The Graphic Violence Phalla - Day 9 - X-Men and City of San Fransisco Victorious!

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You seem to be a Blob-sympathizer, Lucascraft.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am an X-Men Arcade sympathizer.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Whew, thank you Zandracon for diverting the network's wrath from me.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor, are you still killing players who have missed two consecutive votes and haven't posted?[/COLOR]

    Meh. I kind of gave up on it. If they want to be worthless inactive players, they can. Inactivity has already affected this game so much already that I didn't really want to throw killkillkill into the mix.

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  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lucascraft, I hope you're not evil, because you posted x-men arcade clips and therefore I can never vote against you.

    I will vote zandracon with the herd.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I feel bad that I've done nothing in this game but follow the shepherd. But what's a bridge to do? zandracon, cuz the boss-man says so...

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Zandracon

    baaaaah

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    zandracon

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zandracon. Maybe we haven't heard from the Blob because he's a role-blocker, I'd guess. Stops people in their tracks, kinda thing?

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    96%

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zandracon

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you people say it like following the herd (which is 3/3 if im not mistaken) is a bad thing.

    zandracon

    at this rate this should be wrapped up tonight.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tonight or tomorrow, barring a shocking turn of events.

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Oh shit. I am still alive. I forgot about this game....

    We're voting Zandracon I guess?

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zand

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  • jimbo034jimbo034 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    zandracon

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    We're growing into a post-scarcity economy?

    I hadn't noticed the build a dyson sphere around the sun component of the stimulus package.
  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    zandracon

    blob is fat

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm sure no one saw this coming: zandracon

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    97%

    !Zandracon

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fuck I voted in a wrong thread. Everyone was confused. They mocked me and threw things.

    Zandracon

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've had all my orders for quite a while, and wrote the narration in advance! Anyone care if we just do this thing now?

    Figured I should make up for forgetting yesterday.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The vote can't possibly change, so I see no reason not to.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Day 7

    God, I'm starving. This sucks. I am so over this. Blob thought dejectedly. Magneto is really phoning it in. Why haven't we killed everyone yet? He said we were going to kill everyone! And then we would have dinner! WHY HAVEN'T WE HAD DINNER!? Screw this, I'll go find something to eat.

    Blob slowly lumbered away from where he and Magneto were hiding in search of food. He thought he saw a convenience store in the distance, but upon closer inspection it was a tire shop.

    GOD DAMN IT! Maybe I'll just eat a tire... that should hold me off...

    That's when he heard the shouts. The citizens were calling his number now. They wanted him gone.

    "We hate you, Blob!"

    "Didn't you hear what we did to the Juggernaut? You're not even as cool as him!"

    "Get out of here, Blob!"

    "You're fat, Blob!"

    "Nice one, Captain Obvious."

    "Hey. Shut up."

    Blob was exhausted, hungry, and scared. He was also surrounded.

    Maybe if I-

    And then he had a heart attack and died because he's fat. Stay healthy, kids!

    ---

    Who's the man? I'm the man. No civilian kills here, no-sir-e! Cyclops was elated. He had finally gotten a decent target. He would save the city yet!

    Then, suddenly, he saw a man in a cape. And an odd helmet.

    Magneto? MAGNETO?! I really am awesome! I've found their ringleader!

    "MAGNETO, GET OFF MY LAWN!" Crap, that didn't make sense. I think I've used that line before. "I MEAN MY ROAD!" It's not my road. He's going to know. They haven't named a road after me. How embarrassing!

    Cyclops took off his visor and gave it everything he had. It took Cyclops the better part of an hour to figure out where Magneto's pieces had ended up.

    Or so he thought. Upon closer inspection, it was man dressed as Magneto, and not the villain himself. Jimbo034 hadn't taken his meds recently, and had decided to play a fetching game of World Domination.

    Cyclops sighed.

    ---

    An annoyed Wolverine thought he smelled a lie on a man when he asked him if he knew anything about the death of Jean Grey.

    It didn't help that the guy was being quite lippy, and had a whole mess of guns on him. He was also covered in blood. If Logan's senses didn't betray him, pigs blood. And he had a bunch of candy in his van.

    Deciding that he may not know anything, but not sure what he was up to, Wolverine spilled Trust's organs onto the pavement to be safe.

    ---

    Elsewhere, the real Magneto was furious. It would seem he had been foiled again. AGAIN! How was this happening again? Magneto thought angrily. He was running out of options.

    "HEY, YOU. YEAH, YOU, BUDDY. YOU WEIRDO. I'VE GOT A DEATH RAY, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. SO, UH, YOU JUST GIVE ME ALL YOU'VE GOT. I LIKE YOUR CAPE. GIVE ME YOUR CAPE."

    Instead of acknowledging the man, Magneto waved his hand. Houn soon found himself to be the human equivalent of a pin cushion from the surrounding metal. Magneto left the body as a warning.

    Predator X arrived moments later. It smelled mutants. It knew one had just been here. It decided to snack on Houn's remains and then continue the hunt.

    The Dead:

    Zandracon - Blob
    Jimbo034
    Trust
    Houn

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, I'm actually feeling really, really sorry for cyclops right about now.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    He's quite the tragic character.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It would only be more tragic if he secretly loved Magneto.

    Because love [STRIKE]is blind[/STRIKE] is like shooting eye lasers/blasts/boomsticks at everything in sight.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Now we'll never know what the death ray does...

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey Faynor, I was just looking over the list of players in the OP, and noticed that "iamtheaznman" is listed as still being alive, but dude was iced last night.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    NOBODY IS PERFECT.

    I'll go fix the oversight.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    its amusing to me that both magneto and predator x attacked houn last night.

    well done houn. you died as a hero in my books.

    i assume from the vanilla bath that the network has no solid leads? if this is true, just give us one of your suspects. cant be too many left now...

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Now we'll never know what the death ray does...

    It does DEATH! < /Eddie Izzard>

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OoOOoOOOOoOOoOOO

    Hah. Silly Cyclops.

    OoOOoOOOOoOOoOOO

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cyclops kind of sucks at laser eyes. Maybe someone should teach him how to play.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oooOOOoooOOOooo

    Drats! It was at 99%, too.

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    OOOoooOOOoooOOO

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  • jimbo034jimbo034 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OOOooooOOOOooo

    Someone kill Cyclops please.

    OOoooOOOooOOoo

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    We're growing into a post-scarcity economy?

    I hadn't noticed the build a dyson sphere around the sun component of the stimulus package.
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    psolms wrote: »
    its amusing to me that both magneto and predator x attacked houn last night.

    well done houn. you died as a hero in my books.

    i assume from the vanilla bath that the network has no solid leads? if this is true, just give us one of your suspects. cant be too many left now...

    I'm still waiting to see if we Seered anyone evil last night, but tentatively my vote is for garroad_ran.

    I'lll PM you my list of suspects.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Okay, garroad is Magneto. Looks like we're on the verge of winning.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeahhhhh, so, the evil team hasn't exactly been firing on all cylinders this game, but I'm going to put this out there anyway. If there's any other evils left out there, you should go ahead and contact me.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh, and Robos, why not.

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