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SPECIAL OPS MISSION: Survivorman + Jagged Alliance

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you're the retarded form of a person

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Don't hate me because I use standard English, Rane

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    horrible and mutilated you stalk the dingy streets

    only children satiate you now

    hark

    the toll of the death knell

    and fly! away creature!

    fly!

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    TheDialJan1920-Cummingspoem.jpg

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what an awful powm

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    horrible and mutilated you stalk the dingy streets

    only children satiate you now

    hark

    the toll of the death knell

    and fly! away creature!

    fly!

    Stop writing poetry about yourself

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wat anne ah fuwl poem

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    horrible and mutilated you stalk the dingy streets

    only children satiate you now

    hark

    the toll of the death knell

    and fly! away creature!

    fly!

    Stop writing poetry about yourself

    that is something a person with autism would say all right

    well done

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Speaking of autism there's a guy I see night and day, right outside the mall, just doing tricks with his basketball.

    Carnival was a few weeks ago and everyone was dancing and jamming in the streets and I look over at the entrance to a dark alleyway, and he's there.

    Playing with his basketball.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    horrible and mutilated you stalk the dingy streets

    only children satiate you now

    hark

    the toll of the death knell

    and fly! away creature!

    fly!

    Stop writing poetry about yourself

    that is something a person with autism would say all right

    well done

    Not only does this not make sense it's kinda mean

    Dick

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    horrible and mutilated you stalk the dingy streets

    only children satiate you now

    hark

    the toll of the death knell

    and fly! away creature!

    fly!

    Stop writing poetry about yourself

    that is something a person with autism would say all right

    well done

    Not only does this not make sense it's kinda mean

    Dick

    oh no i responded to wiggin being a dick by being a dick

    i demand I be locked away forever

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    "making a poor joke" != "being a dick"

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    just throw away that key!

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I miss AFROTC. I don't miss the standing at attention for an hour and then marching for another hour though. Not that it was hard or anything, just boring. I miss PT though, I got into shape quick.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    One time

    I think we were headed to something to do with our jobs

    Anyway we were marching and I was so exhausted that I was literally falling asleep midstep and waking up as my foot hit the ground

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You make basic training sound like you were in fucking USAFSOS or something, wiggin. Jesus.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I wasn't trying to!

    I was just really fucking tired that day for whatever reason

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Airborne school was the worst part of my army experience.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I would've had to do para training at Pensacola if I had stayed in

    Would've been like "here's how to steer and not break every bone on landing" though, it was only a three day course or four days or something

    I think it was Darth who told the story about pissing himself on his first jump and the sgt told him not to worry about, he had shit himself on his first jump

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I almost passed out on my first jump. Not on the plane, but actually during the jump itself. I started blacking out and then thought I couldn't breathe.

    The last half of my time in the army I really began to hate everything and everyone in the army, and even outside of it. Fuck, I was so anti-social.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was going to comment on some stuff but meh

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Manny so gay

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I heard our field training was pretty harsh. My roommate failed out of it after being in AFROTC for a while, which really sucked. It was kind of awkward for him whenever he saw anyone from our wing after that.

    I had to drop out earlier than that for psychological/grade reasons so it wasn't quite as abrupt as his.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Is this show like that reality show that was on USA back in like '03 that was a bunch of ex-spec ops guys doing missions for a grand prize and it was hosted by the old Navy SEAL dude from the first survivor show? Thats show was pretty cool except one episode would have a new mission but there were four teams so the next episode would be about the same mission so the other two tems could do it. It got boring.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You ever been sitting on piece of cold slate rock, at several thousand feet in elevation, constantly exhausted due to the poor oxygen levels in the atmosphere at your altitude, trying to eat the nearly frozen beef [mechanically processed pressed cow leftovers] steak MRE when suddenly some asshole shoots at you and bullets spark off of some the rocks a few feet to your left and you decide fuck it, this meal can't get any worse and take a huge bite

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Yes

    boy howdy is it not fun

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    A guy I know in the airforce here had to do the tear gas thing, said it was fucking awful etc

    then he went and did it again for some reason. Weird guy.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BMQ (Basic military qual) and SQ (soldier qual) are neatly divided up here in the Canada. BMQ basically all that happens is drill instruction, rifle qualification, the MOPP stuff and getting yelled at all the time, so the really painful bits. SQ is all the fun stuff and the instructors actually treat you like a person, it is like a cool refreshing shower.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was making malt-o-meal this morning and accidentally used 1/2 a cup of mix instead of 1/3rd cup and yuck yuck yuck

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh goody, in order to get into OTS I have to hopefully get a medical waiver for being crazy. Awesome.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    If for some reason I decided to try again and re-enlist (which I may) I'd have to get one

    I had to get one the first time

    I just didn't

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah I figure lying my way in would be a very, very bad idea because if I don't get it fixed, something will come up where I break down or whatever and I don't want people's lives to be risked because of that.

    Besides, I believe I made the mistake of mentioning depression as my reason for leaving in the first place. So that kind of screwed me over too. Getting my shit together and hoping for a waiver is my only.. hope.

    I've been researching and it looks like a history of depression disqualifies you from a lot of things. Which is unfortunate. FBI, CIA, probably most state department jobs I want.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah, apparently having one eye disqualifies you for a military job.

    Fuckin' pricks.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah, apparently having one eye disqualifies you for a military job.

    Fuckin' pricks.

    If this is a shot at me, you can't recover from only having one eye with time and therapy.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Yeah I figure lying my way in would be a very, very bad idea because if I don't get it fixed, something will come up where I break down or whatever and I don't want people's lives to be risked because of that.

    Besides, I believe I made the mistake of mentioning depression as my reason for leaving in the first place. So that kind of screwed me over too. Getting my shit together and hoping for a waiver is my only.. hope.

    I've been researching and it looks like a history of depression disqualifies you from a lot of things. Which is unfortunate. FBI, CIA, probably most state department jobs I want.

    well that and if they find out you lied say goodbye

    Trust me on that one

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Yeah, apparently having one eye disqualifies you for a military job.

    Fuckin' pricks.

    If this is a shot at me, you can't recover from only having one eye with time and therapy.

    No I was more talking about how I resent that I can't join up.

    And for the record, yes, time will aid in recovery.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    DL is a one-eyed snake

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Yeah, apparently having one eye disqualifies you for a military job.

    Fuckin' pricks.

    If this is a shot at me, you can't recover from only having one eye with time and therapy.

    No I was more talking about how I resent that I can't join up.

    And for the record, yes, time will aid in recovery.

    Shouldn't it qualify you for a kickass eyepatch and an automatic officer's position

    I thought that shit was standard procedure

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    DL is really Nick Fury

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Yeah, apparently having one eye disqualifies you for a military job.

    Fuckin' pricks.

    If this is a shot at me, you can't recover from only having one eye with time and therapy.

    No I was more talking about how I resent that I can't join up.

    And for the record, yes, time will aid in recovery.

    Oh shit. Sorry for the snarky response then.

    Also yeah wiggin. I am not even thinking of lyinh

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