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okay let's try this again

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
What if you could learn the only comfort routine you'll ever need?

Why is it the only comfort routine you'll ever need? Because Keys to the VIP winner Cajun says it has an over 80% success rate! That's right, Love Systems instructor and pickup celebrity Cajun is going to teach you HIS OWN comfort routine. This is the same routine he uses to consistently build incredible intimacy with some of the most beautiful women in the world!

this is from the page that Tycho linked the other day

i keep reading it and rereading it and all i can think of is that it's a dating guide for robots


maximize your intimacy subroutines

circumvent your guilt algorithm

http://www.mediumdifficulty.com
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I want to fuck a robot so bad.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Mr. M

    In 2004, after reaching a stage of utter desperation, Mr. M made a dramatic life change and embarked upon a full-time voyage of searching out and learning from the greatest seductionists and pickup gurus worldwide. He even studied inner game with nomadic monks in rural Africa! For over two years he committed his life to mastering inner game, outer game, social dynamics and attraction. Since that time, Mr. M has dated celebrities, models, exotic dancers, actresses and Playboy Playmates.

    He constantly socializes with - and seduces - the hottest and most high value women in the UK. He does this by way of a revolutionary dating technology he developed with Braddock – and you can learn it exclusively in their seminar, Social Circle Mastery at this year's Superconference!


    okay

    you have got to be kidding me

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My crotch is starting to smell like vinegar.

    I should go shower.

    Orik, meat me in the shower in two minutes.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "seductionsists" Really?

    Look, I'm a desperate single dude but I don't see the appeal of any of this at all.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Orik, meat me in the shower in two minutes.

    he wants you to pork him with a salami

    chico you are just fowl

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    deal

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    "seductionsists" Really?

    Look, I'm a desperate single dude but I don't see the appeal of any of this at all.

    it's cool, they're only charging $3, 797 for this conference - an incredible value!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fletcher what happened to your comic

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    fletcher what happened to your comic

    i'm actually doing one right now!

    good timing there boyo

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this thread is going to go places

    places my penis may or may not follow

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    FUCK ME

    PLEASE

    PLEASE

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i just tried to learn how to play hearts but it's just too much about numbers

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    hey ack what's up

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i bought an extern HD to backup my music and pictures : )

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i want to study african game

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i want to study african game
    play Far Cry 2

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    finally, i can treat love like an RPG

    DING i kissed a girl :oops:

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    naw man naw

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Orik, repeatedly attempting the same thing and expecting different results is a sign of insanity.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i want to study african game

    i am tickled pink by the thought of roaming african monks versed in the arts of picking up women

    roving from town to town, leaving the entire female population on their backs, breathless

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Orik, repeatedly attempting the same thing and expecting different results is a sign of insanity.

    i take psychiatric medication every day

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Einstein's First Rule of New Threads.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Orik, repeatedly attempting the same thing and expecting different results is a sign of insanity.

    i take psychiatric medication every day

    Ohoho!

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Orik, repeatedly attempting the same thing and expecting different results is a sign of insanity.

    http://www.bclc.com/cm/gamesense/home.htm#

    ack on
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    finally, i can treat love like an RPG

    DING i kissed a girl :oops:

    Achievement Unlocked
    10 G - Tonsil Hockey

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i have a free gamesense pen and flashlight thanks gamesense

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    ack wrote: »
    i have a free gamesense pen and flashlight thanks gamesense

    i do too, i won them at bingo

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this one time we had some guys family come in and literally stand behind him crying and pleading for him to stop gambling

    we kicked them out lol

    p sure hes divorced now but he still comes in weekly

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i stopped gambling when I realized it was MONEY i was gambling

    i need that money for blow

    all sorts of blow

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    small_nonsense.gif

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    guys how can i master my inner game

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    ack wrote: »
    this one time we had some guys family come in and literally stand behind him crying and pleading for him to stop gambling

    we kicked them out lol

    p sure hes divorced now but he still comes in weekly

    that's really, really sad

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i would post the extras from magnolia but hopefully one of you covered that in the last thread

    if not shame on all of you

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hahaha.

    REVOLUTIONARY DATING TECHNOLOGY®

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    LOVE SYSTEMS SUPER CONFERENCE®

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what the fuck kind of crazy shit is this guy peddling

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MAGIC

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    happyt.png

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Best post

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i too would like to trick ladies into my bed

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