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Second Life, what is this bullshit?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kevin Maguire is probably my favourite artist.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
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    BURN.

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Jesus christ...this show. This ridiculous show. It's called NEXT. One person is on a date with a bunch of girls, one at a time, and can pass on to the next girl when he pleases by saying "NEXT!". The date was this girl had to mix up green paint with yellow and blue for this artist guy, and the artists dude was like "that looks like green...GREEN VOMIT! NEEEEEEXT!". I feel like I'm watching a cartoon.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jesus christ...this show. This ridiculous show. It's called NEXT. One person is on a date with a bunch of girls, one at a time, and can pass on to the next girl when he pleases by saying "NEXT!". The date was this girl had to mix up green paint with yellow and blue for this artist guy, and the artists dude was like "that looks like green...GREEN VOMIT! NEEEEEEXT!". I feel like I'm watching a cartoon.

    Yeah, I've seen that show a few times.

    It is really retarded.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hello America.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    whoever was writing for that kevin mcguire thing have their characters down pat

    all of my brothers wigger friends talk in a such a manner

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    black people never swear

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    and i'm not placing the apostrophe

    fuck you people

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jesus christ...this show. This ridiculous show. It's called NEXT. One person is on a date with a bunch of girls, one at a time, and can pass on to the next girl when he pleases by saying "NEXT!". The date was this girl had to mix up green paint with yellow and blue for this artist guy, and the artists dude was like "that looks like green...GREEN VOMIT! NEEEEEEXT!". I feel like I'm watching a cartoon.

    Yeah, I've seen that show a few times.

    It is really retarded.

    Exactly...I realize bashing mtv is beating a dead horse, but I can't believe this shit. It's not even making me mad, it's just really blowing my mind is all.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    my brother was one of those people in ninth grade

    we make fun of him for it on occasion

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    whoever was writing for that kevin mcguire thing have their characters down pat

    all of my brothers wigger friends talk in a such a manner

    Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Actually, I just wanna know where they find these kids to participate in these dating shows. Andy Warhol would love them.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jesus christ...this show. This ridiculous show. It's called NEXT. One person is on a date with a bunch of girls, one at a time, and can pass on to the next girl when he pleases by saying "NEXT!". The date was this girl had to mix up green paint with yellow and blue for this artist guy, and the artists dude was like "that looks like green...GREEN VOMIT! NEEEEEEXT!". I feel like I'm watching a cartoon.
    I occasionally catch my sister watching that. I then proceed to yell at her and tell her how that show glorifies all that is wrong with American society. She just looks at me and says "Yah but it's funny." :|

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    whoever was writing for that kevin mcguire thing have their characters down pat

    all of my brothers wigger friends talk in a such a manner

    Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis.

    and i thought it was edited

    i need to start reading comics again

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The obvious solution is fratricide.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    IpseDixit wrote:
    Jesus christ...this show. This ridiculous show. It's called NEXT. One person is on a date with a bunch of girls, one at a time, and can pass on to the next girl when he pleases by saying "NEXT!". The date was this girl had to mix up green paint with yellow and blue for this artist guy, and the artists dude was like "that looks like green...GREEN VOMIT! NEEEEEEXT!". I feel like I'm watching a cartoon.
    I occasionally catch my sister watching that. I then proceed to yell at her and tell her how that show glorifies all that is wrong with American society. She just looks at me and says "Yah but it's funny." :|

    It's like you know me! My ex girlfriend used to say that. I would say "This shit is so fake, its dogshit." but she would say "Yeah but that's why it's so good lololol!!!"

    argh


    [if you've seen a scanner darkly, read the "it's like you know me" like keanu's line in that movie]

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Me and my friends sometimes watch My Super Sweet 16 to catch the latest spoiled baby prostitute cry in the middle of a restaurant because daddy's getting her a Lexus instead of a Porsche

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    whoever was writing for that kevin mcguire thing have their characters down pat

    all of my brothers wigger friends talk in a such a manner

    Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis.

    and i thought it was edited

    i need to start reading comics again

    DC doesn't let people write funny stuff nowadays. I was surprised that there was that really funny story in the Holiday Special.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Me and my friends sometimes watch My Super Sweet 16 to catch the latest spoiled baby prostitute cry in the middle of a restaurant because daddy's getting her a Lexus instead of a Porsche

    but daaaaaddy i wanted a blueeeee car!

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Where do they find these kids...these freaking kids in these "next" shows and the like. They are not real...they don't exist, do they?


    edit: I just saw the coolest skittles commercial ever. "Dats how we fix it!"

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    my brother was one of those people in ninth grade

    we make fun of him for it on occasion

    the one person in my brother's "posse" who i show any respect for when they come over is the black kid they somehow roped in

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    IpseDixit wrote:
    Jesus christ...this show. This ridiculous show. It's called NEXT. One person is on a date with a bunch of girls, one at a time, and can pass on to the next girl when he pleases by saying "NEXT!". The date was this girl had to mix up green paint with yellow and blue for this artist guy, and the artists dude was like "that looks like green...GREEN VOMIT! NEEEEEEXT!". I feel like I'm watching a cartoon.
    I occasionally catch my sister watching that. I then proceed to yell at her and tell her how that show glorifies all that is wrong with American society. She just looks at me and says "Yah but it's funny." :|

    It's like you know me! My ex girlfriend used to say that. I would say "This shit is so fake, its dogshit." but she would say "Yeah but that's why it's so good lololol!!!"

    argh


    [if you've seen a scanner darkly, read the "it's like you know me" like keanu's line in that movie]
    I haven't seen A Scanner Darkly yet, but I just went ahead and read it like Bill and Ted era Keanu.
    Fratricide has been considered, but then she does something awesome like listen to Lamb of God and all is forgiven.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Me and my friends sometimes watch My Super Sweet 16 to catch the latest spoiled baby prostitute cry in the middle of a restaurant because daddy's getting her a Lexus instead of a Porsche

    I used to watch that stupid show with Dingbat Simpson and her husband. Mainly because it was far more shocking to me that someone could be so stupid than it was entertaining to watch Ozzy wander around lost in his own world of alcoholic dementia.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    my brother and i once watched some ridiculous hip-hop reality show thing muchmusic did a few years ago

    we sat there and commented on the proceedings, not MST3k style, but rather, in the style of a National Geographic wildlife documentary of old.

    i'm pretty sure any white-guilt-liberal who saw us would've shit a solid gold kitten in anger

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    my brother and i once watched some ridiculous hip-hop reality show thing muchmusic did a few years ago

    we sat there and commented on the proceedings, not MST3k style, but rather, in the style of a National Geographic wildlife documentary of old.

    i'm pretty sure any white-guilt-liberal who saw us would've shit a solid gold kitten in anger

    Was it Making The Band 2? With P. Diddy?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    and that is the story of why i don't pay for cable television

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Me and my friends sometimes watch My Super Sweet 16 to catch the latest spoiled baby prostitute cry in the middle of a restaurant because daddy's getting her a Lexus instead of a Porsche

    I used to watch that stupid show with Dingbat Simpson and her husband. Mainly because it was far more shocking to me that someone could be so stupid than it was entertaining to watch Ozzy wander around lost in his own world of alcoholic dementia.

    I like how they had a book about how to have a happy relationship and then they broke up.

    Awesome.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think only old people who have been married for years should be allowed to write books about how to have a lasting marriage, and the first step would be "Learn to not care."

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I think only old people who have been married for years should be allowed to write books about how to have a lasting marriage, and the first step would be "Learn to not care."

    my parents have been married for 24 years

    they should have got a divorce 23 years ago

    they both gave me your advice

    D::D

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wow no wonder I have no space on my hard drive, I have a 10.5 gig spider-man folder that exists in two different places. :shock:

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Me and my friends sometimes watch My Super Sweet 16 to catch the latest spoiled baby prostitute cry in the middle of a restaurant because daddy's getting her a Lexus instead of a Porsche

    I really want to shoot these bitches straight in the face. Repeatedly. Few things in the world pisses me off than the Paris Hilton types who haven't done shit, dumb as fuck, and live extravagant life styles off daddy's money which they done nothing to deserve.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    defender use a q-tip

    orgasm her into a state where she will not bother you

    I do not fuck cats, including using qtips as proxies. What is wrong with you?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I think only old people who have been married for years should be allowed to write books about how to have a lasting marriage, and the first step would be "Learn to not care."

    Because being uninvolved in your own marriage, you see, is the best way to keep it going; you don't care about how bad it sucks enough to file the papers for divorce.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Back on topic, dirt has been dished out and pollutes the tech/business section with gossip. Damn you Second Life!

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/biztech/anshes-kinky-past/2007/01/17/1168709794333.html
    Anshe Chung, the Second Life real-estate magnate, who has become the poster girl of the virtual business world, got her start as an exotic masseuse, who used to run classes in virtual lovemaking.

    Anshe is the online persona - or avatar - of former language teacher Ailin Graef who, with her husband, Guntram Graef, have created a booming business inside the Second Life virtual world.

    In November, Anshe announced that she had accumulated computer-generated assets worth the equivalent of more than $US1 million (in real money), making her - according to her press release - the world's first virtual world millionaire.

    The claims of the avatar's past have come to light after a series of attempts by her company, Anshe Chung Studios, to cajole blogs and websites into removing images and video of a recent attack on her by hackers backfired.

    According to a post in the Valleywag blog today, Anshe worked as a "black mistress" and as an "escort" out of a place inside Second Life known as the Cannabis Cathedral.

    According to Valleywag, escort services in Second Life "involve going to a restricted area, and watching sexy or kinky 3D animations, while the escort talks dirty".

    "It's a combination of porn and sex chat. Escorts never typically meet their clients, and many customers go for the novelty or amusement, rather than sexual gratification," according to the post.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sacky sacky 5 dolla make u holla

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Where do they find these kids...these freaking kids in these "next" shows and the like. They are not real...they don't exist, do they?
    Los Angeles.

    So no, they are not real.


    Hey wait....
    Anshe Chung ... got her start as an exotic masseuse
    What, she massages your penis with her mouth and vagina? We just call those "whores", but okay....

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I strongly resent the use of the word "exotic" to mean "sexual."

    Stripping isn't "exotic." Seriously. Exotic stuff is unusual, striking, fancy, foreign...taking your clothes off for money isn't any of those things. It sucks that the definition has grown to include what should really be called "erotic" at best.

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    The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jesus christ...this show. This ridiculous show. It's called NEXT. One person is on a date with a bunch of girls, one at a time, and can pass on to the next girl when he pleases by saying "NEXT!". The date was this girl had to mix up green paint with yellow and blue for this artist guy, and the artists dude was like "that looks like green...GREEN VOMIT! NEEEEEEXT!". I feel like I'm watching a cartoon.
    You're watching MTV
    what the fuck did you expect

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