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Team Fortress 2: ITT should be no freewheelin'

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's already kind of that way since getting hit in midair by any explosive gives scouts a free extra jump afterwards.
    Yea but I want to actually do a wall jump, shoot down on a crowd of peeps and then DJ onto a crate to run away (granary).
    I know I just like bitching about this particular game

    Edit: What happened to GOB!? Did Hook kill him and take his place?

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  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    Narian on
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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Narian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    I only remember seeing a lot of angry text chat, and something about Hella Jeff acusing someone of being a 4channer. Truly the lowest of insults.

    Quaz and Wally on
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Your mother is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0 x 10^8 m/s

    Robman on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    HJ is zerofill

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Of course.

    Endomatic on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Italax wrote: »
    I go awake for 2 weeks and suddenly we get an update.

    The hell, since when do we get nice things?
    You a jerk.

    Goomba on
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Your mother is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0 x 10^8 m/s
    And guess who his mother revolves around?

    Tyrannus.

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  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    Narian on
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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    marty wrote: »
    Hmmm yes I deserve all 5 of my hats emot-smugbert.gif
    how the flying FUCK do you have 5 hats?

    seriously, shit is so faht.

    Give me or roland a fucking hat, we have more hours than your grandma's days living on the erf.

    To be fair, I prolly have a lot less playtime than the average (regular) player since hats were released.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "that guy"*

    *not that_guy

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Basil wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    maybe i'm not in a place to say what would be fun or not

    but i think up to a point, koth matches are cooler when the point changes hands more often, and therefore the score is closer and more rides on those last few seconds of
    overtime
    OVERTIME! Oooooverrrrrtiiiiime, o-o-overtime! Overtime? Overtime.

    I agree with this sentiment! It's nice when the match doesn't turn into a 0:00 to 3:00 beat down. Lots of kaboom.

    Yeah. I think I mentioned it earlier, but it seems to work better with faster cap times. If they would cut the cap time in about half on some of them, they'd be a lot more fun.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "goose"

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    But TK, we already have Garthor and Goomba. Zerofill is just redundant.

    P10 on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "that guy"*

    *not that_guy
    Maybe if you guys banned scouts people could have fun?

    Goomba on
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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "that guy"*

    *not that_guy
    Maybe if you guys banned scouts people could have fun?

    Perhaps we could just require them to stand still and die when near a heavy in the open, instead of somehow managing to win despite the fact the the heavy has vastly superior health and firepower.

    That, or tweak it so that I can do that as a scout too.

    jothki on
  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    HAT FORTRESS 2 - A Game About Hats*

    * hats not guaranteed

    Hahaha.

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  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "that guy"*

    *not that_guy

    It's not that, it's that he's an annoying douche for no reason.

    edit: And he's not even funny or clever about it.

    Narian on
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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    jothki wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "that guy"*

    *not that_guy
    Maybe if you guys banned scouts people could have fun?

    Perhaps we could just require them to stand still and die when near a heavy in the open, instead of somehow managing to win despite the fact the the heavy has vastly superior health and firepower.

    That, or tweak it so that I can do that as a scout too.

    New heavy unlock:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxjnl1yuXk

    Like to see a scout run from that!

    xzzy on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I found aiming with hitscan weapons to be like, 5 times easier (or at least it felt like that) last night without the viewmodels in the way. Didn't do half bad with heavy. Maybe I'll put them back in for the projectile weapons, not sure still, need more testing.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "that guy"*

    *not that_guy
    Maybe if you guys banned scouts people could have fun?

    pyros are about 4 times more annoying than scouts. this is science fact emot-science.gif

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    HJ is zerofill

    He needs to lighten up.

    yeah. theres always going to be the person who does nothing but bitch constantly and never has fun playing the game. everything you do in life there will be "that guy"*

    *not that_guy
    Maybe if you guys banned scouts people could have fun?

    pyros are about 4 times more annoying than scouts. this is science fact emot-science.gif
    I don't know about that, at least you have might be able to kill the pyro, and if there's a healthkit nearby, you might even survive.

    The whole stun+FAN thing? You're fucked with no way to prevent it.

    xzzy on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Except for the fact that the ball is an easily avoidable projectile, as opposed to an actual instant kill (such as a sniper snap headshotting you) that is truly unpreventable.

    P10 on
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  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Narian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    I only remember seeing a lot of angry text chat, and something about Hella Jeff acusing someone of being a 4channer. Truly the lowest of insults.

    If you want to see something beautiful, do a taunt after you kill Hella Jeff. He loves being taunted.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    I only remember seeing a lot of angry text chat, and something about Hella Jeff acusing someone of being a 4channer. Truly the lowest of insults.

    If you want to see something beautiful, do a taunt after you kill Hella Jeff. He loves being taunted.
    He enjoys being spawn camped, too.

    xzzy on
  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    xzzy wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    I only remember seeing a lot of angry text chat, and something about Hella Jeff acusing someone of being a 4channer. Truly the lowest of insults.

    If you want to see something beautiful, do a taunt after you kill Hella Jeff. He loves being taunted.
    He enjoys being spawn camped, too.

    Noted

    Narian on
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  • LookFreeGrenadeLookFreeGrenade Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    I only remember seeing a lot of angry text chat, and something about Hella Jeff acusing someone of being a 4channer. Truly the lowest of insults.

    If you want to see something beautiful, do a taunt after you kill Hella Jeff. He loves being taunted.

    its truly wonderful

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Except for the fact that the ball is an easily avoidable projectile, as opposed to an actual instant kill (such as a sniper snap headshotting you) that is truly unpreventable.
    Yes because the fan is completely not a hitscan nor does it do just as much as the sniper rifle headshot only with a quarter of the aiming.

    And by a quarter I mean playing tyranids is harder than killing people with the FaN.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't know what Tyranids is, but I would probably suck something fierce at it.

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  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't know what Tyranids is, but I would probably suck something fierce at it.

    I think it's a sexually transmitted disease you get off Tyrannus.

    So yes, fierce sucking would probably come into that.

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  • Lux782Lux782 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    I only remember seeing a lot of angry text chat, and something about Hella Jeff acusing someone of being a 4channer. Truly the lowest of insults.

    If you want to see something beautiful, do a taunt after you kill Hella Jeff. He loves being taunted.

    its truly wonderful

    Hella Jeff might just be on a level above Goose. I know its sounds impossible, but I think since he doesn't have a mic we just don't notice it.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Italax wrote: »
    I don't know what Tyranids is, but I would probably suck something fierce at it.

    I think it's a sexually transmitted disease you get off Tyrannus.

    So yes, fierce sucking would probably come into that.

    Well played, Italics.

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  • ShukaoShukao Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lux782 wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Who's Jeff and why is he such an idiot?

    jeff or hella jeff?

    Hella Jeff

    I only remember seeing a lot of angry text chat, and something about Hella Jeff acusing someone of being a 4channer. Truly the lowest of insults.

    If you want to see something beautiful, do a taunt after you kill Hella Jeff. He loves being taunted.

    its truly wonderful

    Hella Jeff might just be on a level above Goose. I know its sounds impossible, but I think since he doesn't have a mic we just don't notice it.

    Maybe that's a gift.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Except for the fact that the ball is an easily avoidable projectile, as opposed to an actual instant kill (such as a sniper snap headshotting you) that is truly unpreventable.
    Yes because the fan is completely not a hitscan nor does it do just as much as the sniper rifle headshot only with a quarter of the aiming.

    And by a quarter I mean playing tyranids is harder than killing people with the FaN.
    Hrm yes because being instakilled half way across the map is exactly the same as being two shotted by someone right next to you.

    I have been told.

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  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Italax wrote: »
    I don't know what Tyranids is, but I would probably suck something fierce at it.

    I think it's a sexually transmitted disease you get off Tyrannus.

    So yes, fierce sucking would probably come into that.

    Damn, gonna have to get innoculated, wheres my Tyrannasaurus Vet?

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Except for the fact that the ball is an easily avoidable projectile, as opposed to an actual instant kill (such as a sniper snap headshotting you) that is truly unpreventable.
    Yes because the fan is completely not a hitscan nor does it do just as much as the sniper rifle headshot only with a quarter of the aiming.

    And by a quarter I mean playing tyranids is harder than killing people with the FaN.
    Hrm yes because being instakilled half way across the map is exactly the same as being two shotted by someone right next to you.

    I have been told.
    At least you're in full control of your character up until the instant you get sniped.

    Once the sandman stuns you, there isn't jack shit you can do to change your fate. Probably won't happen every single time they crack a ball at you, but all it takes is one death from a stun to realize how cheap it is.

    xzzy on
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    But sometimes a scout stuns you, runs up, and misses with both barrels.

    And that is when Satan smiles upon your house. <3

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Except for the fact that the ball is an easily avoidable projectile, as opposed to an actual instant kill (such as a sniper snap headshotting you) that is truly unpreventable.
    Yes because the fan is completely not a hitscan nor does it do just as much as the sniper rifle headshot only with a quarter of the aiming.

    And by a quarter I mean playing tyranids is harder than killing people with the FaN.
    Hrm yes because being instakilled half way across the map is exactly the same as being two shotted by someone right next to you.

    I have been told.
    One way I flail widly and hope they don't get to a heath pack and I'm bounced around. The other way I can not walk in a straight like and light them up with the flare gun.

    So, yeah, okay. Snipers are a little less cheap than scouts.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The stun doesn't even guarantee you die. It's better then being hit by a crocket or being headshot in terms of 'cheapness'

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  • SladvanSladvan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The stun doesn't even guarantee you die. It's better then being hit by a crocket or being headshot in terms of 'cheapness'

    Than.

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