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Office Space Invaders

CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
Beware traveler for tales of Woe be ahead.

So life in a cube farm totally sucks, so to fill the days quota of irrational anger lets swap office revenge stories.

Da Rules:

1.) Please don't repost pics you googled because someone forwarded them to you once. Let's be original. Pics are welcome, troll break.com for something to look cool is not

2.) Senior high pranks don't count

3.) Bonus points if your story ends with "Then we found out she was pregnant".

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I did this one day when I was bored.

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  • CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm sufficently bored and if I see something good I might do a live recreation and post the results here in the few seconds I have before HR walks me out.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sh you had the perfect opportunity to make a giant penis and you failed

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I drew this while waiting for a video to export.

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    Yep.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    sh you had the perfect opportunity to make a giant penis and you failed

    it's at work so that would have been frowned upon.



    (maybe for April Fool's next year)

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that is fancy

    my conundrum today is

    should i shit or jerk off

    both will be accomplished, but in which order?

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what kind of strange keyboard is that? It's so brightly colored and exciting.

    t:dl poop first.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    that is fancy

    my conundrum today is

    should i shit or jerk off

    both will be accomplished, but in which order?

    Shit first, then jerk it.

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's an editors keyboard. Good for using Final Cut Pro and the like.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    that is fancy

    my conundrum today is

    should i shit or jerk off

    both will be accomplished, but in which order?

    Shit first, then jerk it.

    No, jerk it, then hold the shit in for as long as you can

    feels more awesome when you finally let go

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    jerk it while pooping

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  • CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    that is fancy

    my conundrum today is

    should i shit or jerk off

    both will be accomplished, but in which order?

    This is work damn it! Learn to multi-task!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    both at the same time

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    But if that starts to knock on the door when you're almost done.

    Man.

    That aint no fun.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my butt decided for me

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  • CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    my butt decided for me

    Man... that makes me wanna jerk it now

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it is rather nice

    now

    i think i'm good to drive to the post office and send off some certified mail

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You're not mailing poop are you.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    nooooooooooooooooooooooo

    i am mailing goods that i would like a receipt for because it is imperative that i do not end up with a warrant for my arrest by 9/3

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gotta do something with it!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    certified mail is actually code for pooping on people's desks

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what can brown do for you

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    what can brown do for you

    Stick to my shoe, apparently.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    barf

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    whiteboredom

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    at my job when there's nothing to do I watch yu-gi-oh

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    gotta go to the store

    buy

    trashcans (2)
    showerhead (1)
    plumber's tape (1)
    dish scrubber (1)
    new spatula (1)
    jet dry(1)
    food(lots)

    but i think i'll just run by the gas station and get a gallon of cold water and head to the post office

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    gotta go to the store

    buy

    trashcans (2)
    showerhead (1)
    plumber's tape (1)
    dish scrubber (1)
    new spatula (1)
    jet dry(1)
    food(lots)

    but i think i'll just run by the gas station and get a gallon of cold water and head to the post office

    are you making a rock-it launcher

    because I'm pretty sure you need a vacuum cleaner

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i have a vacuum cleaner!

    but i need a toilet scrubber

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    gotta go to the store

    buy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2IA4pPc1JE

    but i think i'll just run by the gas station and get a gallon of cold water and head to the post office

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    also ive been drawin these two avatars at work so they can interact in an office and talk about how awesome their jobs are
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    sometimes work is fun



    damn iphone made those hella blurry

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that woman's hair is

    well I don't know, but I have a feeling it isn't hair

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    that woman's hair is

    well I don't know, but I have a feeling it isn't hair

    Dead Legend has struck again!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    she's not finished yet, the hair is a work in progress

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    more like a work in poop-gress

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Are they for training stuff, rob? They remind me of some of our mandatory training things.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    When I'm bored at work I usually put objects in the furnace to see what happens (usually fire, melting, and burning).

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The guy is most definitely a robot

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Are they for training stuff, rob? They remind me of some of our mandatory training things.

    these ones arent, but most of the stuff I do is for training

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  • CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why the hell is she doing the chicken dance with half her body? Did she have a stroke?

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