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Pre Fight Debate Thread: Brackets 17 & 18

Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
edited December 2006 in Graphic Violence
since we're narrowing down the amount of fights, there will be only one debate thread.

Bracket 17

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Brainiac

Powers: Vast intellect, Superhuman physical capabilities and energy manipulation powers derived from cybernetic body

Vs.

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Mandarin

Powers: Fu Manchu moustache, expert in martial arts, 10 alien rings

* Left Pinkie — "Ice Blast," with which he could encase foes in bands of ice or create walls of ice to block pursuers.
* Left Ring Finger — "Mental-Intensifier," which amplifies the Mandarin's own mental energies and allows him to control the minds of others.
* Left Middle Finger — "Electro Blast," unleashing powerful lightning-like bolts.
* Left Index Finger — "Flame Blast," a flamethrower-like gout of flame.
* Left Thumb — "White Light," a laser-like beam.
* Right Thumb — "Matter Rearranger," which can rearrange the atoms and molecules of a substance. The Mandarin usually uses this ring to change the shape of objects, such as causing a giant stone hand to erupt out of the earth and grapple a foe. He has, however, used it to transmute the molecular composition of objects, such as changing the air around a target into a poisonous gas.
* Right Index Finger — "Impact Beam," a blast of concussive or gravitational force.
* Right Middle Finger — "Vortex Beam," allows Mandarin to control air and wind, allowing him to fly.
* Right Ring Finger — "Disintegration Beam." Unlike the others, this Ring requires a twenty minute recharge time between firings.
* Right Pinkie — "Black Light," which can create areas of absolute blackness.


Environment: Oa

Bracket 18

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Loki

Powers: Vast magical powers, typical superhuman attributes of Asgardian race such as extended longevity and superhuman strength, great intellect, shape-shifter


VS

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Lex Luthor

Powers: Genius intellect, Access to advanced technology

Equipment: Apokaliptican Battlesuit

Environment: Bizarro World.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sorry, Lex.

    Loki's got you here.

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  • SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Did you miss the part where Lex has his battlesuit? And the fact that he's in LEXcorp?

    As much as I like Loki, don't just write off Lex so easily.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    doom is skewing the locations too far in one contestant's favor to compensate for presumed handicaps

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  • The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    How strong is Luthor's battlesuit? Does he gain strength and durability equal to that of superman (I'm assuming it does)?

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Yes, pretty much. Or at least very close to it.

    In any case, Luthor's battlesuit makes him far stronger than Loki, because Loki does not posess a significant amount of superhuman strength. He's strong, sure, but he's certainly not even close to being the strongest superhuman in Marvel. He can lift forty tons or something, last I checked, whereas Luthor can wound Superman.

    And I agree with Whippy on this.

    Still, as things are now, I think that Lex is going to win, hard.

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Very well, the environment has been changed.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Lexiac for the win.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    In desperation, he used a variant combination of the "super-steroid" Venom (a steroid mainly used by Batman villain Bane), liquid synthetic green kryptonite, and an Apokaliptian battlesuit to battle Superman directly. Unfortunately, the madness that is a side effect of Venom took hold, and he revealed his true colors during the battle. Superman and Batman were able to gain evidence by Luthor, via a mad confession during the battle on recorded to video, that Lex had traded arms with Darkseid on Apokolips, giving them the creature Doomsday in return for his aid during the "Our Worlds At War" crisis.
    So it wasn't just the suit, but also Venom and Kryptonite that allowed him to fight Superman one on one.

    Can either Braniac or Mandarin steal a power ring?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Vast magical powers vs Lex in a wicked cool power suit? "Vast magical powers" is so open ended any hack writer worth (or not worth) his salt can write a way for Loki to beat Lex baby. Being one of the "hair challenged" I find myself wanting Lex to win, though Loki just seems a little beyond him here.

    It amuses me to see the Mandarin defeat Brainiac, because they are both so silly, but Mandarin is more so.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm at a lost in the Mandirin/Brainiac fight, mainly because A: I don't know what or where "Oa" is, and B: I don't know if any of Mandirin's rings (besides the oneshot disintigration ring) can actually hurt him. likewise, mandirin can fly, but Brainiac cannot. I'm going to tentatively give Mandirin the edge here, but I'll have to some research here.

    As for Loki/Lex, here's something to chew on: Loki is from Marvel, and bizzario is from DC. Unless Loki's status as a god has granted him the ability to some degree of omniscience, he's not going to be familiar with the "rules" of bizzaro world. and as soon as he trys to run from lex and manipulate the natives... well... I imagine it going down like this:

    Loki- (to random bizzaro supes) Hello! (Translation in Bizzaro: Goodbye!)

    Random Bizzaro- Guh?

    Loki- See that guy in the funny suit over there? HE is your enemy, and I am your friend! (Translation in Bizzaro: I'm your enemy, and the guy in the funny battlesuit is your friend!)

    (Hilarity ensues)

    By contrast, Luther has created Bizzaro clones in the past, and would be familiar with their negative-speak. This fact, plus the prescence of his battlesuit, would be enough to give him a win.

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  • GoodCitizenGoodCitizen Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm thinking Mandarin could let loose one good blast before Brainiac rips him in half. I doubt one blast is gonna do the trick. Mandarin is screwed.

    Lex is in serious trouble here. Loki will be able to remove the Battlesuit from play, somehow. Maybe he'll magically screw with the power source, or maybe he'll just wait until lex needs to go to the bathroom.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Guys, you're not thinking like this is a poorly written cash-cow DC/Marvel crossover.

    Mandarin pulls a victory from a near defeat at the hands of Braniac by using his rings to draw power from Oa's Central Battery!
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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I lol'ed.

    But seriously, why would Brainiac do just that first? He's smarter than Mandirin, and would probably think to do such a thing first.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm thinking Mandarin could let loose one good blast before Brainiac rips him in half. I doubt one blast is gonna do the trick. Mandarin is screwed.

    Lex is in serious trouble here. Loki will be able to remove the Battlesuit from play, somehow. Maybe he'll magically screw with the power source, or maybe he'll just wait until lex needs to go to the bathroom.

    The powersuit was created by gods in a universe where gods aren't just superheroes, but actually god-like, using technology that might as well be called magical.

    I very, very much doubt that a suit so advanced it would stump most of Marvel's (and the non-godly DC) cosmic characters trying to figure it out would be subject to Loki's magical tampering. Especially since the suit is obviously also designed to fight New Gods with, some who have powers that could be called magical.

    And Lex, who knows all about Bizarro logic, would be at a distinct advantage over Loki, who still needs to figure out the rules.

    And also note that Bizarro World is populated almost entirely by imperfect Superman duplicates, and duplicates of Superman's friends and enemies. That is a whole lot of Superman duplicates. Pre-Crisis Superman duplicates, since Bizarro World only existed back then.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Mmm, Mandarin. I have loved him ever since the 90s Iron Man cartoon.

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  • DraXXXenDraXXXen Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Gonna vote the opposite of what most people will do.
    Have a feeling Mandarin would take it, to the surprise of Braniac...but any further battles between the two would always go to Braniac.

    As for Lex vs Loki....I was all for giving it to Lex but one variable makes me think this is Loki's fight...BizarroWorld. If anyone can exploit the rules of that world for mischief it will be him. If it comes down to a quick brawl then I'll give it to lex, but otherwise its Loki.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I think Mandarin actually has a pretty good shot being on Oa seeing as the Green Latern Corps pretty much has a constant warrant on him, not to mention that he can FINALLY use his disintegration ring.

    As for Loki vs. Lex... I think I'd give it to Lex, though it won't be a small feat.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    DraXXXen wrote:
    Gonna vote the opposite of what most people will do.
    Have a feeling Mandarin would take it, to the surprise of Braniac...but any further battles between the two would always go to Braniac.

    As for Lex vs Loki....I was all for giving it to Lex but one variable makes me think this is Loki's fight...BizarroWorld. If anyone can exploit the rules of that world for mischief it will be him. If it comes down to a quick brawl then I'll give it to lex, but otherwise its Loki.

    Lex is far more familiar with Bizarro World than Loki due to Lex's knowledge of what the hell a Bizarro even is, and what logical pattern they follow. Lex is easily smart enough to use his wits to counter any trouble Loki stirs up using Bizarro World's inhabitants.

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  • MajidahMajidah Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    so Lex is just in the battle suit and not hopped up on kryptonite goof balls right? If Lex still has control of his mental faculties and isn't just a breserk freak, I think that it will become a battle of wits. I'm not sure who takes it in a good old brain-off, Luthor's smart, but Loki's tricky and if the Mystique/mysterio battle taught us anything, it's that people respect tricky over strength.

    On the Braniac/Mandarin front, I've no earthly idea. I think the wuujy cybernetic body and the wuujy rings are a wash, and their both really smart. Can you explain more about Oa? Other than that it has a big@$$ battery?

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oa is where the green lanterns are based.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Is Bizzaro World a place where all the laws are fundamentally reveresed or where people just try to act opposite of their counterparts on Earth? If Bizzaro needs to think about how to act to be the opposite of what Superman is, then there's no way that Loki, who spent centuries perfecting the persona of 'God of Mischief' wouldn't be able to trick the inhabitants in his favor.

    I mean Lex may be super smart, but Loki's been at it for a long, long time. It can't be that hard to fire up a spell to stop this battlesuit.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Mandarin and Loki.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Malkor wrote:
    Is Bizzaro World a place where all the laws are fundamentally reveresed or where people just try to act opposite of their counterparts on Earth? If Bizzaro needs to think about how to act to be the opposite of what Superman is, then there's no way that Loki, who spent centuries perfecting the persona of 'God of Mischief' wouldn't be able to trick the inhabitants in his favor.

    I mean Lex may be super smart, but Loki's been at it for a long, long time. It can't be that hard to fire up a spell to stop this battlesuit.

    Bizarros use backwards logic. They do not need to think about it, they just do it. Bad is good, black is white, up is down, friend is enemy, hate is love, stupid is smart, stuff like that.

    And Lex, who knows about Bizarros and how they think, could easily do the same thing to Loki.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I think Loki would be able to mess with the people of Bizzaro World a bit better than Lex. It would only take him a second to understand how things work there, add to that his ability to shapeshift and well the fact that he is the god of trickery. Im betting he could tilt things in his favor.

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Malkor wrote:
    Is Bizzaro World a place where all the laws are fundamentally reveresed or where people just try to act opposite of their counterparts on Earth? If Bizzaro needs to think about how to act to be the opposite of what Superman is, then there's no way that Loki, who spent centuries perfecting the persona of 'God of Mischief' wouldn't be able to trick the inhabitants in his favor.

    I mean Lex may be super smart, but Loki's been at it for a long, long time. It can't be that hard to fire up a spell to stop this battlesuit.

    Bizarros use backwards logic. They do not need to think about it, they just do it. Bad is good, black is white, up is down, friend is enemy, hate is love, stupid is smart, stuff like that.

    And Lex, who knows about Bizarros and how they think, could easily do the same thing to Loki.
    I don't know where you got the idea that Loki is not smart. He'll be able to figure out this whole "Backwards-logic" thing in about a minute, at which point he'll into a Bizarro and tell them Lex is their "friend". Even if Lex tries to tell them he's their "enemy", why would they believe him and not a fellow Bizarro?

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Malkor wrote:
    Is Bizzaro World a place where all the laws are fundamentally reveresed or where people just try to act opposite of their counterparts on Earth? If Bizzaro needs to think about how to act to be the opposite of what Superman is, then there's no way that Loki, who spent centuries perfecting the persona of 'God of Mischief' wouldn't be able to trick the inhabitants in his favor.

    I mean Lex may be super smart, but Loki's been at it for a long, long time. It can't be that hard to fire up a spell to stop this battlesuit.

    Bizarros use backwards logic. They do not need to think about it, they just do it. Bad is good, black is white, up is down, friend is enemy, hate is love, stupid is smart, stuff like that.

    And Lex, who knows about Bizarros and how they think, could easily do the same thing to Loki.
    I don't know where you got the idea that Loki is not smart. He'll be able to figure out this whole "Backwards-logic" thing in about a minute, at which point he'll into a Bizarro and tell them Lex is their "friend". Even if Lex tries to tell them he's their "enemy", why would they believe him and no

    a fellow Bizarro?

    I quite agree. Loki has been dimension-hopping many a time, he specializes in impersonating people and things (all gods love to do this) so he is a very quick study of people.

    I cannot imagine him being lost or confused in an alien culture for more than 5 minutes.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    On Regular World, Lex is Superman's worst enemy, and always loses.

    It's Bizarro World. :wink:

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    On Regular World, Loki hasn't torn Luthor's head off.

    It's Bizarro World.

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  • GoodCitizenGoodCitizen Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loki is the god of Trickery, I SINCERELY doubt he'd have trouble figuring out backwards logic. Lex may already know the trick to it, but I think Loki could figure out simple third-gradereque backwards logic before it becomes a major factor.

    I think that as soon as the fight starts, Loki will dissapear out of sight and blend in. He'll probably then just cause illusions that make regular bizarro residents appear to be loki, then get a sneaky death-blow in on Lex.

    Really, though, he wouldn't even need to do that. Loki could just wait until Lex gets a rash from being in that bulky suit for a week or 2, then kill him when he takes it off to apply ointment or some shit.

    C'mon, you really think Loki would get knocked out immediately by some random bizarro resident because he walked up to the first one he saw and said "Kill lex! I'm your best friend!"?? Thats not even CLOSE to Loki's style! He's WAY more subtle than that. He's the god of trickery, not the god blunt suggestions, dammit.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Do all Bizarros have Superman-class powers?

    Because if not, Lex can still fight them off and probably Loki too.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Furu wrote:
    Do all Bizarros have Superman-class powers?

    Because if not, Lex can still fight them off and probably Loki too.
    He needed Venom and Kryptonite in addition to the suit to really lay into Superman.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    On Regular World, Loki hasn't torn Luthor's head off.

    It's Bizarro World.

    That's retarded. Loki isn't anywhere near strong enough to do anything to Lex wearing his Apokoliptian battlesuit. If it came to a straight fight, it would be Lex doing the ripping of Loki's head off.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    How does the battle suit work? Does it extend an aura of invulnerability over the exposed head? Does it augment natural abilities or will it be just as strong for everyone? What's it made of? How is it operated? Was it designed for infantry or for protecting someone very important?

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  • NinjaSquirrelNinjaSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    How does the battle suit work? Does it extend an aura of invulnerability over the exposed head? Does it augment natural abilities or will it be just as strong for everyone? What's it made of? How is it operated? Was it designed for infantry or for protecting someone very important?
    It was designed by the scientists on Apokolips for use to fight the New Gods. It is worn by what are essentially average humans and makes it possible for them to fight gods. The suit is very very very powerful on its own.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well, I assume it extends an aura of invulnerability over the person wearing it, because it would be pretty useless as an Apokoliptian engine of mass destruction of the guy in it could be taken out with an arrow to the eye, for instance.


    It is made of Apokoliptian technology, and it is incredibly durable, able to withstand an angry Superman's blows. Also, though Lex did need Venom (so it augments natural abilities) and liquid kryptonite to pump himself up to Superman-levels of strength, without it he is stil far, far, far stronger than, say, Loki, who does not posess a very significant level of superhuman strength compared to most superhumans.

    And seriously, it was made by gods using near-magic-level technology. I have no idea.

    It was given to Lex in an arms deal, for his use, so I guess it's custom, as these suits tend to be.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Spectre-x wrote:
    On Regular World, Loki hasn't torn Luthor's head off.

    It's Bizarro World.

    That's retarded. Loki isn't anywhere near strong enough to do anything to Lex wearing his Apokoliptian battlesuit. If it came to a straight fight, it would be Lex doing the ripping of Loki's head off.

    You obviously did not comprehend what I was doing there.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    In the regular world, Loki has not torn Lex's head off.

    On Bizarro World, Loki will tear his head off. Is that what you're saying?

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ugh, nevermind.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Or are you implying that he has already done so on Bizarro World?

    Because, seriously, if not that what do you mean?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jesus christ dude, he was just making a crappy joke about my crappy joke.

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