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A bag of eggs.
Metzger Meister
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
BAG OMELETS
APPROX. PREP TIME: 15 MINUTES
WHAT YOU'LL NEED
One medium-to-large sized Ziploc baggie
two large eggs
cheese of your choice
additional ingredients (i suggest mushrooms, ham, onions, bacon, any combination thereof)
one pot boiling water
Crack the eggs into the bag, mixing them up with your hand. This part is kinda fun, the eggs are all like "smush smush, we fulla protein, mufucka."
Then, add whatever optional ingredients you like! Just not too much, eh?
Put the bag in boiling water, and about fifteen minutes later, your omelet slides out of the bag, no fuss no muss. You could even make something else while these fuckers boil, like a pan of muffins or some coffee cake, and have a kick-ass breakfast! This recipe is especially useful for big breakfasts with lots of people or big families who have trouble getting everyone eating at the same time.
MICROWAVE CAKE!
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A microwave oven
A large microwavable mug
A tablespoon for measuring
4 Tablespoons flour
9 Tablespoons hot chocolate mix
1 Egg
3 Tablespoons water
3 Tablespoons oil
1 pinch of salt
Cooking Spray
Spray a little cooking spray into the mug.
Measure out the flour and hot chocolate mix into the mug. Stir.
Crack the egg into the mug. Stir a bit after adding the egg so the cup doesn't overflow.
Add water and oil.
Stir until thoroughly moistened. Make sure to scrape the bottom of the mug with your spoon to avoid any leftover pockets of dry ingredients.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu8FRZeFy8Y
As it bakes, a cylinder of cake will start to rise out of the mug. A cylinder of chocolate awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e0KEj3wg5I
DAT SHITS DONE, SON. YOU PUT DAT SHIT IN A BOWL WITH SOME NILLA ICE CREAM, SUCKA, YOU BE EATIN GOOD.
Also, if you want, earlier on add some chocolate chips to the top of the mix.
So, SE++, what quick, awesome, super-easy recipes do you have to share?
APPROX. PREP TIME: 15 MINUTES
WHAT YOU'LL NEED
One medium-to-large sized Ziploc baggie
two large eggs
cheese of your choice
additional ingredients (i suggest mushrooms, ham, onions, bacon, any combination thereof)
one pot boiling water
Crack the eggs into the bag, mixing them up with your hand. This part is kinda fun, the eggs are all like "smush smush, we fulla protein, mufucka."
Then, add whatever optional ingredients you like! Just not too much, eh?
Put the bag in boiling water, and about fifteen minutes later, your omelet slides out of the bag, no fuss no muss. You could even make something else while these fuckers boil, like a pan of muffins or some coffee cake, and have a kick-ass breakfast! This recipe is especially useful for big breakfasts with lots of people or big families who have trouble getting everyone eating at the same time.
MICROWAVE CAKE!
┌─┐
┴─┴
ಠ_ರೃ
A microwave oven
A large microwavable mug
A tablespoon for measuring
4 Tablespoons flour
9 Tablespoons hot chocolate mix
1 Egg
3 Tablespoons water
3 Tablespoons oil
1 pinch of salt
Cooking Spray
Spray a little cooking spray into the mug.
Measure out the flour and hot chocolate mix into the mug. Stir.
Crack the egg into the mug. Stir a bit after adding the egg so the cup doesn't overflow.
Add water and oil.
Stir until thoroughly moistened. Make sure to scrape the bottom of the mug with your spoon to avoid any leftover pockets of dry ingredients.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu8FRZeFy8Y
As it bakes, a cylinder of cake will start to rise out of the mug. A cylinder of chocolate awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e0KEj3wg5I
DAT SHITS DONE, SON. YOU PUT DAT SHIT IN A BOWL WITH SOME NILLA ICE CREAM, SUCKA, YOU BE EATIN GOOD.
Also, if you want, earlier on add some chocolate chips to the top of the mix.
So, SE++, what quick, awesome, super-easy recipes do you have to share?
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Delicious hard tack
What kind of stew
when I spent some time in Oregon we visited this Oregon Trail thing and they gave us stew and hard tack
eatin one right now, usagi. RIGHT
THE FUCK
NOW.
And it's tasty as shit.
see? just a normal omelet.
Did you die of dysentary?
man it looks like a normal omelet captured in time by a shitty webcam. ham mushrooms and cheese, bro.
it does indeed.
I thought so too, but it's pretty much the perfect omelet.
Yum
and never will be
that's not what thread shitting is faggot
and stop metamodding
that omelet looks nothing like a real omelet
it looks like a lump of pale eggs and some ham with absolutely no color
well no
the mug-cake thing is pretty tasty
do you even know what botulism comes from
I would like to see Metz go on Dragon's Den and present this idea.
you are eating mug shit metzger
Bacteria
Specifically the kind that thrive when you boil stuff in a bag
This is why sous-vide cooking took so long to catch on
boiling, dog. boiling. the energy of the boiling water moves things around juuust fine.
I laughed like a fiend
Not sure why
fantastic, except it doesn't just magically appear and is only found in certain things
and no, it is not why soud vide took so long, considering heat kills botulism
I will murder you
jokes not allowed, got it
anyway, does anyone have any great thai food recipes?
alright, you take some shrimp, some bok choi, and some fucking peppers and put them in a bag...
Is it found in things like Metzger's dirty hands?
Edit: directed at Metz