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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    POST

    RECIPES.


    Take the focus away from my deep, abiding sense of shame.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The only thing a bagged omlette would have over the real mccoy is less cleanup

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i have 'whisk it' stuck in my head

    You're welcome
    Oh no now it's stuck in my head

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    RECIPES.


    Take the focus away from my deep, abiding sense of shame.

    take a pound of raw ground beef

    throw it in a ziplock bag with some cheese and some seasoning salt and worchestershire sauce and bread

    microwave on high for 3 minutes

    cheeseburgers in a bag

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Today's lunch:

    Two slices good italian bread carved from a rustic loaf. Each with a nice spread of dijon mustard on one side.

    Shredded sharp cheddar cheese.

    Put together to make an excellent grilled cheese sandwich that paired wonderfully with a bottle of Hoegarden.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    zip

    we should play some CoD

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    The only thing a bagged omlette would have over the real mccoy is less cleanup

    Thus, it's efficiency while camping or freezing your ass off at a football game in a parking lot.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    zip

    we should play some CoD

    I'll jump on 10 minutes.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    zip

    we should play some CoD

    I'll jump on 10 minutes.

    sweet

    no grass cutting today

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    zip

    we should play some CoD

    I'll jump on 10 minutes.

    sweet

    no grass cutting today


    ;-; i miss playing with you guys

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    zip

    we should play some CoD

    I'll jump on 10 minutes.

    sweet

    no grass cutting today

    Yea, my lady shaved her bits too.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    zip

    we should play some CoD

    I'll jump on 10 minutes.

    sweet

    no grass cutting today


    ;-; i miss playing with you guys

    Take xbox 360.

    Put it in a ziplock bag.

    Boil for 15 minutes.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    zip

    we should play some CoD

    I'll jump on 10 minutes.

    sweet

    no grass cutting today


    ;-; i miss playing with you guys

    Take xbox 360.

    Put it in a ziplock bag.

    Boil for 15 minutes.

    brb gettin' big bag

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    the one thing this thread establishes is that few people know what a fucking omelette is anymore

    nowadays omelette seems to be synonymous with scrambled eggs, even in many restaurants and it pisses me off

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the one thing this thread establishes is that few people know what a fucking omelette is anymore

    nowadays omelette seems to be synonymous with scrambled eggs, even in many restaurants and it pisses me off

    rabble rabble rabble


    I have a new nonstick and have been making awesome omlettes the last several weekends.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The ONLY time bagged scrambled eggs is a good idea is on a fucking hiking trip.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Or if you're cooking for the army.

    And you've already taken away all the firearms from everyone you're feeding.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the one thing this thread establishes is that few people know what a fucking omelette is anymore

    nowadays omelette seems to be synonymous with scrambled eggs, even in many restaurants and it pisses me off

    rabble rabble rabble


    I have a new nonstick and have been making awesome omlettes the last several weekends.
    FEED ME NOM NOM NOM

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, you guys are omelet snobs.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No, this is not snobbery. This is fucking...

    God, shut up fatty.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, you guys are omelet snobs.
    dude, we're not snobs
    you made scrambled eggs, not an omelette

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    MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    look

    this thread is making me want an omelet

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't think I could do this even camping

    but eggs aren't my first choice for camping breakfast anyhow

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    SNOBS.

    FUCKING ELITIST BELTWAY INSIDERS, WITH YOUR ARUGULA AND LOBSTER OMELETS!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    scrambled eggs are not an omelette you stupid fatty
    that's not being snobbish, that's being honest

    it's like saying I'm a snob because I insist that your "ceviche" is actually just tuna salad made from canned tuna

    nothing wrong with tuna salad, but it's not ceviche

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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Next you'll be telling us how to make Eggs Benedict in thirty seconds in a blender.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    -smash wrote: »
    Next you'll be telling us how to make Eggs Benedict in thirty seconds in a blender.
    they not only taste great but they're easy to drink on the go!

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    -smash wrote: »
    Next you'll be telling us how to make Eggs Benedict in thirty seconds in a blender.
    they not only taste great but they're easy to drink on the go!

    you've really got to stop drinking the hollandaise straight

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    I don't think I could do this even camping

    but eggs aren't my first choice for camping breakfast anyhow

    You reminded me of the time my mom forgot the bag with all the utensils and cookery supplies when we went camping. We made do with hot rocks and very very sharp edges of soda cans torn apart to make all our meals for 3 days. It was the white trashiest camping trip ever.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    I don't think I could do this even camping

    but eggs aren't my first choice for camping breakfast anyhow
    Really? Oh man... scrambled eggs with some peppers and potato chunks is fucking BRILLIANT when you're on the trail.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I know of someone who was baking a cake for her son's birthday and thought that "egg whites" meant the shell.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    scrambled eggs are not an omelette you stupid fatty
    that's not being snobbish, that's being honest

    it's like saying I'm a snob because I insist that your "ceviche" is actually just tuna salad made from canned tuna

    nothing wrong with tuna salad, but it's not ceviche

    what's ceviche?

    is that like carpaccio?

    i love carpaccio.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I don't think I could do this even camping

    but eggs aren't my first choice for camping breakfast anyhow
    Really? Oh man... scrambled eggs with some peppers and potato chunks is fucking BRILLIANT when you're on the trail.

    ok, but I'd still rather have it in a cast iron pan than a baggie

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    ok, but I'd still rather have it in a cast iron pan than a baggie
    If we go backpacking you can lug the cast-iron pan around.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    ok, but I'd still rather have it in a cast iron pan than a baggie
    If we go backpacking you can lug the cast-iron pan around.
    she probably would too :lol:

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Metz, replace the water with chicken broth, and lose the bag all together and just say you have egg drop soup.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    she probably would too :lol:
    Then she can come with me on any backpacking trip ever.

    Fuck I love cast iron pans for cooking scrambles.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Metz, replace the water with chicken broth, and lose the bag all together and just say you have egg drop soup.

    hm... i should try this some time. i wonder what else i need... water chestnut, probably, various other delicious bits.

    and chicken stock would be better, more flavor.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    BAG OMELETS

    APPROX. PREP TIME: 15 MINUTES

    WHAT YOU'LL NEED

    One medium-to-large sized Ziploc baggie
    two large eggs
    cheese of your choice
    additional ingredients (i suggest mushrooms, ham, onions, bacon, any combination thereof)
    one pot boiling water

    Crack the eggs into the bag, mixing them up with your hand. This part is kinda fun, the eggs are all like "smush smush, we fulla protein, mufucka."

    Then, add whatever optional ingredients you like! Just not too much, eh?

    Put the bag in boiling water, and about fifteen minutes later, your omelet slides out of the bag, no fuss no muss. You could even make something else while these fuckers boil, like a pan of muffins or some coffee cake, and have a kick-ass breakfast! This recipe is especially useful for big breakfasts with lots of people or big families who have trouble getting everyone eating at the same time.

    That is not an omelet. An omelet is folded, not just a big mush.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    she probably would too :lol:
    Then she can come with me on any backpacking trip ever.

    Fuck I love cast iron pans for cooking scrambles.

    I still need to get around to seasoning my cast iron pans.

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