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A BAG OF BREAKING NEWS/SERIAL KILLERS I GUESS
Metzger Meister
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Fox News wrote:A Brazilian schoolgirl was held Monday night for knifing 30 men to death.
The 17-year-old stunned cops by owning up to a serial killing spree that started when she was 15.
She told detectives she wanted to confess before she turned 18 and could be tried as an adult.
The girl – who can't be named because she is still a minor – said she began targeting men in her home city of Sao Paulo, Brazil "for money, revenge and to bring justice."
She even smiled as she reeled off her list of victims - which is feared to make her the world's most prolific teenage serial killer. She calmly bragged to police: "I don't have enough courage to hold a gun — but I can hold a knife.
"I am confessing because I promised I would do so before becoming 18 — to avoid upsetting my family."
The teen told how she always used the same knife — butchering one man for throwing a glass of brandy in her face in a bar fight.
But police are still unclear about what drove her to keep on killing.
Sources said one theory is she was hired by gangland bosses as an assassin because she was so innocent-looking. The teenager's sensational confession came after she was arrested over a Sao Paulo street fight.
It shocked a country still reeling from the arrest of a TV crime show host for allegedly arranging killings to boost ratings.
How long until this girl has a movie based on her?
Yes it's a fox news story that doesn't make it any less true.
So this is a thread for both breaking news and I guess whatever. I dunno.
edit: link to the story provided
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unheard of
dangerously hott
Damn
what a strange young woman
Yeah, I'm sure they are just so proud.
Because I'm watching season four, episode one of Dexter right now.
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that's weird, shank being a total tool box.
shocking!
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Go Go does kind of come to mind.
And damn, that last part about the TV crime show host is really bizarre.
does anyone have some sweater vest I can borrow to tide me over until next doucheuary
wait is this new
is this a new season coming out right now?
are you watching this on tv where it has never been shown before?
otherwise it sounds like you and I are strangely similar
we even both observe the rare month of "doucheuary"
is the view nice from up there on your pedestal?
The TV crime show host stuff is supposedly true
I tend to agree this girl is probably nuts, I find it highly unlikely you can just leave a trail of 30 people with the same murder weapon and not even arouse suspicion
Someone linked me to it on some streaming player.
Check your PMs.
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well, this is Brazil. not exactly known for being a sparkling example for the rest of the world to follow.
'ey danny, got another knife victim in the morgue.
Huh. Lot of that going around lately.
Yep.
it certainly is
ahahahahahhaa this picture is wonderful
then we can do fake headlines and post whatever articles we feel like, starting with ones about neil patrick harris falling off a cliff while filming in new zealand
take it as a compliment
a sarcastic complement