Reading these threads I'm convinced I'm the only one who doesn't decide if he's going to beat off or cry before going to bed based on his nightly TF2 performance.
(I generally do a little of both whether I play well or not.)
i like to use my tears for lube. It soothes the sadness.
I'm Zen, I can't aim and blame my revolver instead abloo bloo
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
ZOIDBERG
MAKE WITH THE COMIC FUNNY BUSINESS
@savoo I stopped doing that a month ago thank you very much
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YamiNoSenshiA point called ZIn the complex planeRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
Bad spies are great. I had one kill me once. Because he was standing cloaked right and front of me and I shot off a crit rocket. I was excited at my luck for about .2 second before it exploded inches from my face, both of us with it.
All snipers are terrible, some are bad players, some are bad people, some are both.
This is why all pyros should use the flare gun.
Either it fucks up their aim for a while, or they have to run away to find a health pack. Either way, everyone wins.
I hit a sniper with a flare gun once. He turned around and headshot me.
I was pretty sad about that.
Did you take a screenshot?
Too busy pumping my fist.
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SenshiBALLING OUT OF CONTROLWavefrontRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
I managed to kill an enemy spy on the final point of goldrush in a pretty spectacular way. I was in the cranny above the truck, and he was in the back windows that you get to from the tunnels underground. He's disguised, but looks pretty suspicious, so I pull out my Ambassador and put one in his head--sure enough, crits galore, and he disappears. I then take two potshots at the little ledge leading to the pit from there, and a dead spy drops out of thin air. I even managed to account for the him waiting a bit before running (luck luck luck luck).
I think my favorite moment last night was sapping two lvl. 1 sentries below the bridge in the first section of Gold Rush, then headshotting both of the Engies running at me with their wrenches.
My favorite thing to do with the huntsman is see a spy cloak in the distance, judge where I think he might be, throw a fully charged arrow there, and pegging that fucker while moving, out of cloak, killing him.
My favorite thing to do with the huntsman is see a spy cloak in the distance, judge where I think he might be, throw a fully charged arrow there, and pegging that fucker while moving, out of cloak, killing him.
My favorite thing to do with the huntsman is see a spy cloak in the distance, judge where I think he might be, throw a fully charged arrow there, and pegging that fucker while moving, out of cloak, killing him.
And then he gets pinned to a wall.
And both teams stop fighting, make peace, and go up to the wall where he is and laugh and laugh and laugh.
My favorite thing to do with the huntsman is see a spy cloak in the distance, judge where I think he might be, throw a fully charged arrow there, and pegging that fucker while moving, out of cloak, killing him.
And then he gets pinned to a wall.
And both teams stop fighting, make peace, and go up to the wall where he is and laugh and laugh and laugh.
If I had Photoshop skills, this is where I'd make a cross-thread post of the Laughing Man.
My favorite thing to do with the huntsman is see a spy cloak in the distance, judge where I think he might be, throw a fully charged arrow there, and pegging that fucker while moving, out of cloak, killing him.
And then he gets pinned to a wall.
And both teams stop fighting, make peace, and go up to the wall where he is and laugh and laugh and laugh.
If I had Photoshop skills, this is where I'd make a cross-thread post of the Laughing Man.
My favorite thing to do with the huntsman is see a spy cloak in the distance, judge where I think he might be, throw a fully charged arrow there, and pegging that fucker while moving, out of cloak, killing him.
No no no the best is firing away as a heavy, your spidey sense tingles, and you turn around and unload into a spy just as he gets within backstab range.
You can literally hear the pounding of the fists from hundreds of miles away
I would submit some scout kills but all scout kills are really "shot man" and not particularly noteworthy. And yes, a EU ping to the US has some complications for demoman and soldier as it requires more leading.
I like target practicing on teammates with the flare gun and pegging spies. Or missing my target only to see a burst of flames out of nowhere. It happens more than it should and it's great.
Speaking of! I killed tyrannus with a flare gun. It was pretty great. Always great to flare gun scouts.
Playing both sides of the heavy/medic combo is really fun, it's such a rush as a heavy to go OM NOM NOM CROCKET compared to OH GAWD PYRO when you're a medic
Playing both sides of the heavy/medic combo is really fun, it's such a rush as a heavy to go OM NOM NOM CROCKET compared to OH GAWD PYRO when you're a medic
That reminds me. If you're a leafblower pyro and a medic is following you around and healing you, and the medic catches on fire, he'll really appreciate it if you turn around and leafblow him. It's also a good way to insure that your medic continues to follow you around and heal you instead of keeling over dead.
Playing both sides of the heavy/medic combo is really fun, it's such a rush as a heavy to go OM NOM NOM CROCKET compared to OH GAWD PYRO when you're a medic
That reminds me. If you're a leafblower pyro and a medic is following you around and healing you, and the medic catches on fire, he'll really appreciate it if you turn around and leafblow him. It's also a good way to insure that your medic continues to follow you around and heal you instead of keeling over dead.
To expand on that; if you are a leafblower pyro and see any team mates on fire, put them out. It may not get you points, but the more players close to you the better off you will be
Playing both sides of the heavy/medic combo is really fun, it's such a rush as a heavy to go OM NOM NOM CROCKET compared to OH GAWD PYRO when you're a medic
That reminds me. If you're a leafblower pyro and a medic is following you around and healing you, and the medic catches on fire, he'll really appreciate it if you turn around and leafblow him. It's also a good way to insure that your medic continues to follow you around and heal you instead of keeling over dead.
To expand on that; if you are a leafblower pyro and see any team mates on fire, put them out. It may not get you points, but the more players close to you the better off you will be
And no the sniper can't just Jarate them instead. That's on a cooldown, and will be needed if an enemy pops out of nowhere. They need it more than you need 25 ammo.
My problem with putting burning folks out is I keep missing >_>
Exactly.
If you're a scout and you're on fire, please don't mash 'Medic! Come on, doc! Medic! Medic!' while running circles around me. I can only turn so quickly, and you're not helping. :P
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i like to use my tears for lube. It soothes the sadness.
You're crazy gumpy
Stone cold crazy
MAKE WITH THE COMIC FUNNY BUSINESS
@savoo I stopped doing that a month ago thank you very much
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
But yes, I need to start soon.
I was pretty sad about that.
It was pretty glorious.
If I had Photoshop skills, this is where I'd make a cross-thread post of the Laughing Man.
No no no the best is firing away as a heavy, your spidey sense tingles, and you turn around and unload into a spy just as he gets within backstab range.
You can literally hear the pounding of the fists from hundreds of miles away
I killed the first Spy outside the intel room.
I killed the second Spy that was crouching on top of our Engineer's head.
I raised my flamethrower in celebration.
I watched the third Spy decloak and stab us both from taunt cam.
Speaking of! I killed tyrannus with a flare gun. It was pretty great. Always great to flare gun scouts.
More at eleven.
Killing a retreating pyro with a flaregun is even better.
That reminds me. If you're a leafblower pyro and a medic is following you around and healing you, and the medic catches on fire, he'll really appreciate it if you turn around and leafblow him. It's also a good way to insure that your medic continues to follow you around and heal you instead of keeling over dead.
NO STOP CHASING THE SCOUT GO FOR THE SENTRY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
To expand on that; if you are a leafblower pyro and see any team mates on fire, put them out. It may not get you points, but the more players close to you the better off you will be
I still haven't intentionally put anyone out with my leafblower.
Suddenly I'm reminded of all the burning team mates that kept strafing around me before they died.
Woops.
And no the sniper can't just Jarate them instead. That's on a cooldown, and will be needed if an enemy pops out of nowhere. They need it more than you need 25 ammo.
Exactly.
If you're a scout and you're on fire, please don't mash 'Medic! Come on, doc! Medic! Medic!' while running circles around me. I can only turn so quickly, and you're not helping. :P