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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    has anyone posted this yet?

    because judging by the responses of the people who actually cooked and ate the mug cake, you should not ever, ever do that

    but it's really funny to read about from a safe distance

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh hey, it's HoChiWaWa.

    That dude's rad.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i can cook better than pip

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i can cook better than pip

    how's that depth perception working for you cyc

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    i get the egg whites that come in the milk container

    and put some cheese in it and toast a slice of wheat toast

    and its a damn good breakfast in less time than it takes to make gross bag omelette



    man egg whites are so good

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    i can cook better than pip

    how's that depth perception working for you cyc

    trying to find the best way to prepare alpaca, any tips?

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My freshman year of high school, my mother would microwave a hot pocket every morning, stick it in a thermos, and put it in my lunch box. It was still hot at noon. I thought I was the luckiest kid in the world.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    i can cook better than pip

    how's that depth perception working for you cyc

    trying to find the best way to prepare alpaca, any tips?

    I'm over here blinky

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    i get the egg whites that come in the milk container

    and put some cheese in it and toast a slice of wheat toast

    and its a damn good breakfast in less time than it takes to make gross bag omelette



    man egg whites are so good
    yolk is awesome though

    mmmm eggs sunny side up with buttered whole wheat toast to sop up the yolk
    so good

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    i can cook better than pip

    how's that depth perception working for you cyc

    trying to find the best way to prepare alpaca, any tips?

    I'm over here blinky

    i'm gonna fuck and pillage your face

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    i get the egg whites that come in the milk container

    and put some cheese in it and toast a slice of wheat toast

    and its a damn good breakfast in less time than it takes to make gross bag omelette



    man egg whites are so good
    yolk is awesome though

    mmmm eggs sunny side up with buttered whole wheat toast to sop up the yolk
    so good

    man that sounds really good too


    i think eggs are good in general basically

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I might try a cake in a mug

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    it tastes a lot better than it looks

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what does?

    That shit you've put in your mug?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This thread is making me totally hungry for some doritoes and a peanut butter bagel

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the trick is to eat it with a spoon

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Out of some weird sense of bordom and curiosity, I went and found a mug cake recipe that looks to stand up a little better than the one in the op.

    At least from a "this is how real cake is made" standpoint. I do believe that I'm going to give this a try tonight. Not like it requires much if it goes horribly wrong (as I believe it may).

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gross, Metzger stop being fat.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I thought this was going to be a scrotum thread.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    My freshman year of high school, my mother would microwave a hot pocket every morning, stick it in a thermos, and put it in my lunch box. It was still hot at noon. I thought I was the luckiest kid in the world.

    this is really cute to me for some reason

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    My freshman year of high school, my mother would microwave a hot pocket every morning, stick it in a thermos, and put it in my lunch box. It was still hot at noon. I thought I was the luckiest kid in the world.

    this is really cute to me for some reason

    Sure it sounds cute but then one day you taste a hot pocket and realize that his mom was trying to poison him.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this is such a hickass Metzger thread

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have a recipe for Macaroni Pizza.

    Also I can make a Grilled Cheese on the Pizza Pizazz.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i had a friend relate horrible stories about going to cici's pizza and the inner city public school cafeteria style food they serve

    his mention of "macaronia and cheese pizza" got me thinking though, and i would later make a pretty classy version of my own

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    and by classy i mean not at all classy but really good

    bitches try and step to gruyère

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    CiCis rocks

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be a scrotum thread.

    That is not how the testes work!

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hells of parmesan

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kick ass guacamole? Made.

    Chips? On hand.

    Awww yeah

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    slow wrote: »
    i had a friend relate horrible stories about going to cici's pizza and the inner city public school cafeteria style food they serve

    his mention of "macaronia and cheese pizza" got me thinking though, and i would later make a pretty classy version of my own

    This was what inspired me. Some of their pizza is so awful as a fat man I had no choice but to improve it.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    gruyere is pretty much swiss cheese

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm not buying this bagged omelet shit. You're adding like two extra steps and it looks like hell.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    at my cottage a couple weeks ago we made a feta cheese/fried onion/olive spread. and spread it on barbecued chicken

    oh yeah garlic and lemon juice

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm not buying this bagged omelet shit. You're adding like two extra steps and it looks like hell.

    and it's more like scrambled eggs mixed with shit than an omelette..

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nikolai wrote: »
    Gross, Metzger stop being fat.

    lets make fun of metzger onlines whilst shooting minorities on the calls of duties

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    at my cottage a couple weeks ago we made a feta cheese/fried onion/olive spread. and spread it on barbecued chicken

    oh yeah garlic and lemon juice
    that sounds fucking tasty

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it was! could've used more onions and less olives though

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    on the morning shift we used to all pile in the car on our lunch break at 9am and drive to Golden Corral

    there was this cook there named Chef Jeff, and the man could make a fucking omelete

    there would be this long ass line of fat people and he would get in a groove of rocking back and forth pounding out omeletes on 2 little pans

    he had all the ingredients right there and cooked them up in no time flat

    we asked him how many he usually makes in a day, he said his best guess is he averages about 4000

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that's a lot of eggs

    chickens probably see him as their hitler

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I used to make fantastic omelet. They were delicious and always turned out well. Then I started trying to get in shape and I realized that it was about 95% fat. Now I'm looking for a good veggie-heavy omelet recipe.

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