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Obsessed/Hoarders

Liquid HellzLiquid Hellz Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
Not the WoW kind, the two shows on A&E. Anybody watching these?

http://www.aetv.com/obsessed/patient-files/

Shannon "had a miscarriage and kept the fetus. It is stored in the back of her kitchen freezer, right alongside her frozen food, and she hasn't looked at it for seven years."

Nidia "began washing her hands compulsively, became overly concerned with body odors, and feared having bowel movements. This eventually led to using Imodium, limiting food intake and creating a more aggressive and prolonged shower ritual using a self made toothbrush enema that she performs for up to 3 hours every day."

These shows are amazingly hard to not watch once you have seen any of it. It is crazy what some of these people are putting themselves through and what they are doing.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    Shannon "had a miscarriage and kept the fetus. It is stored in the back of her kitchen freezer, right alongside her frozen food, and she hasn't looked at it for seven years."


    D:

    D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Holy fuck on a tractor.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »

    Shannon "had a miscarriage and kept the fetus. It is stored in the back of her kitchen freezer, right alongside her frozen food, and she hasn't looked at it for seven years."


    D:

    D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

    the peas and what looked to be a chicken leg were frozen to it in some type of sureal art

    But you have not looked at it in 7 years and yet you have it in your freezer?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "toothbrush enema"

    #pipe on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You can't keep a fetus in the freezer for seven years. Those will only keep like 12 months, tops.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    You can't keep a fetus in the freezer for seven years. Those will only keep like 12 months, tops.
    You are right. It will taste terrible when she finally eats it.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If it was my frozen fetus, I would pick a random address out of the phonebook and mail it to that person. Then I would watch the news and read the local paper while patiently waiting for my plan to come to fruition.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If it was my frozen fetus, I would pick a random address out of the phonebook and mail it to that person. Then I would watch the news and read the local paper while patiently waiting for my plan to come to fruition.

    LOCAL MAN WINS JERKY CONTEST

    #pipe on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    there was a lady that went missing around here for a few days and there was a big search and nobody could find her

    she was a hoarder and a big pile of old newspapers and junk fell on her in her house and buried her for days

    all i could think about when we ran the story on the news was that episode of the simpsons where skinner is trapped in his garage and keeps himself occupied by bouncing a basketball

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    "toothbrush enema"

    tube, please change my user name to this

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think the weirdest thing I do is wipe my peen after I pee.

    What?

    You never know when your peen's going to up and fall into someone's mouth OK? OK.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This sounds like a very depressing show. Do they actually follow the people through treatment?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I think the weirdest thing I do is wipe my peen after I pee.

    What?

    You never know when your peen's going to up and fall into someone's mouth OK? OK.

    like, swab down the whole thing or just dab the peehole?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also

    JoeUser

    me and the family went to the Columbus Zoo last friday and they have red pandas there and i thought of yoooooouuuuuu

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I think the weirdest thing I do is wipe my peen after I pee.

    What?

    You never know when your peen's going to up and fall into someone's mouth OK? OK.

    like, swab down the whole thing or just dab the peehole?

    Just the peehole.

    It's not like I lather it up with pee every time I pee or anything.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    I think the weirdest thing I do is wipe my peen after I pee.

    What?

    You never know when your peen's going to up and fall into someone's mouth OK? OK.

    like, swab down the whole thing or just dab the peehole?

    Just the peehole.

    It's not like I lather it up with pee every time I pee or anything.

    a couple brisk shakes doesnt take care of any dew left on the tip?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    there was a lady that went missing around here for a few days and there was a big search and nobody could find her

    she was a hoarder and a big pile of old newspapers and junk fell on her in her house and buried her for days

    all i could think about when we ran the story on the news was that episode of the simpsons where skinner is trapped in his garage and keeps himself occupied by bouncing a basketball

    as I read the first two sentences I wanted to make a reference to that episode but then you did it

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    there was a lady that went missing around here for a few days and there was a big search and nobody could find her

    she was a hoarder and a big pile of old newspapers and junk fell on her in her house and buried her for days

    all i could think about when we ran the story on the news was that episode of the simpsons where skinner is trapped in his garage and keeps himself occupied by bouncing a basketball

    as I read the first two sentences I wanted to make a reference to that episode but then you did it

    you could still post a good picture or gif or something and we can hold hands and laugh

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    there was a lady that went missing around here for a few days and there was a big search and nobody could find her

    she was a hoarder and a big pile of old newspapers and junk fell on her in her house and buried her for days

    all i could think about when we ran the story on the news was that episode of the simpsons where skinner is trapped in his garage and keeps himself occupied by bouncing a basketball

    as I read the first two sentences I wanted to make a reference to that episode but then you did it

    you could still post a good picture or gif or something and we can hold hands and laugh

    simpsons quote

    ha ha simpsons quote

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also

    JoeUser

    me and the family went to the Columbus Zoo last friday and they have red pandas there and i thought of yoooooouuuuuu

    Yay, did you take pictures?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    also

    JoeUser

    me and the family went to the Columbus Zoo last friday and they have red pandas there and i thought of yoooooouuuuuu

    Yay, did you take pictures?

    i have some from the last time we went, but this time they didnt bring their furry red asses out of the highest tree in the enclosure so i could take pictures

    i did get some great pictures of the new baby elephant, some baby monkies, a cool stingray, and a big ol gorilla

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    I think the weirdest thing I do is wipe my peen after I pee.

    What?

    You never know when your peen's going to up and fall into someone's mouth OK? OK.

    like, swab down the whole thing or just dab the peehole?

    Just the peehole.

    It's not like I lather it up with pee every time I pee or anything.

    a couple brisk shakes doesnt take care of any dew left on the tip?

    I don't want to jam my shit on my fly and I just like being extra careful so I don't get dubbed Uncle Salty.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    there was a lady that went missing around here for a few days and there was a big search and nobody could find her

    she was a hoarder and a big pile of old newspapers and junk fell on her in her house and buried her for days

    all i could think about when we ran the story on the news was that episode of the simpsons where skinner is trapped in his garage and keeps himself occupied by bouncing a basketball

    as I read the first two sentences I wanted to make a reference to that episode but then you did it

    you could still post a good picture or gif or something and we can hold hands and laugh

    simpsons quote

    ha ha simpsons quote

    futurama quote

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    also

    JoeUser

    me and the family went to the Columbus Zoo last friday and they have red pandas there and i thought of yoooooouuuuuu

    Yay, did you take pictures?

    i have some from the last time we went, but this time they didnt bring their furry red asses out of the highest tree in the enclosure so i could take pictures

    i did get some great pictures of the new baby elephant, some baby monkies, a cool stingray, and a big ol gorilla

    Well that's cool. Here's a pic I found from the Colombus Zoo:

    3717544410e04ce9d83d.jpg

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    also

    JoeUser

    me and the family went to the Columbus Zoo last friday and they have red pandas there and i thought of yoooooouuuuuu

    Yay, did you take pictures?

    i have some from the last time we went, but this time they didnt bring their furry red asses out of the highest tree in the enclosure so i could take pictures

    i did get some great pictures of the new baby elephant, some baby monkies, a cool stingray, and a big ol gorilla

    Well that's cool. Here's a pic I found from the Colombus Zoo:

    3717544410e04ce9d83d.jpg

    here's Beco, the baby elephant playing with his big blue ball that he chased all over his enclosure

    3796375125_24fe436028.jpg

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That's an awesome shot!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Those are the eyes of an elephant possesed.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That elephant looks like a painting that has come to life

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    24695521076b415b7f43.jpg

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This eventually led to using Imodium, limiting food intake and creating a more aggressive and prolonged shower ritual using a self made toothbrush enema that she performs for up to 3 hours every day."

    This might be one of the most painful things I have ever watched on T.V.

    The Columbus Zoo is supprisingly nice isin't it?

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    This eventually led to using Imodium, limiting food intake and creating a more aggressive and prolonged shower ritual using a self made toothbrush enema that she performs for up to 3 hours every day."

    This might be one of the most painful things I have ever watched on T.V.

    The Columbus Zoo is supprisingly nice isin't it?

    They have a very nice flickr pool!

    3781459843658aa5d2a7.jpg

    Lazy kangaroo not boxing anyone!

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i watched an episode of obsessed

    it was no intervention

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't think I should trust this fart that's about to come out.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This is now a Joe topic.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I think the weirdest thing I do is wipe my peen after I pee.

    What?

    You never know when your peen's going to up and fall into someone's mouth OK? OK.

    That's the exact opposite of weird. Shaking is not good enough and if you are already next to toilet paper, I'd find it weird to not use a piece to ensure that your underwear remains clean.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    This is now a Joe topic.

    Well, I guess we could talk about people who hoard animals, but those are super depressing. :(

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I just obsessively read through all those people's profiles, and now I feel much more sad for humanity.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So instead, here's a pallas cat!

    280395083292ae05a503.jpg

    Or a sleepy leopard

    352288391275164f6b99.jpg

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think you guys are right, animals are much better than crazy people.

    Here's something adorable!

    0_61_032107_polar_bear.jpg

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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