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[Mini] Warphalla 40,000: Ork Victory!- Power of the WAAAAGH!

SigmundSigmund Registered User
edited September 2009 in Critical Failures
WARPHALLA 40,000
Under the skys of Alderban

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For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. This is the tale of those times. It is a universe you can live in today – if you dare – for this is a dark and terrible era where you will find little comfort or hope. If you want to take part in the adventure then prepare yourself now. Forget the power of technology, science and common humanity. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for there is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods.
But the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed…

A hundred thousand worlds, ten hundred thousand wars. There is no respite, there is nowhere to hide. Across the galaxy there is only war.


This is a miniPhalla to test mechanics for a Main I hope to run sometime in the future. It will be my first phalla and as such I ask you all to be as brutal as possible when playing it. If you see something wrong please tell me!

This will be 30 player game. (1 Spot is reserved.)
1.TheLawinator- Thaylon Sol, Rogue psyker
2.Burnage- Member of the Cadian 701st.
3.Osvik- Member of the Cadian 701st.
4.Nocturne- Member of the Cadian 701st.
5.lonelyahava- Celthic Zozss of the Scholastic Psykana
6.Obbi- One of 'da Boyz
7.Gumpy- Ork Kommando
8.Arasaki- Space marine of the Imperium
9.Verr- Member of the Cadian 701st.
10.Oaklore- Member of the Cadian 701st.
11.Wildcat-Member of the Cadian 701st.
12.Mr. Defecation- One of 'da Boyz
13.B][COLOR="Lime"Simonwolf-Member of the Cadian 701st.[/COLOR][/B]
14.Arivia- Member of the Cadian 701st.
15.[B]JaysonFour- Member of the Cadian 701st.[/B]
16.Dunadan019- Member of the Cadian 701st.
17.Skycaptain Replaced by Samurai6966- Member of the Cadian 701st.
18.[B]Ebfan- One of 'da Boyz[/B]
19.Julius Caezure- Member of the Cadian 701st.
20.Typhus 733- member of the Cadian 701st.
21.Fatal 3rror- The Deamon prince Abaddon, herald of Khorne
22.Captain Eleven- 'ard boyz
23.DundainJedi- Warlord Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka
24.El Skid- Member of the Cadian 701st.
25.[B]Kime- Avatar of the Immortal Emperor[/B]
26.Maximus- Member of the Cadian 701st
27.Bremen- Mordrig Everlight- Master Terminator of the Ultramarines
28.Seriously- Zeeshan the herald of Abaddon
29.Fiaryn- Member of the Cadian 701st.
30.Valar Morgulis- Member of the Cadian 701st.


Reserves:
1.Erich Zahn
2.crimsoncoyote
3.Lemminghead
4.SpectralSpork

The standard rules apply:

Vote closes at 12:00 Midnight EST.
If you are dead, you may not speak to any other player, LIVING OR DEAD, about the game.
No anonymous contact. All PMs or messages outside of the forums must be done with full disclosure of your forum identity.
You may not use screenshots to “prove” anything to anyone.
You are free to create Proboards, make sure you give me access so I can troll them.
No direct sharing of role PMs.
Absolutely NO EPIC REVEALS. You may reveal in PM's and may say "Hey Don't kill me I'm....." but no revealing more than your name and whether you do or do not have a power.
Each day you must vote for a suspected Xeno in RED.
Ask for clarifications in orange.

The game takes place on the planet Alderban, very close to the Eye of Terror, within the Segmentum Obscurus sector of Imperial space. The Eye itself is a massive tear in the fabric of reality, where the twisting energy's of the warp flow into realspace. As such, each day a new random effect will take place. Each one augmenting game play in one way or another. The effect will be public knowledge and be updated on the post following this one. Whatever the effect may be, it will most likely involve a keyword which is just underneath your role pm's name. The five types of keywords are: Grunt, Guard, Traveler, Warp and Leader. Everyone has one. (Yes even the
Villagers!)

Day 0-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11336440#post11336440

Day 1-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11350833#post11350833

Day 2- http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11364766#post11364766

Day 3- http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11377126#post11377126

Day 4-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11390271#post11390271

Day 5-http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=11407016#post11407016


The Eye beckons:
A thick purple haze descends, cloaking those that would do harm. All players with the (Traveler tag are Vote Immune today.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up

    I love you.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh Lord yes !sign up

    Burnage on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Oh Lord yes !sign up

    You know what's going to happen, right? We're going to kill each other. It's gonna be great.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Oh Lord yes !sign up

    You know what's going to happen, right? We're going to kill each other. It's gonna be great.

    I lead you to victory as a transhuman messiah, and this is how you repay me? God, Law, you're so ungrateful sometimes.

    Burnage on
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign up

    Osvik on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Should I do a thing?

    !I think I'll do a thing.

    Nocturne on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Signup....

    with a chance i might need to change that to reserves...

    When's the vote close.

    And why is that not in the OP?

    Stupid.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You say no epic reveals, but you can reveal your role name and whether or not you have powers? So the only part of the epic reveal that is verboten is the specifics on your power and your win condition?

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  • SigmundSigmund Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Vote closes at Midnight est. I have added it to the main post, thank you for letting me know.

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  • SigmundSigmund Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Nocturne: Yes, you may reveal your name, and if you have a power or not, however not the specifics of your role nor the specifics of your power. (EX. - I am Duke Martellis, I have do have a power. ) Anything more than this in the main thread is forbidden, However if you choose you may PM people.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Alright, just wanted to be clear there.

    Nocturne on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So I could PM every player in the game a full epic reveal, but can't post in the main thread anything more than a name and whether I have a power? Is that accurate?

    Burnage on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Thank you on the vote close time.

    That is like... absolute key for playing.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    !Signup

    I feel the warp over takin' me. It's a good pain!

    Obbi on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Eeeeeeeeeh

    Feelin' fairly Fencing Sax in here

    !Sign up

    Gumpy on
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up

    Purge the heretic.

    Arasaki on
  • SigmundSigmund Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Burnage: technically yes you could. However this is obviously outside of the 'spirit' of the rule, it is more for a I don't want people epic revealing for no particular reason day one only to be ganked later that day type of thing.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Just letting you all know, if anyone day 1s me in this, I will seriously actually uber hate grudge you for all time. You would actually go on my list of perma-grudges, of which there are very very few. If you have a grudge against me, please to be taking it out on me in a different phalla.

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Law is a xeno?

    Arasaki on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I will destroy all of you, for I am a Commissar.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You don't have to worry about that from me, Law.

    I'm waiting fot Toxic's ass to sign up.

    He's been gone for too long.

    There is tons of animosity and grudges built up for him.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You realize that this is horrible timing for you not wanting to get grudged Law.

    Nocturne on
  • VerrVerr Registered User
    edited August 2009
    !signup for da WAAAGH!!!

    Verr on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    You realize that this is horrible timing for you not wanting to get grudged Law.

    A game themed around a grim dark future? I think he'll do alright! Gotta think positive.

    Obbi on
  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    signup or reserve.

    oaklore on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Signup, please.

    Wildcat on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign for the chance to day 1 law

    M.D. on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Signing up!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign for the chance to day 1 law
    Yesss.

    Wildcat on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Signup

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also signing up for the chance to weasel out of a day 1 from wildcat

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wildcat is probably evil.

    I think he should be vigged.

    Arasaki on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'll show you vig, you big lummox

    Edit:
    Also signing up for the chance to weasel out of a day 1 from wildcat
    Argh, the only annoying thing about Dresden Phalla.

    Wildcat on
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Signup

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    signup

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Reserved up as I'm going to sit back on this one. I really need to get mine ready.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Enlisting.

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up if there is room

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited August 2009
    I want to play this so much, but between my going away to get SHITFACED CONSTANTLY for a looong weekend and the fact that my PM box is still inaccessible to me... I gotta pass. I shall keep up with it as best I can, though. I love the theeeeeeme.

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