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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    breaking people's arms and cracking their teeth bondage or whip scars that heal up in about a week bondage?

    Sexy bondage that heals in a week. That other stuff is too close to snuff for most people.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Have you seen the human sprinkler?

    There's this website, whose name is fucking escaping me right now... House of knorb... gnord, gourn, gourd... something like that. Anyway, it's fucking amazing what they do to these women.

    Chandeliers(sp), night stands, computer chairs, etc.

    House of Gord. Delightful, isn't it?

    That's the one.

    I was teetering between D: ing and :D ing the whole time.

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    The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    O.o

    Do I even want to know?

    (uh oh, curiosity is starting to get the best of me again...)

    Indigo, if have no inclinations towards bondage, then don't bother. If you do, well, come into my parlor....

    Your parlor?

    heeheeheehee

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Your parlor?

    heeheeheehee

    "Come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.

    Sorry if you didn't catch that.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah I like pain, but I'm not fucking James Spader in Crash.

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    The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, I totally didn't.

    Where is that from? It sounds rather familiar.

    (am I going to end up kicking myself for not remembering where this is from?)

    Wait, is it this?
    "Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;
    "'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you may spy.
    The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
    And I have many curious things to show when you are there."
    "Oh no, no," said the little fly; "to ask me is in vain,
    For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

    Because if it is, you effed up the quote.

    :wink:

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    where are you bondage people located?

    god i hope it's close to me (but i know it's not :()

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, I totally didn't.

    Where is that from? It sounds rather familiar.

    (am I going to end up kicking myself for not remembering where this is from?)

    It's a common saying.

    "Come in to my parlour." Said the spider, to the fly.

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    The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Yeah, I totally didn't.

    Where is that from? It sounds rather familiar.

    (am I going to end up kicking myself for not remembering where this is from?)

    It's a common saying.

    "Come in to my parlour." Said the spider, to the fly.

    go back and read my edit! Because if it's from that, then OK.

    And I have never heard it used outside of the story as a set phrase.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Yeah I like pain, but I'm not fucking James Spader in Crash.

    i pride myself on having a thick skin but that shit was incredibly D: inspiring

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's been abridged to "will you come in to my parlour." or "welcome to my parlour" or any variation on that.

    Sort of how "elementary, my dear Watson." is associated with Sherlock Holmes. Even though he never said that.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Yeah I like pain, but I'm not fucking James Spader in Crash.

    i pride myself on having a thick skin but that shit was incredibly D: inspiring

    Nothing's sexier on a woman than a horribly disfiguring gash that will never heal properly and looks like a third set of labia on her thigh.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.

    potatoe: Dallas

    Callius: Where the hell are you, anyway?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    It's been abridged to "will you come in to my parlour." or "welcome to my parlour" or any variation on that.

    Sort of how "elementary, my dear Watson." is associated with Sherlock Holmes. Even though he never said that.

    willkommen to mein parlour

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    dammit

    dallas is sooo far away

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    willkommen to mein parlour

    That is precisely the language in which I learned that poem.

    Edit: "Wilkommen zu meine parlor," is the precise translation.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Yeah I like pain, but I'm not fucking James Spader in Crash.

    i pride myself on having a thick skin but that shit was incredibly D: inspiring

    As far as sex goes I'm really vanilla but I thought that movie was incredibly hot

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Yeah I like pain, but I'm not fucking James Spader in Crash.

    i pride myself on having a thick skin but that shit was incredibly D: inspiring

    As far as sex goes I'm really vanilla but I thought that movie was incredibly hot

    so then you won't mind if i jack you off with my arm stumps?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    It's been abridged to "will you come in to my parlour." or "welcome to my parlour" or any variation on that.

    Sort of how "elementary, my dear Watson." is associated with Sherlock Holmes. Even though he never said that.

    willkommen to mein parlour

    Willkommen in meinem Wohnzimmer.

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    The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.

    I was kiiiiddding, hence the wink. I was just wondering if that was indeed the correct story. In any case, the POINT was, I've actually never heard that set phrase used, and I hadn't read the story in so long I completely forgot about it.

    :P

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Yeah I like pain, but I'm not fucking James Spader in Crash.

    i pride myself on having a thick skin but that shit was incredibly D: inspiring

    As far as sex goes I'm really vanilla but I thought that movie was incredibly hot

    so then you won't mind if i jack you off with my arm stumps?

    Like you even need to ask

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This thread went form christmas to bondage. Bravo SE. Bravo.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.

    I was kiiiiddding, hence the wink. I was just wondering if that was indeed the correct story. In any case, the POINT was, I've actually never heard that set phrase used, and I hadn't read the story in so long I completely forgot about it.

    :P

    Bend over and take your punishment, insolent wench.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.

    potatoe: Dallas

    Callius: Where the hell are you, anyway?

    I'm in Maryland, though I'm soon (july) to move to Seattle.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah I didn't want to bother with babelfish, I just remembered willkommen from like German restaurants or something.

    Firefox's suggestion for willkommen is commendably.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i remember willkommen from blazing saddles

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ich spricht keine Deutsche.


    I just slaughtered that language. Jesus, I shouldn't have been forced to pay for that fucking semester. Waste of money.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I took 2 years of German in high school and can't speak a single word of it.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I am a donut!

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    The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Indigo: That poem has been repeated and quoted and altered so many times that misquoting it is impossible. Especially when you learn it as a child in a different language than English.

    I was kiiiiddding, hence the wink. I was just wondering if that was indeed the correct story. In any case, the POINT was, I've actually never heard that set phrase used, and I hadn't read the story in so long I completely forgot about it.

    :P

    Bend over and take your punishment, insolent wench.

    :O

    No señor! Por favor! Ooooh! No me hace daño!

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've taken six years of french, I'm half french, but I can't speak it at all

    Well, except for Je ne comprends pas

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    I am a donut!
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I guess that should have been spreche.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I speak German fluently because, you know...

    It's actually really funny to see you guys trying to write German, because you fuck up all the time.

    Hell, I was born in Italy, why can't I speak Italian?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    indigo you forgot to call him papi

    half the reason a girl would want to learn spanish is so she can use that word in the correct situation

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius, it's "spreche" but you nailed it otherwise. Bring your skinny ass by Dallas when you move out to Seattle and we'll do up the town; I'll take you to the porn mega-store, New Fine Arts. No decent bondage gear, but they did have a surprising selection of lubricants the last time i was there.

    PotU: "meinem Wohnzimmer"....I had forgotten; time to bust out my old books.

    edit: You beat me to it, Cal.

    Indigo: Say it again; I'm almost finished.

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    The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    t mrpaku: Ew, I would not use "papi" in that--that's a little too...*shudder*


    t Darth: Nein!!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    t mrpaku: Ew, I would not use "papi" in that--that's a little too...*shudder*


    t Darth: Nein!!

    AAAAAAaaaannnnddI'mdone. Thanks; that was hot. Got a towel?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius, it's "spreche" but you nailed it otherwise. Bring your skinny ass by Dallas when you move out to Seattle and we'll do up the town; I'll take you to the porn mega-store, New Fine Arts. No decent bondage gear, but they did have a surprising selection of lubricants the last time i was there.

    PotU: "meinem Wohnzimmer"....I had forgotten; time to bust out my old books.

    edit: You beat me to it, Cal.

    Indigo: Say it again; I'm almost finished.

    We're probably going way of the Northern US. Sadly =(

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    think you're gonna hit colorado, cal, or are you going more north than that?

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