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Brain tumor finishes what scotch and a river couldn't

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't get the chin thing. I mean, it does jut out a bit now that I look but I never noticed that enough before to make the connection as a physical feature to make fun of. Now Bush and those elephant ears...

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    seriously fucking dickchins

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ain't got nothing on Leno.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ted Kennedy was being treated for this tumor at Duke University at the same time that a friend of mine was also being treated there, by the same doctor even

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    knifechin

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dickchin is a subtle ploy in support of the "Show us your penis Mr Prez" crowd

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Dickchin is a subtle ploy in support of the "Show us your penis Mr Prez" crowd
    uh

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hahahaha oh god

    I can't unsee it

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dear God
    It's full of Prez

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    holy jesus

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My buddy has an infected left testicle and he's angry, because not only is he in pain, but the pain is preventing him from cumming.

    It is hilarious because my left testicle is not infected.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dickchin is a subtle ploy in support of the "Show us your penis Mr Prez" crowd
    uh

    2rcmzwk.jpg

    So that's where he's been hiding actual health care reform!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh my god

    I'm in the student lounge and CNN is on and obviously they're talking about this

    And a dude walks by, and he stands behind me and is watching it

    And he literally unironically says "all we need is for obama to die and the world will be a better place"

    Kill me

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I never wish for people to die.

    But this is certainly one bastard I'm not gonna miss.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My buddy has an infected left testicle and he's angry, because not only is he in pain, but the pain is preventing him from cumming.

    It is hilarious because my left testicle is not infected.

    chico do not make fun of ball infections

    I had one once

    it was excruciating

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I never wish for people to die.

    But this is certainly one bastard I'm not gonna miss.

    explain thyself

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I never wish for people to die.

    But this is certainly one bastard I'm not gonna miss.
    Well, change of signature seems to be in order.

    But yeah, Obama is pretty much for everything I'm against. Legalized Death Penalty, Abortion, and Gay marriage.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh man listening to southern dipshits behind me

    And they are just

    AHHHHHHHHHH

    WHY IS THIS TV NOT ON FOX NEWS WHO CARES THAT TED DIED

    Should I ask them about death panels

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh, so maximumzero is a retard

    thanks, TFS

    you saved me some time!

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I need this shirt

    deathpanel1tshirtp23523.jpg

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    keep the government out of medicareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefdsfd

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    TRIP REPORT

    (09:32:46 AM) Martin: oh man "if not for liberals guns would be considered good for us and drugs would be legal"

    God I hate the fucking south

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TRIP REPORT

    (09:32:46 AM) Martin: oh man "if not for liberals guns would be considered good for us and drugs would be legal"

    God I hate the fucking south

    Where are you? I don't know anyone who thinks liberals are keeping drugs illegal!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hey, fuck you. There are just as many stupid people in this whole damn country.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh, you crazy Americans and your insane aversion to decent healthcare for all citizens! You so zany!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TRIP REPORT

    (09:32:46 AM) Martin: oh man "if not for liberals guns would be considered good for us and drugs would be legal"

    God I hate the fucking south

    Where are you? I don't know anyone who thinks liberals are keeping drugs illegal!

    I'm in NC, sitting in the student lounge on my campus because it's the only place here I can get online

    This is the same guy as "world will be a better place with obama dead" by the way

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Oh, you crazy Americans and your insane aversion to decent healthcare for all citizens! You so zany!
    shush don't let the secret out that the NHS and MedicareCanada actually works you're going to scare them!!

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    One question asked: "Do you think the government should stay out of Medicare?" Keep in mind that this is a logical impossibility, as Medicare is a government program, which was signed into law in 1965 by President Lyndon Johnson, to provide guaranteed health care to the elderly.

    As it turns out, 39% of voters think government should stay out of Medicare, compared to 46% who disagree.

    Among Republicans, 62% say the government should stay out of Medicare, compared to only 24% of Democrats and 31% of independents who agree.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i am on over $400 worth of medication per month

    in the US, i'd be fucked

    in Canada, this costs me $5 in dispensing fees

    yep, sure is horrible with national health insurance

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    IF STEPHEN HAWKING WAS BRITISH THEY WOULD KILL HIM BECAUSE ABLURRRRRR

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i am on over $400 worth of medication per month

    in the US, i'd be fucked

    in Canada, this costs me $5 in dispensing fees

    yep, sure is horrible with national health insurance

    Why do you hate freedom?

    Also, the Obama death panels would kill you and baby Trig in a heartbeat. Stephen Hawking too.

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm not for medicare that doesn't include a clause shipping the old and infirm out to sea on an iceburg to die. So noble...

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Old people should fight in gladiatorial combat, with the winner receiving medical benefits.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My friend had to wait 5 hours to get his left nut checked out.

    Canadian Health Care is a failure.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    deathpanelmembermugp168.jpg

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'll be closer to you for the rest of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother that brought you squealing into this world

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    OK time for class I can get away from these dumbshits LATERS

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  • CorruptedDataCorruptedData Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ah, this thread just made me nostalgic for some good old birther craziness. Hey look a new kenyan birth certificate!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    I never wish for people to die.

    But this is certainly one bastard I'm not gonna miss.

    explain thyself

    Ted is, and this is a well-known fact, guilty of involuntary manslaughter and got away with it.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=8212665
    Only days before, Kennedy had left the scene of a fatal car crash on the small island of Chappaquiddick on Martha's Vineyard, taking the life of 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne.

    The second-term senator waited nearly 10 hours to report the accident and offered virtually no explanation other than he "panicked."

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Oh, you crazy Americans and your insane aversion to decent healthcare for all citizens! You so zany!
    shush don't let the secret out that the NHS and MedicareCanada actually works you're going to scare them!!

    Pretending there aren't any problems with their system doesn't make it so.

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5jbjzPEY0Y3bvRD335rGu_Z3KXoQw

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