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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I fit the stereotype of video game loving nerdy white boy who is not outside often enough and is in bad shape while at the same time not being fat

    Helloo husband

    Well you certainly have a type

    No I meant

    that is you

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was going to post the video of the black dudes dancing to the ocarina of time music

    but then I found out it was taken down from youtube

    this is a sad day

    AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE

    WO-ORLD

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I fit the stereotype of video game loving nerdy white boy who is not outside often enough and is in bad shape while at the same time not being fat

    Helloo husband

    Well you certainly have a type

    I think we have the same laptop too :P

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My original intention was actually to look for someone a great deal more outdoorsy who enjoyed the sun

    I guess these forums were the wrong place to look

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    I recently saw the stereotypical white suburban teenage trying to be a gangsta, all blaring gangsta rap down the road in the car his parents probably bought him.

    m-maybe he likes the music

    Look his young life needs to end. Preferably with a few of his friends as well.

    hey how goes it airman sotar

    lucky bastard with your health insurance and a job and the gi bill

    Fuck you

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I used to have reeeaaally long crazy hair for almost a decade and everybody assumed I was a mega stoner, a complete failure at everything, a criminal, a hippy...so many things. Then I cut my hair short, trimmed my beard up, and suddenly that all stopped. Completely.

    So yeah, Rolo, if we ever go to the Korean Grill again, don't look for the big hair guy.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I fit the stereotype of video game loving nerdy white boy who is not outside often enough and is in bad shape while at the same time not being fat

    Helloo husband

    Well you certainly have a type

    I think we have the same laptop too :P

    h5, Canadian Clone

    (you are Canadian, right)

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man i am not sterotypical at all someone help me correct this

    Mysst on
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I fit the stereotype of video game loving nerdy white boy who is not outside often enough and is in bad shape while at the same time not being fat

    Helloo husband

    Well you certainly have a type

    I think we have the same laptop too :P

    h5, Canadian Clone

    (you are Canadian, right)

    Yup

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    AMP'd on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I used to have reeeaaally long crazy hair for almost a decade and everybody assumed I was a mega stoner, a complete failure at everything, a criminal, a hippy...so many things. Then I cut my hair short, trimmed my beard up, and suddenly that all stopped. Completely.

    So yeah, Rolo, if we ever go to the Korean Grill again, don't look for the big hair guy.

    MAN YOU SOLD OUT TO THE MAN MAN YOU USED TO BE COOL MAN

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    I recently saw the stereotypical white suburban teenage trying to be a gangsta, all blaring gangsta rap down the road in the car his parents probably bought him.

    m-maybe he likes the music

    Look his young life needs to end. Preferably with a few of his friends as well.

    hey how goes it airman sotar

    lucky bastard with your health insurance and a job and the gi bill

    Fuck you

    Not my fault I am not fucking insane.
    Seriously though it sucks that you got kicked out, sorry duder :(

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man i am not sterotypical at all someone help me correct this

    Start driving really poorly

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    I know right

    I feel like I should really hate that site

    But then I read it and damn, I agree with 90% of what is written

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    man i am not sterotypical at all someone help me correct this

    Start driving really poorly
    man I don't have a vagina what the fuck man I thought we were cool no here you go insulting me goddamn

    Mysst on
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    I know right

    I feel like I should really hate that site

    But then I read it and damn, I agree with 90% of what is written

    haha I just got to Hummus

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm like the whitest guy in the world

    I'm not like "hurr hurr white fat can't dance walks around with a pole up his ass loves math and video games check out my programming I'm a CPA" stereotypically white

    it's just that I'm very obviously white

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i am pretty white

    But I'm sipping a glass of fine merlot as i type this, so I'm classy, at least.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    man i am not sterotypical at all someone help me correct this

    Start driving really poorly
    man I don't have a vagina what the fuck man I thought we were cool no here you go insulting me goddamn

    you should get the 50 cent game so we can play coop because that game is awesome

    TONY MOTHERFUCKING YAYO

    Moriveth on
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ha, #94 is Free Healthcare

    not all white people, apparently.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    I recently saw the stereotypical white suburban teenage trying to be a gangsta, all blaring gangsta rap down the road in the car his parents probably bought him.

    m-maybe he likes the music

    Look his young life needs to end. Preferably with a few of his friends as well.

    hey how goes it airman sotar

    lucky bastard with your health insurance and a job and the gi bill

    Fuck you

    Not my fault I am not fucking insane.
    Seriously though it sucks that you got kicked out, sorry duder :(

    I'm not fucking insane

    Take that shit back before I cut you, bitch

    I know I've asked you before but what's your job?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    I know right

    I feel like I should really hate that site

    But then I read it and damn, I agree with 90% of what is written

    http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

    I like this site, it is a good site.

    Brolo on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ha, #94 is Free Healthcare

    not all white people, apparently.

    it's obviously not all white people, it's a very specific demographic that happens to be uproariously popular right now

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    I recently saw the stereotypical white suburban teenage trying to be a gangsta, all blaring gangsta rap down the road in the car his parents probably bought him.

    m-maybe he likes the music

    Look his young life needs to end. Preferably with a few of his friends as well.

    hey how goes it airman sotar

    lucky bastard with your health insurance and a job and the gi bill

    Fuck you

    Not my fault I am not fucking insane.
    Seriously though it sucks that you got kicked out, sorry duder :(

    I'm not fucking insane

    Take that shit back before I cut you, bitch

    I know I've asked you before but what's your job?

    Air Transportation. Also good luck getting to me in Hawaii shit-for-brains!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    I know right

    I feel like I should really hate that site

    But then I read it and damn, I agree with 90% of what is written

    http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

    I like this site, it is a good site.
    What

    what are you trying to say? :(

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    I recently saw the stereotypical white suburban teenage trying to be a gangsta, all blaring gangsta rap down the road in the car his parents probably bought him.

    m-maybe he likes the music

    Look his young life needs to end. Preferably with a few of his friends as well.

    yeah I hate it when guys like music

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I once ate an entire watermelon, bucket of chicken, and washed it down with Budweiser.
    are we ready for the terrible, inappropriate, incredibly distasteful joke I am about to make?
    dl i didn't know you were the president

    :lol:

    Occasionally, I'll have tamales for Christmas.

    So I can have something to unwrap.

    :?

    Dead Legend on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    I know right

    I feel like I should really hate that site

    But then I read it and damn, I agree with 90% of what is written

    I mean, it's not about white people

    It's about the kind of computer-savvy white people who appreciate self-deprecating humor

    i.e. this entire forum

    AMP'd on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    I know right

    I feel like I should really hate that site

    But then I read it and damn, I agree with 90% of what is written

    I mean, it's not about white people

    It's about the kind of computer-savvy white people who appreciate self-deprecating humor

    i.e. this entire forum

    Yeah

    But, I didn't realise I fit so perfectly into that demographic even so

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am super white

    but I unironically love 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand

    Moriveth on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    man i am not sterotypical at all someone help me correct this

    Start driving really poorly
    man I don't have a vagina what the fuck man I thought we were cool no here you go insulting me goddamn

    you should get the 50 cent game so we can play coop because that game is awesome

    TONY MOTHERFUCKING YAYO
    man I barely have time to squeeze in some lovin' between work and school and lovin', i won't have time to play games for like twenty years

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ok I read through the whole list that was excellent

    thanks janson :D

    edit: 'thanks' does not have an apostrophe

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I am, however, pretty damn white

    also obligatory http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    PS it scares me how accurate this is

    I know right

    I feel like I should really hate that site

    But then I read it and damn, I agree with 90% of what is written

    http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

    I like this site, it is a good site.
    What

    what are you trying to say? :(

    Oh no just that its a realy good site

    2608516695_26e430ef93.jpg

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    One time this dude overseas was telling me how I didn't fit the American stereotypes- I wasn't fat enough, I wasn't old enough, I wasn't loud enough, I didn't throw around my money.

    We passed this middle-aged businessman in overpriced athletic clothes sitting on the stairs (a local faux-pas) so that everyone had to go around and drinking a bottle of water (not something you do on the street there, for some reason), panting and sweating and just generally being a mild annoyance..

    The guy pointed at him, as we passed and said "See, he's an American!"

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    I used to have reeeaaally long crazy hair for almost a decade and everybody assumed I was a mega stoner, a complete failure at everything, a criminal, a hippy...so many things. Then I cut my hair short, trimmed my beard up, and suddenly that all stopped. Completely.

    So yeah, Rolo, if we ever go to the Korean Grill again, don't look for the big hair guy.

    MAN YOU SOLD OUT TO THE MAN MAN YOU USED TO BE COOL MAN

    I've still got it here! I was going to donate it, but I guess I could just try and glue it back on my head.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Chinese, me no dumb. Me hang on to daddy's bum. Daddy go pfft!, me go ZOOM! That's how me get home so soon.

    Oh man, the classics.

    Brolo on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Confucius say man who stand in front of car get tired
    man who stand behind car get exhausted

    AMP'd on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    confucius say man who stand on toilet high on pot

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Me Chinese, me no dumb. Me hang on to daddy's bum. Daddy go pfft!, me go ZOOM! That's how me get home so soon.

    Oh man, the classics.

    OLD SCHOOL MAN

    OLD SCHOOL

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was fourteen or so and wandering the neighborhood with a girl from a few houses down. My baby brother was with us for some reason.

    We passed by this old couple and they just gave us the dirtiest look.

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