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I Hate This Guy

I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
Jesse wrote:
My name is Jesse. No, I'm not rich, and I'm not famous. But I do have a big heart, for that I'm very happy. I can't afford to take you places and buy you expensive things, but I will be there for you and make you feel special. I'm no Oprah, but I will try my best to see you through and understand. I'm no Mozart, but I do play music with a band. I'm straight edge, and won't tolerate anything illegal, but I will try to help you through that. No, I'm not a savior, nor anyone better than anyone else. But i have been told I've changed lives. Once you meet me, there's no turning back. Whether you want me to save your life, or ruin it, that's up to you. I'm simply trying to change the way people think sometimes. I have a vision of the world where everyone can get along and no one does anything stupid. Well, I hope you get me. You will enjoy knowing me.

This is my friend's boyfriend. His band is awful and look as dumb as you'd expect. On their MySpace they have a picture of them in an action shot. Covering American Idiot, by Green Day.

Why do people gotta be so goddamn pretentious and douchey talk about pretentious douches here.
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    oh god oh god i have something i want to say but it's so mean

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You love me though, right?

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I hate you.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    seems like a joe everyman to me

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cue ranting about straight edge

    AMP'd on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    oh god oh god i have something i want to say but it's so mean

    "What, are you in love with her too?"

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    he's a fag and u r 2

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    oh god oh god i have something i want to say but it's so mean

    "What, are you in love with her too?"
    I get the joke but really not that mean.

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  • spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that looks like something out of a robot's craigslist personals ad.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You are all fags

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    well i mean
    it's sort of mean

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yes. Sort of.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Q: what is Raneados doing right now

    A: eating a subway sandwich

    naked

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    is that like a euphemism?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jesse sounds like a swell guy. He seems to have a lot going for him.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Really though, 15 year olds shouldn't be doing drugs anyway

    I mean, I wasn't doing anything illegal at 15 either, but I wouldn't have described myself as a straight edge

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    is that like a euphemism?

    no I am quite literally eating a subway sandwich while sitting in my chair and posting

    in the buff

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    He just hasn't been the same since he stopped hanging out with the Tanners.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    oh god oh god i have something i want to say but it's so mean

    "What, are you in love with her too?"

    He's probably just asking himself why he can't find a woman like that.

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  • TrixTrix Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you should post the picture.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Q: what is Raneados doing right now

    A: eating a subway sandwich

    naked
    Q: what is the status of your 'subway'

    A: _____________________________

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't do that I would get infracted for that!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Besides I showed you three pictures

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    seems like a joe everyman to me

    No relation

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I slowly clenched my jaw while reading the OP quote. Then slowly released it after reading Rane's post.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rane gimme some of that sub

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Really though, 15 year olds shouldn't be doing drugs anyway

    I mean, I wasn't doing anything illegal at 15 either, but I wouldn't have described myself as a straight edge

    I was jerking it at 15

    that's illegal in God's country

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    is that like a euphemism?

    no I am quite literally eating a subway sandwich while sitting in my chair and posting

    in the buff

    describe more of your experience to us

    enlighten us

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Really though, 15 year olds shouldn't be doing drugs anyway

    I mean, I wasn't doing anything illegal at 15 either, but I wouldn't have described myself as a straight edge

    I was jerking it at 15

    that's illegal in God's country

    Godless heathen

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    T.J. Nutty Nub wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Really though, 15 year olds shouldn't be doing drugs anyway

    I mean, I wasn't doing anything illegal at 15 either, but I wouldn't have described myself as a straight edge

    I was jerking it at 15

    that's illegal in God's country

    Godless heathen

    that may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    At fifteen i was considering if i should stop drinking or smoking so much weed. I chose weed in a drunken stupor. Man growing up in the county was horrible.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I can't do that I would get infracted for that!

    blur the faces

    or link us the myspace

    or link me the myspace

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    seems like a joe everyman to me

    No relation

    Joe, families share the same LAST name.

    Melding on
  • NimoyNimoy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jesse wrote:
    You will enjoy knowing me.

    Obviously not seeing as he now has a thread for the sole purpose of expressing hate for him and his kind.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man no love for Rick Springfield in this thread :(

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can he do my taxes for me instead of helping me kick my drinking habits?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    oh god oh god i have something i want to say but it's so mean

    "What, are you in love with her too?"

    He's probably just asking himself why he can't find a woman like that.

    He wants to tell her that he loves her.

    But, the point is probably moot.

    Edit: I got your back SH.

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  • spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Can he do my taxes for me instead of helping me kick my drinking habits?

    if he's awesome at taxes that'd be win-win: you don't have to do taxes and you get a better refund for more booze money

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  • TrixTrix Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oprah is a pretentious douche.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that quote in the OP sounded like a written version of this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4asdMekPdg

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