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I am so sick of dogs

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    These cartoons are basically my opinion of cats.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    mow

    this is the kind of cat I have

    more or less

    I'm sure there's some other shit floating around in there

    he's got way less awesome eyebrows than this guy though

    Holy shit, how often do you have to sweep/vacuum?

    considering I have two other longhairs, often

    he actually seems to shed the least, though

    Do you have a roomba?

    I do not!

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    These cartoons are basically my opinion of cats.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg

    my cat looked at the screen and meowed back when I watched this

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    edited August 2009
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my cat is a Norwegian Forest Cat.

    he's a fucking viking

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    the golden rule to posting is if you state your opinion as if it were fact, I will rape you.

    Tell me how you really feel.

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    I would let that dog manage my investment portfolio

    then after I lost all my money I would storm into his office fuming mad, and he would stick his tongue out and wag his tail and I'd be all dawwwwwwwww
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Doggles are pretty awesome.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Hairy Pawter

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hairy Pawter

    Whenever someone says harry potter, I always reply with Harry Pothead

    Its a really bad habit

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    I always reply with Harry Plopper

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    those dogs are too audacious

    pawdacious

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    spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    those dogs are too audacious

    pawdacious

    bonediggity

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    underdonkunderdonk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Wren wrote: »
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    MY CORVID IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh man I was so glad that my awful joke was BOTP'd

    and then you had to come along, spazmojack

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    spazmojack wrote: »
    did you guys know that you can get implants for your dog when you chop off its nuts? now they can feel less separated from their machismo! (assuming they're male of course)

    edit: i guess it works for cats too...but screw those bastards, all they do is fuck up my kitchen.

    I'm pretty sure this is designed for people who fuck their dogs

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    spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    don't be ashamed of your bad jokes, lay it out there for all to see!

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well you could always go back and delete the post

    haha, oh wait!

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    people and their crazy dog breeds

    that's another thing I like about cats

    it doesn't matter what breed you get, they's just cats

    mutts are healthier anywaaaaays

    I think it's Animal Planet that will sometimes have this show, Dogs 101, where they'll talk about different dog breeds. Then, at the end of talking about a particular breed, they summarize, like how healthy the breed usually is, how easy to take care of they are, and how they are with families.

    Then on Cats 101, they'll get done talking about a breed and they'll be like "In conclusion, <breed> don't require much more care than occaisional brushing. They're a relatively healthy breed, usually living to around fifteen to eighteen years. And they're a great family pet, being very good with kids and other pets."

    It's seriously almost exactly the same almost every time.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My family has a dog. She's a rat terrier who's hyperactive as fuck, and barks at everything. Also, the only person in the family she seems to like is my mom.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    robothero wrote: »

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    lunarislunaris Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Birds can go suck a nut. Dogs are way more useful to a pet owner. Who's going to be afraid of a bird outside of a pussy

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    lunaris wrote: »
    Birds can go suck a nut. Dogs are way more useful to a pet owner. Who's going to be afraid of a bird outside of a pussy

    Wouldn't a pussy be more afraid of a dog

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    lunaris wrote: »
    Birds can go suck a nut. Dogs are way more useful to a pet owner. Who's going to be afraid of a bird outside of a pussy

    I would probably be marginally less afraid of a bird inside a pussy.

    Well, assuming that by 'pussy,' we mean 'cat.' If we actually mean 'vagina,' well that's just fucking terrifying.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Did your twat just tweet?"

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Cats are never to be trusted.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My mom, brother and I took our greyhound to dog park today to run. The enclosure wasn't big enough for him to get up to full speed but he was still moving pretty damn fast.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cats will pretty much eat you right away if you die in front of them.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm going to buy two ravens

    points to whoever can guess what I'd name them

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Huuuurghn and murblblg?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No!


    Bird 1

    and

    Bird 2

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    probably something sucky because you suck

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    can you buy pet crows somewhere or do you have to steal an egg

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