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[Mini-phalla] The Asylum; The spirits of the Asylum win!

BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Critical Failures
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"Did you ever hear about that old mental hospital, up by Greenwood Park?"

"The one that's been shut down, like, for ever?"

"Yeah. That one. It's been closed for a century, the way that I hear it. But do any of you know why they shut it down?"

"I'm certain you're going to tell us, you dick."

"Because one hundred years ago, almost exactly to this day, every single living thing in that hospital was killed. Every. Single. Thing. And nobody ever figured out how, or why; whether it was one of the patients, or several of them; one of the staff spending too much time around the insane, or something else entirely."

"Bullshit."

"Yeah, that's fucking stupid."

"No, I'm being serious. My grandfather was part of the clean-up team. He'd never look me in the eye when talking about it, but he told me... things. That it wasn't just the blood and the flesh and the smell of death that terrified him. That there was something else there."

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Something. Something dark, ancient. Furious. I never asked too many questions, he always got shaky when the conversation went on too long."

"So why bring it up now? Just being a dick like normal, huh, dick?"

"Because my grandfather just died, and in his will he left my a very large sum of money. But I can only get it on one condition."

"Which is?"

"I have to go to that mental hospital, and make sure whatever that something was... is gone."

"So all you have to do is go check out a spoooooky old hospital, and you get the big bucks? Fuck, I'd take that."

"Yeah? Would you? Fine, then. Open offer, to all of you. Come with me, and we can share the cash."

"Ha! Easy money, you dick."

"Think that if you want. You never heard my grandfather's stories."


What's this?

This is a phalla for 25 people, also known as a mini-phalla.

Phalla? What's that?

The forum's version of the party game, Mafia. See here for more details. General rules apply, including no anonymous contact between players, no direct quoting of role PMs, etc. If you set up an off-site proboard, please PM me the link to it.

You're a terrible host, Burnage. What's the inevitable fucked-up mechanic?

The red vote? So last season.

That's right; this game does not feature a red vote. Instead, it features two esoterically coloured votes; a grey and an olive vote. Both kill the winner, but players can only choose to vote in one colour a night. Only your last vote counts, so no retractions are necessary and you can switch between the two different colours as often as you would like.
So if you make the following votes -
!vote Thorgot
!vote Thorgot
!vote Kime

You'll be voting for Kime's death in grey.

As a pre-emptive clarification, mafia votes will count as slightly less than a villager's vote, so ties will always favour the village. Since this is obviously an experimental mechanic, I apologise in advance if it is unbalanced.

As ever with my games, each of you will be a precious and unique snowflake. But are any of you snowflakes special, in the standard sense? Well... don't count on it.

Unlike normal games, talking to dead players is perfectly acceptable, and possibly even encouraged. Dead players should keep to the standard "one ghost post" in the main thread, but should feel free to converse with living players about the game in other mediums - be they PMs, proboards, IRC, or ouija board.

Because posting in the main thread is going to be critical for either team's victory, inactivity rules are going to be a bit stricter than normal. You must make three posts a day, including a post with a vote, in order to not be counted as inactive. There will be no inactivity death warnings.

Days will end at 0000 BST. Certain days (i.e., when I decide to go out and get drunk) will most likely have a later vote close, which I will give you advance warning of. Also, if it's necessary I could make the default vote close an hour or so later than 0000 BST.

Clarifications:

Ask them in Orange.
I'm assuming this is not a factions game.

This is not a factions game.
Are you allowed to change the target of an ability after you've sent in a target?

Absolutely. Don't go insane or anything, though, I don't want 99 PMs of indecision.
Clarification: Will I be informed if my secondary win condition is met?

Whether or not you have fulfilled your secondary win condition will only be revealed upon your death, or at the end of the game.
psolms wrote: »
will the leaders of both color votes be killed each night, or only the leader between the two?

The leader of both votes will be killed each night.

Ahava has exactly the same role as Samurai did.

The dead listed in lime are good. The dead listed in red are not.

The death "reveals" are trust-worthy.

Player List:

Sign up by telling me one of your darkest secrets in a colour of your choosing. If you have already signed up for Sigmund's game, please think twice about signing up for this game as well. If you think you can play in both games, feel free to join this one!

1: Mr. Defecation - killed day five
2: kuhlmeye - killed day three
3: Gonmun - killed day four
4: Arivia - killed day four
5: [strike]Jason Todd[/strike] SpectralSpork - killed day three
6: Eipnoom - killed day three
7: ProfMoriarty - killed day one
8: shalmelo
9: Rawkking Goodguy - killed day two
10: MacGuffin - killed day five
11: jdarksun - killed day three
12: Dac Vin - killed day four
13: psolms - killed day one
14: Toxic Toys - killed day four
15: Dunadan019 - killed day two
16: Ebfan
17: Arasaki - killed day five
18: Julius Caezure - killed day two
19: [strike]samurai6966[/strike] lonelyahava - killed day four
20: Jaenther - killed day five
21: Houn
22: The_Reflection - killed day one
23: Zellpher
24: TheLawinator - killed day two
25: Faynor - killed day one

Reserves
dunedainjedi
Wildcat
Exarch
Erich Zahn
[tiny]B:L[/tiny]
Daius
Crimsoncoyote
Captain Eleven
kime
Zandracon
Lemminghead
Tommy2Hands

The documenting of events.
Day Zero; The doors have shut
Day One event; A shattered mind
Day One event; A changed soul
Day Two; Snitches get stitches
Day Three; Together forever
Day Four; Business as usual
Day Five; Requiem for a llama
The End

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign me

    M.D. on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sign up

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up I'll give it a go.

    Gonmun on
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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Reserve up

    Captain Eleven on
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    !sign up because I have a secret crush on gary oldman

    Arivia on
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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    weird mechanics

    Jason Todd on
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  • EipnoomEipnoom Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Signup woo!

    Eipnoom on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I had to bow out last time, but this time I'm really ready to !sign up

    Silas Brown on
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I <3 voting in olive

    shalmelo on
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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Arivia wrote: »
    !sign up because I have a secret crush on gary oldman

    Who doesn't?

    kuhlmeye on
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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up for the crazy

    I'm assuming this is not a factions game.

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign up

    MacGuffin on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm assuming this is not a factions game.

    This is not a factions game.

    Burnage on
  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    (Burnage make sure I end up at the bottom of the reserve list since I'm in the other mini).

    Captain Eleven on
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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign me up!

    Also sign-

    Shush, you.


    Fun breaker.

    Dac Vin on
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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    yay no red votes

    psolms on
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh, didn't see the dark secret bit in my haste to sign up for the cool phalla.

    I secretly admire Kime's approach to phallas.

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's been a while, so I sign up!

    What the hell is BST anyway?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my darkest secret is that I want to have Egos babies, actually don't think that is much of a secret

    M.D. on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    What the hell is BST anyway?

    British Summer Time. It's like GMT's unloved sibling.

    Burnage on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Reserve up, please.

    I still have a bit of a crush on Louise Redknapp.

    Wildcat on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Reserve me, for I rejoice every time an inactive is killed or replaced.

    Exarch on
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign up

    Dunadan019 on
  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The mechanics of this game sound cool. !sign up

    Ebfan on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I secretly admire Kime's approach to phallas.
    Shame. Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Oh, didn't see the dark secret bit in my haste to sign up for the cool phalla.

    I secretly admire Kime's approach to phallas.

    wait what

    day 1

    day 1

    in fucking ochre

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my dark secret?

    spoilered, because its that bad.
    i always want to trust kime.

    and it breaks my heart.

    psolms on
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh, didn't see the dark secret bit in my haste to sign up for the cool phalla.

    I secretly admire Kime's approach to phallas.

    Hmmm.

    Enjoy? Sure.
    Appreciate? Well, I suppose...
    Admire?? Uh, no.

    shalmelo on
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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    I secretly admire Kime's approach to phallas.

    Oh god, don't mind if I make sure your skull is concave? Because GOD, WHY?
    I like this guy already.

    Well you like anything that torment me, so yeah.

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    psolms wrote: »
    my dark secret?

    spoilered, because its that bad.
    i always want to trust kime.

    and it breaks my heart.

    Ow. Even I know better than this.

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !signup

    Arasaki on
  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited August 2009
    !sign up

    Julius Caezure on
    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited August 2009
    When did my house become a phalla?

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    When did my house become a phalla?
    Since when it is YOUR house,cockblight? Come on, answer if you can!

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Oh shit, the inmates really are running the asylum...

    Julius Caezure on
    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    When did my house become a phalla?
    Since when it is YOUR house,cockblight? Come on, answer if you can!

    SINCE THEY GAVE ME THE STRAIGHT JACKET AND A PADDED ROOM!!!!! and colored pencils. I FUCKING RULE THIS PLACE! I AM (EPIC REVEAL)
    THIS GUY!
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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    excellent. Manhunt.

    Arivia on
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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Arivia wrote: »
    excellent. Manhunt.

    I love that game. There is a part in it that got me killed because I was laughing to hard:
    One of the rednecks say: "My sister is going to look so hot when I skin me a halfbreed!"

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • JaentherJaenther Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Signup!

    Jaenther on
    bone daddy wrote:
    It's important to remember that our userbase is self-selected for people who find things like punching babies and flipping off boxes of kittens hilarious.
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    sorry Rawwkking, looks like you get to live.

    Arivia on
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