McGibs, hire me to write your shit. Here, check it:
Scene 1: Toboggin BoneGrind walks into the bar, there are four average sized patrons, two orcs, a wench with one tit, and Santa Claus. Tobo isn't fooled by that shit and whips out his power axe and renders that fat fucking elf's flesh asunder. Motherfucker wasn't even elf, it was a DAEMON-WHORL in disguise. Shit gets real as Toblerone has got to figure out which magic wizard ward to pop his rocks off on to make sure this finicky faeried firey fuck doesn't get his bite on or this shit is going to end harder than a Rock Wizard's gnarled rod.
Scene 2: That monster shit is lying fucking dead on the floor, along with everyone else. Toboggy has acquired 1) 10 experience points 2) an erection
The majority of online help files are only the introductions of videos, and all cut off before you get to watch the entire thing. Is this all a sneaky way of getting you to subscribe to some other site for help after you blew several hundred dollars on the Creative Suite?
I really need something that introduces me to the basic of using InDesign, I didn't expect Adobe's own help to be this horrible though.
Rolo: I had the same problem with my student version of CS3. (no help files) So I'm guessing they just don't include it or some such.
Anyways, I'd check out Lynda.com They've got some good tutorials you can get quite a bit out of even without paying as I recall... but I could be wrong about that.
I just realized I'm going back to school tomorrow and so my "oh fuck Im so busy" times shall begin. I'll see you chums next break.
I also just realized that I'm about to have internet that's too slow to [strike]stream porn[/strike] I mean watch hulu. Which is kinda shitty.
Prosp is right about lynda, but I use my schools account to use it. I donno how much you get for free but maybe check to see if your school has something worked out.
I think Im into different wholesome tv shows on hulu rolo, sorry. But thanks for the offer. and Thanks prosps, at least I know some one else is [strike]getting off[/strike] getting TV shows on demand.
I finally got around to finding out what the hell hulu is. At first I was all like 'sweet!'; then came the crushing blow of finding out it was only available in America.
EDIT: With hulu, do you have to download the episode every time you watch it, or is it possible to preload it?
I finally got around to finding out what the hell hulu is. At first I was all like 'sweet!'; then came the crushing blow of finding out it was only available in America.
EDIT: With hulu, do you have to download the episode every time you watch it, or is it possible to preload it?
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fucking hell that is awesome. I love the part with the tweezers.
Dammit, every single time I see something like this I think "and...and I went into art!?"
I want to be a mathematician robutt doctor scientist scholar chemist helicopter rocket physics engineer.
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That's quite a few degrees you'd need under your belt...assuming you still need a degree to be a robutt these days.
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Yeah, artist is a pretty useless career path.
So you'd be a doctor of mathmatical robotic scholastic science rocketry and physics engineering?
Sounds simple enough, though I don't think being a helicopter is possible.
Stop crushing my dreams.
Some forumers here think that helicopters don't actually exist.
Lallalala I can't hear you.
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If you were the person I was criticizing I'd bring up your people's irrational fear of fans.
I've now learned a total of two things today.
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Taiwanese not Korean.
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whatever they're all the same
Oh that'd be cool! I can show you what to eat. Fatten you up.
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What the fuck are you talking about, nerdbreath?
Fucking science waifs.
Are Adobe's online help/tutorials not supposed to work?
I've got my student version of CS4 and I've noticed that:
There are no help files. Help is only available online.
The majority of online help files are only the introductions of videos, and all cut off before you get to watch the entire thing. Is this all a sneaky way of getting you to subscribe to some other site for help after you blew several hundred dollars on the Creative Suite?
I really need something that introduces me to the basic of using InDesign, I didn't expect Adobe's own help to be this horrible though.
Anyways, I'd check out Lynda.com They've got some good tutorials you can get quite a bit out of even without paying as I recall... but I could be wrong about that.
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I also just realized that I'm about to have internet that's too slow to [strike]stream porn[/strike] I mean watch hulu. Which is kinda shitty.
Prosp is right about lynda, but I use my schools account to use it. I donno how much you get for free but maybe check to see if your school has something worked out.
My Portfolio Site
I can PM you individual frames of my self-made erotic movies.
Here are some screengrabs:
Just imagine this turned into a five-part movie quintology, Iruka.
Fantasize about it.
All you non-canadians, go watch it now!
The latest episodes from Japan, an hour after they aired.
I wouldn't be surprised if the new, uncut Funimation dub episodes were on there, but all I know is that the latest ones are on for sure.
EDIT: With hulu, do you have to download the episode every time you watch it, or is it possible to preload it?
Because America is better.
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Welcome to the future. Here is your Roomba.
(More specifically, it works like a corporate YouTube)