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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Did you ever want to know Magneto's favorite color? What about Juggernaut's zodiac sign?

    These are the things Oaklore is offering you, Psolms.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Of course they won't.

    Wolverine is on an undirected rampage. The network is totally faulty. No one is confirmed. If I name dropped any ol person at this point, Cyclops would burn a hole in their face.

    Maybe something needs to go differently.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Did you ever want to know Magneto's favorite color? What about Juggernaut's zodiac sign?

    These are the things Oaklore is offering you, Psolms.

    Faynor! You....

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oaklore wrote: »
    Of course they won't.

    Wolverine is on an undirected rampage. The network is totally faulty. No one is confirmed. If I name dropped any ol person at this point, Cyclops would burn a hole in their face.

    Maybe something needs to go differently.

    Hey, undirected rampages get the job done eventually.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Listen, either name names and save yourself for another day or two, or die gracefully. Watching you scramble is fun but awkward.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm just throwing shit out there. Whatever you do, DON'T listen to me.

    I'm toast. Good luck all.

    I'll be around near vote closing to relay any messages.

    /wave

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oaklore wrote: »

    Fuck.

    Are you new to phalla? Who outs their allies (and the host)?!

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think I'm the first ever to do both.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oaklore wrote: »
    I'm just throwing shit out there. Whatever you do, DON'T listen to me.

    I'm toast. Good luck all.

    I'll be around near vote closing to relay any messages.

    /wave

    wait just a minute mister.

    rule 1 of phalla is to not listen to an outed baddie. so by telling us to not listen to you, we have to listen to you. you've forced our hand!

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Don't listen to this man.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oaklore wrote: »
    Don't listen to this man.

    D:

    your crazy double/triple negative situation has me confused...

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's my evil magics. You are NOT confused.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    All these paradoxes are hurting my robot brain.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Man I love that Chipmunk.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sorry I'm later to the party today. Trying to squeeze in a few minutes here and there to get on the forums while trying to clean and make salsa and crap for my fiancee's b-day party. Also drinking, so my emails may be a tad sloppier later tonight.

    I really, really hate to join late on a bandwagon, but I can't help but think Oaklore is trying to bargain his way out of a raw deal. Though I would like to know whether Juggernaut prefers paper or plastic.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've been hesitant to jump on board the Oaklore killing bandwagon. However, my hand has been forced.

    From the wiki:
    Black Tom was born in Dublin. He is the cousin of Sean Cassidy, the Banshee, a member of the X-Men.

    I hate Banshee. So I'm gonna cast my vote to kill his cousin, Black Tom Oaklore unless Oak can out Banshee. In which case I might change my vote and kill Banshee. Its kind of like an interrogation. You tell me who Banshee is and I will let you live. Otherwise, I'm sorry. But you're gonna have to die in his place.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I just got the mental image of Lucascraft playing good cop / bad cop ... with a Gir puppet, and using Gir's voice as one cop or another.

    Black Tom is both terrified and confused.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dont be sorry. I'm evil and trying everything I can to halt my death. Wolvie and Cyclops are gonna take over as villager killers from here on out. Just Kidding.

    Really tho. I wouldnt fear for the life of the villagers. I certainly wouldn't ask for any confirmation that the network is who they say they are.

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oaklore is the new baa.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's easy to put words into someones mouth.

    I've accepted my death. Theres no way that I can live to the next day. Confused though? Totally.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I just got the mental image of Lucascraft playing good cop / bad cop ... with a Gir puppet, and using Gir's voice as one cop or another.

    Black Tom is both terrified and confused.

    I'm going to sing the Doom Song now.

    DOOM DOOM DOOMIE DOOM DOOM
    DOOM

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    psolms wrote: »
    oaklore wrote: »
    Don't listen to this man.

    D:

    your crazy double/triple negative situation has me confused...

    I was amused, haha.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    75%

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vote Closed.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Day 5

    "Juggernaut? Juggernaut, where are you? Oh, damn i- Huh? What do you idiots want?", Black Tom muttered as a group of angry citizens approached him, wielding various weapons.

    "We know who you are! We want you out of here! We're done with you!"

    "I don't have time for this." He raised his staff and shot a blast, knocking a couple of them a few yards away, expecting them to scatter.
    Instead, they charged forward and took him by surprise, and knocked away his staff. Black Tom Cassidy didn't last much longer after that.

    ---

    Cyclops was exhausted. His terrible luck had wound him with the deaths of the civilians he was supposed to be protecting because he couldn't get this city under control. He had been awake for too long. He had to rest, collect his thoughts. Maybe it would help.

    He found a deserted ally, and hid behind a dumpster and slowly drifted off. It's a testament to his sleep deprevation that he didn't hear the soft footsteps of a common thief approaching. When Burnage tried to steal those fancy shades he saw, he got a facefull of ZOOOOOOW for his trouble, and cracked his head on the nearby wall.

    "OH GOD DAMN IT!", Cyclops said.

    ---

    She was gone. No matter which way Wolverine looked at it, she was gone. He had failed to save her again. He had run the gambit from furious to dejected countless times now. At the moment, he was mostly furious.

    "How many times do I have to TAKE this, Red?", he screamed as and kicked a piece of twisted metal with all his might.

    The rubble richocheted off of the telephone pole, and then straight off of a dumpster, and then off a trash can, only to fly straight through an unwitting Warban's neck.

    Wolverine barely noticed.

    ---

    The trail had led it here. Predator X had feasted on an innocent on the way, but now he would be getting a real meal.

    Beast had been found at the bottom of a sloping street, with little energy to run any where else. He had lost a lot of blood in his flight.

    Giving off a steely glare, Beast could only say, "I truly never thought it would be like this, but I will-"

    Predator X wasn't much for last words. All it cared for was the feast. It lunged straight for the throat, and silenced Beast forever.

    The Dead:

    Oaklore - Black Tom Cassidy
    Burange
    Warban

    Kime - Beast

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can we get a list of folks that are still alive?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    First page's roster is updated when people die.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    "OH GOD DAMN IT!", Cyclops said.

    This made me chuckle, poor Cyke D:

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OoooOOoooOOOoooooo

    Well it's been fun. Thanks all.

    OooOOooOOoooooOOOooo etc etc.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can we get a list of folks that are still alive?
    1. [strike]Orange Soda[/strike]
    2. Robos A Go Go
    3. Lucascraft
    4. Psolms
    5. [strike]Dunadan019 Lady Mastermind[/strike]
    6. Delmain
    7. [strike]B:L Madrox Dupe[/strike]
    8. [strike]Nocturne[/strike]
    9. [strike]Ringo[/strike]
    10. [strike]Balefuego Jean Grey[/strike]
    11. iamtheaznman
    12. [strike]SpectralSpork Mystique[/strike]
    13. [strike]143999[/strike]
    14. Servo
    15. Virral
    16. Coutts
    17. Fencingsax
    18. Arivia
    19. [strike]Samurai6966[/strike]
    20. [strike]TheLawinator[/strike]
    21. MetroidZero
    22. Trust
    23. [strike]JasonTodd[/strike]
    24. [strike]Caveman Paws[/strike] Lilithium
    25. Zandracon
    26. jimbo034
    27. dunedainjedi
    28. garroad_ran
    29. DasUberEdward
    30. Kagnaros
    31. [strike]The Geebs That Is A Jerk Lady Deathstrike[/strike]
    32. [strike]BostonGangler[/strike] [strike]Warban[/strike]
    33. [strike]Wildcat[/strike]
    34. [strike]Oaklore Black Tom Cassidy[/strike]
    35. Houn
    36. [strike]JuliusCaezure[/strike]
    37. [strike]Ultarune[/strike]
    38. [strike]Burnage[/strike]
    39. [strike]Shamus[/strike]
    40. [strike]Lonelyahava[/strike]
    41. jkylefulton
    42. Captain Eleven
    43. Delduwath
    44. desc
    45. shalmelo
    46. jdarksun
    47. [strike]Mr. Defecation[/strike]
    48. OptimusZed
    49. Wiggan
    50. [strike]Kime Beast[/strike]

    For convienance's sake, because I am a generous god! [tiny]And also Magneto. Oaklore wasn't lying.[/tiny]

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think anyone who's anyone has gotten a PM. If you didn't get a PM you are a nobody and are no longer allowed into the VIP section of all the hot clubs, SORRY LOSER.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    ...And also Magneto. Oaklore wasn't lying.

    it was in orange, therefore its a clarification, therefore it has to be trusted.

    faynor!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You can't trust tiny orange text!
    it was in orange, therefore its a clarification, therefore it has to be trusted.

    YOU ARE BOUND BY YOUR OWN LAWS, FOOLISH MORTAL.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey Faynor, I wanted to ask: after the game is over, could you post a list of all the specials and their powers? I'm so curious!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yes, I can do that. I have plenty to mention post-game.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Generally speaking, how long does an average phalla run?

    Alternatively: How long is the average phalla. LAWLS PENIS JOKE.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blasted insomnia.

    Anyway, Servo scanned Coutts and the results were "blocked". I'm guessing he's Magneto, whose helmet blocks telepathy, or Predator X, who hasn't got a human brain.

    Regardless, that's the best lead we have to go on for the public vote.

    Vote Coutts.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh yeah, Juggernaut's helmet blocks telepathy too.

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