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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well only sick degenerate fucks would drink pepsi anyway
    that's why you trick them into drinking whatever poisonous substance.

    Mysst on
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OSHA is far more fun when you work some lazy ass job in a cube farm.

    All the sudden there's news of like 57 deaths each year from incorrect ergonomics. An actual quote "Carpal tunnel is serious, like almost cancer serious".

    I saw the printer in that office. Fucker could tear off somebody's arm!

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OSHA is far more fun when you work some lazy ass job in a cube farm.

    All the sudden there's news of like 57 deaths each year from incorrect ergonomics. An actual quote "Carpal tunnel is serious, like almost cancer serious".

    If the stairs are the biggest hazard you encounter on a daily basis, you might work in a cube farm.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    OSHA is far more fun when you work some lazy ass job in a cube farm.

    All the sudden there's news of like 57 deaths each year from incorrect ergonomics. An actual quote "Carpal tunnel is serious, like almost cancer serious".

    If the stairs are the biggest hazard you encounter on a daily basis, you might work in a cube farm.

    alright, mr.foxworthy.

    the jig is up.

    the moustache gave it away.

    Dead Legend on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    OSHA is far more fun when you work some lazy ass job in a cube farm.

    All the sudden there's news of like 57 deaths each year from incorrect ergonomics. An actual quote "Carpal tunnel is serious, like almost cancer serious".

    If the stairs are the biggest hazard you encounter on a daily basis, you might work in a cube farm.

    alright, mr.foxworthy.

    the jig is up.

    the moustache gave it away.

    harr harr harr

    do I have to give up the El Camino too?

    Usagi on
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    OSHA is far more fun when you work some lazy ass job in a cube farm.

    All the sudden there's news of like 57 deaths each year from incorrect ergonomics. An actual quote "Carpal tunnel is serious, like almost cancer serious".

    If the stairs are the biggest hazard you encounter on a daily basis, you might work in a cube farm.

    alright, mr.foxworthy.

    the jig is up.

    the moustache gave it away.

    harr harr harr

    do I have to give up the El Camino too?
    nah

    Dead Legend on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    OSHA training is alternately boring as hell and terribly hilarious

    Pepsi bottle full of misc brownish cleaning liquid? oh yeah, right in the fridge with the rest of the tasty beverages

    Try MSHA training. Mining safety is like 100x more laborious and boring then standard plant safety. When I went through my MSHA stuff I truly contemplated suicide to get out of it.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    OSHA training is alternately boring as hell and terribly hilarious

    Pepsi bottle full of misc brownish cleaning liquid? oh yeah, right in the fridge with the rest of the tasty beverages

    Try MSHA training. Mining safety is like 100x more laborious and boring then standard plant safety. When I went through my MSHA stuff I truly contemplated suicide to get out of it.

    I can only imagine, even just going through respirator types made me want to drown myself in my tea

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    OSHA training is alternately boring as hell and terribly hilarious

    Pepsi bottle full of misc brownish cleaning liquid? oh yeah, right in the fridge with the rest of the tasty beverages

    Try MSHA training. Mining safety is like 100x more laborious and boring then standard plant safety. When I went through my MSHA stuff I truly contemplated suicide to get out of it.

    I can only imagine, even just going through respirator types made me want to drown myself in my tea

    When I did my full face respirator training one of the monkeys in my group forgot to remove the plastic seals on his new respirator cartridges and put them in his face mask. This did not allow the passage of air through them, and when he donned his new face masked he nearly passed out before realizing something was amiss. He was a stupid man, and probably will end up a statistic in a memo I'll receive sometime in my career.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    OSHA training is alternately boring as hell and terribly hilarious

    Pepsi bottle full of misc brownish cleaning liquid? oh yeah, right in the fridge with the rest of the tasty beverages

    Try MSHA training. Mining safety is like 100x more laborious and boring then standard plant safety. When I went through my MSHA stuff I truly contemplated suicide to get out of it.

    I can only imagine, even just going through respirator types made me want to drown myself in my tea

    When I did my full face respirator training one of the monkeys in my group forgot to remove the plastic seals on his new respirator cartridges and put them in his face mask. This did not allow the passage of air through them, and when he donned his new face masked he nearly passed out before realizing something was amiss. He was a stupid man, and probably will end up a statistic in a memo I'll receive sometime in my career.

    ahaha, this is one of those situations where you're watching him do that and think "I will have training about this some day"

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    CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Get a camera for when fire safety day come around.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well only sick degenerate fucks would drink pepsi anyway
    is so gross

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    there is a gigantic stack of boxes next to my cubicle now

    i dont know where they came from but they are all empty



    guess this is goodbye

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    CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That sounds like an invitation for a "Dick in a Box" contest

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    that sounds like a pretty dumb contest bro

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you're a dumb contest robot hero.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    nobody wins when you play robot hero

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    unless you are a robot, in which case you automatically win.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    unless you are a robot, in which case you automatically win.

    only if you are a hero though


    otherwise you lose

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well duh

    i figured that was a given.

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    CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    how do cyborgs fare? are they bad enough dudes to save the president?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    half man, half machine, all bullshit

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    seriously get that sci fi crap out of here

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    there is a gigantic stack of boxes next to my cubicle now

    i dont know where they came from but they are all empty



    guess this is goodbye

    If I get fired, I won't need a box. My personal effects include one (1) Coffee Mug. That is all.

    That reminds me though, I should swipe some paper boxes because I intend to move out of my apartment in a couple months.

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    CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    See I strategically leave my belongings all over the place so on the day I get fired I get to walk around getting all my stuff and bitch the whole time. Cathartic I know but necessary.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    well only sick degenerate fucks would drink pepsi anyway
    is so gross

    i actually enjoy pepsi.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Regular Coke is approximately infinity times better than regular Pepsi.

    Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke, however.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    most soda is gross

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Regular Coke is approximately infinity times better than regular Pepsi.

    Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke, however.

    where does RC fit in

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Regular Coke is approximately infinity times better than regular Pepsi.

    Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke, however.

    where does RC fit in

    delicious

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What about Mr. Pibb?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    RC goes with Evan Williams

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    What about Mr. Pibb?

    It is an abomination. Since coke bought it out and changed the formula to that of pibb xtra (and killed off pibb xtra) it has been utter shite

    Dr. Pepper is so much better. Motherfucker's got a PhD in delicious.

    (Dr Wells is The Dr Nick equivalent in the soft drink world)

    Grath on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    There's a shelf full of fags outside my office
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    mail order replicas of neville

    I'm their most popular item.

    neville on
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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Grath wrote: »
    What about Mr. Pibb?

    It is an abomination. Since coke bought it out and changed the formula to that of pibb xtra (and killed off pibb xtra) it has been utter shite

    Dr. Pepper is so much better. Motherfucker's got a PhD in delicious.

    (Dr Wells is The Dr Nick equivalent in the soft drink world)

    Mr. Pibb is pretty good. I have been drinking it for years and noticed absolutely no difference in the shift from pibb to pibb xtra. Dr. Pepper is alright but I don't like it as much as I used to. Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper on the other hand is amazing.

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