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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I wipe my ass with $500 bills

    Elendil on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lidocaine

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wipe my ass with $500 bills

    I do it with dollar coins.

    JebusUD on
    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hooray, first (well actually second 'cos I'm part-time) year PhD report/viva thingy was a success.

    Coldred on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wipe my ass with $500 bills

    Oh god I eat all my food off $500 bills...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ooh. two handed typing is now kind of possible. this is amazing.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    Hooray, first (well actually second 'cos I'm part-time) year PhD report/viva thingy was a success.

    woohoo!

    Mine was earlier this year and ok, though added so much I had to do.

    BobCesca on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    There's this aloe vera stuff that is better and more soothing VH. They sell it in a big bottle. Honestly it looks like green hair gel, but you slather it on sun burns.
    Yeah, it's just that I don't have any, and putting on a shirt hurts like hell, and it's really sunny outside, so I don't want to go outside right now.

    I know, I know, I'm a huge pussy.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I wipe my ass with baby wipes.

    So you are a baby?

    _J_ on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    ooh. two handed typing is now kind of possible. this is amazing.

    Hooray Cesca's chronic masturbation has been cured!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Hooray, first (well actually second 'cos I'm part-time) year PhD report/viva thingy was a success.

    woohoo!

    Mine was earlier this year and ok, though added so much I had to do.

    I'm now officially a PhD student, rather than an MPhil. Now I just need to get data, analyse it and write up my real thesis. How hard could that be?

    Coldred on
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Whatever happened to Sabs? That guy entertained me. I never see him here anymore.

    JebusUD on
    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Hooray, first (well actually second 'cos I'm part-time) year PhD report/viva thingy was a success.

    woohoo!

    Mine was earlier this year and ok, though added so much I had to do.

    I'm now officially a PhD student, rather than an MPhil. Now I just need to get data, analyse it and write up my real thesis. How hard could that be?

    yeah. piece of piss.


    oh god, oh god, i'm so far behind...:cry:

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey VH, my bro is feeling better so were probably going to see a movie at some point. Did you want me to come over now or later in the day, because I won't be hanging out for the whole day. If I come over now maybe I'll just bring you some lotion, we can grab lunch, play a few rounds of RftG but that would probably be it.

    That cool?

    Edit: I am not sure why we never use PMs for these conversations VH.

    Inquisitor on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Whatever happened to Sabs? That guy entertained me. I never see him here anymore.

    He's around, he just took some time off after a tragic came of harry potter cosplay left him, well lets just say they were finally able to remove the stick.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey VH, my bro is feeling better so were probably going to see a movie at some point. Did you want me to come over now or later in the day, because I won't be hanging out for the whole day. If I come over now maybe I'll just bring you some lotion, we can grab lunch, play a few rounds of RftG but that would probably be it.

    That cool?

    Edit: I am not sure why we never use PMs for these conversations VH.

    invitation for road blocks and mob hits.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Joshua1 terrible post, bad man bad thread.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey VH, my bro is feeling better so were probably going to see a movie at some point. Did you want me to come over now or later in the day, because I won't be hanging out for the whole day. If I come over now maybe I'll just bring you some lotion, we can grab lunch, play a few rounds of RftG but that would probably be it.

    That cool?

    Edit: I am not sure why we never use PMs for these conversations VH.
    Later would probably be better. I still need to call my mother and take care of some other things, like work, etc.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dude was probably trying to pick you up

    gays are always trying to give irond will blow jobs if i remember correctly

    http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/why_do_all_these_homosexuals

    I will never tire of that article

    nexuscrawler on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Later would probably be better. I still need to call my mother and take care of some other things, like work, etc.

    K, well just fire me off a text or something when you want to hang. I'm going to fix myself some lunch.

    Inquisitor on
  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Joshua1, what are you guys actually upto in that picture?

    No problem though if you'd rather not say.

    Coldred on
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Whatever happened to Sabs? That guy entertained me. I never see him here anymore.

    He's around, he just took some time off after a tragic came of harry potter cosplay left him, well lets just say they were finally able to remove the stick.

    They told him quiditch required them all to be naked eh? That one always works!

    JebusUD on
    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    dude was probably trying to pick you up

    gays are always trying to give irond will blow jobs if i remember correctly

    http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/why_do_all_these_homosexuals

    I will never tire of that article

    It is a fantastic article.

    _J_ on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Food and water makes hungover Moriarty muuuuch happier.

    Silas Brown on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I am surprised by how many people post in D&D but do not post in [chat].

    I like it this way, but it is still quite odd.

    _J_ on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Food and water makes hungover Moriarty muuuuch happier.

    Find any bubbles?

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wipe my ass with $500 bills

    Do you know how often bills change hands?

    That's right, you've had a billion hands up your ass now.

    Echo on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    I am surprised by how many people post in D&D but do not post in [chat].

    I like it this way, but it is still quite odd.

    I always find it slightly odd thinking about the number of people that are reading the forum relative to the number that actively post.

    japan on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wipe my ass with $500 bills

    Do you know how often bills change hands?

    That's right, you've had a billion hands up your ass now.

    Does wiping involving going "up" the ass?

    _J_ on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wipe my ass with $500 bills

    Do you know how often bills change hands?

    That's right, you've had a billion hands up your ass now.

    Does wiping involving going "up" the ass?

    those of us who want to be the cleanest do what is referred to as the "pipe clean"

    Ludious on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Food and water makes hungover Moriarty muuuuch happier.

    Find any bubbles?

    ?

    Silas Brown on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    japan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I am surprised by how many people post in D&D but do not post in [chat].

    I like it this way, but it is still quite odd.

    I always find it slightly odd thinking about the number of people that are reading the forum relative to the number that actively post.

    Agreed.

    A few of my friends lurk on other forums and I often ask them "what the fuck is wrong with you?" They reply that they have nothing to say.

    What an odd thing. I always have something to say.

    _J_ on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I am surprised by how many people post in D&D but do not post in [chat].

    I like it this way, but it is still quite odd.

    I always find it slightly odd thinking about the number of people that are reading the forum relative to the number that actively post.

    Agreed.

    A few of my friends lurk on other forums and I often ask them "what the fuck is wrong with you?" They reply that they have nothing to say.

    What an odd thing. I always have something to say.

    Admit it. Your "Friends" just haven't had their communication modules installed yet. They can only speak machine code.

    Ludious on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh holy fuck today was the worst thing ever. I'm in pain and putting on pants hurts more. I nearly fainted twice while going to the toilet, too. Argh

    Tav on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh holy fuck today was the worst thing ever. I'm in pain and putting on pants hurts more. I nearly fainted twice while going to the toilet, too. Argh

    mazzeltov.

    Ludious on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh holy fuck today was the worst thing ever. I'm in pain and putting on pants hurts more. I nearly fainted twice while going to the toilet, too. Argh

    and we want to know why.

    Tell us, Tav. Tell us why.

    Abdhyius on
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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh holy fuck today was the worst thing ever. I'm in pain and putting on pants hurts more. I nearly fainted twice while going to the toilet, too. Argh

    See? This is why you're supposed to stop masturbating before things get chafed.

    yalborap on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh holy fuck today was the worst thing ever. I'm in pain and putting on pants hurts more. I nearly fainted twice while going to the toilet, too. Argh

    Oh, you got cut on little Tav today? Hope everything'll be fine.

    Haphazard on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We're all so very classy.

    Ludious on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Indeed we are

    Abdhyius on
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