe eventually and we'll be so screwed." so they tried to destroy the planets instead of attempting to help the space marines which was amazingly retarded.

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  • ZombieSheepZombieSheep Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    It was basically "Oh no if the tyranids win here all hope is lost because they'll go to Ulthwe eventually and we'll be so screwed." so they tried to destroy the planets instead of attempting to help the space marines which was amazingly retarded.

    This brings me to a question I always wanted to ask the warhammer 40k people.

    Is Eldar always that retarded? I only have exposure to them in turns of video game, I'm wondering if it's the space marine bias in the video games, or just inherent incompetence.

    For a race that can predict the future, they seem to always pick the worse possible option for everybody including themselves.

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  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    It was basically "Oh no if the tyranids win here all hope is lost because they'll go to Ulthwe eventually and we'll be so screwed." so they tried to destroy the planets instead of attempting to help the space marines which was amazingly retarded.
    I always got the impression that the Eldar just misinterpreted the visions. At some point in the game there's a description of the jungle planet that mentions an Eldar craftworld crashed into it thousands of years ago and is hidden under the surface. So I just figured that the Farseer saw dead craftworld and went "OHSHIT ULTHWE!" but it was actually that lost craftworld.

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So which race is best now? Is it still every race but Orks?

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is Eldar always that retarded?

    Oh boy. Heh.
    Goomba wrote:
    It was basically "Oh no if the tyranids win here all hope is lost because they'll go to Ulthwe eventually and we'll be so screwed." so they tried to destroy the planets instead of attempting to help the space marines which was amazingly retarded.
    Of course on the other hand was it really that insane of them to think like... 50 space marines could never, ever, ever defeat a tyranid splinter fleet? Not really, thats a pretty god-damn justifiable belief actually. If the blood ravens hadn't gone all blood raven science to the rescue on the hive fleet they woudnt have had a hope in hell. And the whole looking at things from a logical perspective and then seeking out a scientific solution to the problem isn't exactly the standard SM MO.

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  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is Eldar always that retarded?

    Oh boy. Heh.
    Goomba wrote:
    It was basically "Oh no if the tyranids win here all hope is lost because they'll go to Ulthwe eventually and we'll be so screwed." so they tried to destroy the planets instead of attempting to help the space marines which was amazingly retarded.
    Of course on the other hand was it really that insane of them to think like... 50 space marines could never, ever, ever defeat a tyranid splinter fleet? Not really, thats a pretty god-damn justifiable belief actually. If the blood ravens hadn't gone all blood raven science to the rescue on the hive fleet they woudnt have had a hope in hell. And the whole looking at things from a logical perspective and then seeking out a scientific solution to the problem isn't exactly the standard SM MO.

    Frankly I'd be surprised if the Mechanicus didn't demand an exterminatus :p

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Eldar and Space Marines actually have worked together in the past. Every so often they do cooperate on a limited basis against a larger threat - mostly Necrons, Tyranids and Chaos.

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  • zerg rushzerg rush Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    I was thinking more about the fact that they predicted this upcoming Tyranid invasion but couldn't foresee that the Space Marines would be able to help stop it. And even when they were defeated they kept attacking the only guys who looked like they might be able to contain the invasion, just because.

    "The Space Marines cannot hold back the invasion armored as they are. We need some way to assist them!"

    "I predict they'll kill our avatar. Lets give him some terminator armor to hold on to."

    "Brilliant!"

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    So which race is best now? Is it still every race but Orks?

    My experience with Orkz is limited, but they seem to be able to hold their own fine. Not quite sure how to counter an early shuriken / bolter squad though. Stickbommaz have been moved to T2, and I think Stormboyz might be a bit too fleshy to do the job considering they're going to get fired on first all the time. But again, my experience with the side is limited. What were your main issues with the side?

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    So which race is best now? Is it still every race but Orks?

    Orks were fucking incredible last patch. They were second strongest after nids.

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  • Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Say, regarding wave 16
    what exactly the difference between you and your clone, stats-wise? I had a plasma shootout with my clone today who was down to less then a third of his health, and somehow still got me.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Their stats are better than yours, not sure by how much but I'd guess around +30%ish.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fucking bugs! I play co-op for the first time ever with my boy and right at the beginning of the mission I garrison my 2 squads into a building and they won't come out. Nothing happens for 5 minutes while I'm pressing the button to make them leave the building. Finally I figure that just throwing a grenade at it will blow them out, which kills them all completely fucking the stats of the mission so we just had to restart it.

    Has this happened to anyone else?

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  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fucking bugs! I play co-op for the first time ever with my boy and right at the beginning of the mission I garrison my 2 squads into a building and they won't come out. Nothing happens for 5 minutes while I'm pressing the button to make them leave the building. Finally I figure that just throwing a grenade at it will blow them out, which kills them all completely fucking the stats of the mission so we just had to restart it.

    Has this happened to anyone else?

    I want to make a gay joke but I'm sure I'd get infracted :P

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Fucking bugs! I play co-op for the first time ever with my boy and right at the beginning of the mission I garrison my 2 squads into a building and they won't come out. Nothing happens for 5 minutes while I'm pressing the button to make them leave the building. Finally I figure that just throwing a grenade at it will blow them out, which kills them all completely fucking the stats of the mission so we just had to restart it.

    Has this happened to anyone else?

    I want to make a gay joke but I'm sure I'd get infracted :P

    As long as it isn't mean spirited go ahead. We are a couple of gamin queers. 8-)

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