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[TF2] The Anthology Edition

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  • RiokennRiokenn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(

    Riokenn on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    It's more like they gave them candy for doing something but then half of them worked around it so they got candy without doing anything, then Valve told them to fuckout and threw candy out of a blimp and only the lucky get candy.

    This.

    I bet if people hadn't exploited the shit out of the achievement system, the random drops would not have been as appealing of an option for Valve

    I bet if they hadn't made the initial achievements/unlocks so shit awful to get, the exploits wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad.

    They have a track record for releasing incredibly awful first versions of things.

    So shit awful to get in that I have all the medic unlocks in the 9 hours total I have played medic?

    The achievement system was fine, there were (are) plenty of achievements to fill out the milestone requirements and other ones there that were obviously supposed to take a while or be worked towards. Just a bunch of babby's decided they wanted the unlocks NOW and got Valve's attention

    And yeah, half-life, half-life 2, TFC, portal, team fortress 2, left 4 dead, all terribly shitty upon release, god these guys should get their act together!!

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hats aside, I'm having a serious case of Mapper's Block as I want to make a map for TF2 but I have no idea what to make. Give me some suggestions to hopefully spark something.

    RCagent on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    RCagent wrote: »
    Hats aside, I'm having a serious case of Mapper's Block as I want to make a map for TF2 but I have no idea what to make. Give me some suggestions to hopefully spark something.

    a tower defense type of map, where blue team has to find their way through a labyrinth while the red team has access from above with one or two saferooms along the way for blu to duck into with supply cabinets

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    It's more like they gave them candy for doing something but then half of them worked around it so they got candy without doing anything, then Valve told them to fuckout and threw candy out of a blimp and only the lucky get candy.

    This.

    I bet if people hadn't exploited the shit out of the achievement system, the random drops would not have been as appealing of an option for Valve

    I bet if they hadn't made the initial achievements/unlocks so shit awful to get, the exploits wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad.

    They have a track record for releasing incredibly awful first versions of things.

    So shit awful to get in that I have all the medic unlocks in the 9 hours total I have played medic?

    Yes, because this is exactly the same game now as it was when the medic unlocks wre released.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • RiokennRiokenn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    Hats aside, I'm having a serious case of Mapper's Block as I want to make a map for TF2 but I have no idea what to make. Give me some suggestions to hopefully spark something.

    a tower defense type of map, where blue team has to find their way through a labyrinth while the red team has access from above with one or two saferooms along the way for blu to duck into with supply cabinets

    AKA: Snipers v Scouts

    Riokenn on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    It's more like they gave them candy for doing something but then half of them worked around it so they got candy without doing anything, then Valve told them to fuckout and threw candy out of a blimp and only the lucky get candy.

    This.

    I bet if people hadn't exploited the shit out of the achievement system, the random drops would not have been as appealing of an option for Valve

    I bet if they hadn't made the initial achievements/unlocks so shit awful to get, the exploits wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad.

    They have a track record for releasing incredibly awful first versions of things.

    So shit awful to get in that I have all the medic unlocks in the 9 hours total I have played medic?

    Yes, because this is exactly the same game now as it was when the medic unlocks wre released.

    Has there been a fundamental shift to the game mechanics that I have noticed in the two years we've been playing?

    Oh wait yeah, they decreased the amount of achievements needed for unlocks and watered down some of the requirements of the achievements themselves

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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    RCagent wrote: »
    Hats aside, I'm having a serious case of Mapper's Block as I want to make a map for TF2 but I have no idea what to make. Give me some suggestions to hopefully spark something.

    A map in which two bases on heightened platforms are separated by a lot of trains, in the middle of like 3 train rails is a CP point, so its like this BTTTCPTTTR Make this map, it will be cool. Maybe more train tracks. You could run really fast and time it, or jump from train to train.

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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We all need to have a good fistfight IRL grrrrrrr.

    TF2 PAX buttons should be invitations to punch each other in the face and yell nonsensical shit about hats and dicks.

    FightTest on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(
    Try a real class???

    Goomba on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(
    Try a real class???

    Says Sir Pootsalot McFlameypants

    Buttcleft on
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(
    Try a real class???

    OH SHIT FUCK WHAT NO OH SHIT WAT.

    (fuck i'm bored.)

    Camera beards are p great.

    FightTest on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(
    Try a real class???

    Says Sir Pootsalot McFlameypants
    Sir Pootsalot McFlameypants von Twohats, you mean.

    Goomba on
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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh hey look y'all
    rcrgbr.jpg
    This is the guy from the idler
    It only works on select servers

    http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197961366266 Not in his backpack too.

    davincie on
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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dmg take from fire reduce = hrhnggggggggggggg

    And good for him.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    davincie wrote: »
    Oh hey look y'all
    rcrgbr.jpg
    This is the guy from the idler
    It only works on select servers

    http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197961366266 Not in his backpack too.

    wait

    wait wait wait wait

    they awarded him? i'm confused, I thought they were opposed to the idler... interesting

    also, did he say what servers? like vanilla servers or something?

    edit:
    he also made the SoureOP plugin

    i am a special kind of idiot

    undeinPirat on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    davincie wrote: »
    Oh hey look y'all
    rcrgbr.jpg
    This is the guy from the idler
    It only works on select servers

    http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197961366266 Not in his backpack too.

    wait

    wait wait wait wait

    they awarded him? i'm confused, I thought they were opposed to the idler... interesting

    also, did he say what servers? like vanilla servers or something?

    he also made the SoureOP plugin

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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  • RiokennRiokenn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(
    Try a real class???

    WOAH there buddy, anymore remarks like that I might put you on my shitlist.

    Riokenn on
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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    It's more like they gave them candy for doing something but then half of them worked around it so they got candy without doing anything, then Valve told them to fuckout and threw candy out of a blimp and only the lucky get candy.

    This.

    I bet if people hadn't exploited the shit out of the achievement system, the random drops would not have been as appealing of an option for Valve

    I bet if they hadn't made the initial achievements/unlocks so shit awful to get, the exploits wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad.

    They have a track record for releasing incredibly awful first versions of things.

    So shit awful to get in that I have all the medic unlocks in the 9 hours total I have played medic?

    Yes, because this is exactly the same game now as it was when the medic unlocks wre released.

    Has there been a fundamental shift to the game mechanics that I have noticed in the two years we've been playing?

    Oh wait yeah, they decreased the amount of achievements needed for unlocks and watered down some of the requirements of the achievements themselves


    Sometimes I don't even know why I even attempt to have a serious conversation on these forums anymore.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    davincie wrote: »
    Oh hey look y'all
    rcrgbr.jpg
    This is the guy from the idler
    It only works on select servers

    http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197961366266 Not in his backpack too.

    wait

    wait wait wait wait

    they awarded him? i'm confused, I thought they were opposed to the idler... interesting

    also, did he say what servers? like vanilla servers or something?

    1 (one) single sourcemod server, do not know which.

    davincie on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(
    Try a real class???

    WOAH there buddy, anymore remarks like that I might put you on my shitlist.
    Demoman is also not a real class in case you were wondering.

    And Roland, unless I'm just a super great medic (I'm not) it wasn't difficult at all to get achievements by just being a medic.

    Goomba on
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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba, I didn't really mean to imply that it was as difficult now as opposed to then, as many things have changed since the medic pack. Like, for instance, it only takes 1 million healing for Chief of Staff rather than the 10 million that enders got in his 9 hours of playtime.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    It's more like they gave them candy for doing something but then half of them worked around it so they got candy without doing anything, then Valve told them to fuckout and threw candy out of a blimp and only the lucky get candy.

    This.

    I bet if people hadn't exploited the shit out of the achievement system, the random drops would not have been as appealing of an option for Valve

    I bet if they hadn't made the initial achievements/unlocks so shit awful to get, the exploits wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad.

    They have a track record for releasing incredibly awful first versions of things.

    So shit awful to get in that I have all the medic unlocks in the 9 hours total I have played medic?

    Yes, because this is exactly the same game now as it was when the medic unlocks wre released.

    Has there been a fundamental shift to the game mechanics that I have noticed in the two years we've been playing?

    Oh wait yeah, they decreased the amount of achievements needed for unlocks and watered down some of the requirements of the achievements themselves


    Sometimes I don't even know why I even attempt to have a serious conversation on these forums anymore.

    Well obviously not if you can't even debate the points. I ask if there's been some kind of change to the game that would make my statement about low play time needed to gain unlocks wrong or invalid and all you can respond with is "Ugghh dumb plebs~*"
    Goomba, I didn't really mean to imply that it was as difficult now as opposed to then, as many things have changed since the medic pack. Like, for instance, it only takes 1 million healing for Chief of Staff rather than the 10 million that enders got in his 9 hours of playtime.
    Me wrote:
    The achievement system was fine, there were (are) plenty of achievements to fill out the milestone requirements and other ones there that were obviously supposed to take a while or be worked towards.

    Like, you do know there are 38 other achievements for the medic right? Only 22 are needed for all 3 unlocks.

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
    This is on topic because of my wallpaper.

    Check out my new desktop:
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    UEAKCrash on
  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
    This is on topic because of my wallpaper.

    Check out my new desktop:
    NewDesktop.jpg

    Cool desktop but hide the plug thing on the right, makes it look messy.

    davincie on
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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Enders,

    Humorous answer: the last time I debated points I got jailed.

    More serious answer: I don't care enough to take the time to bother.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    maybe they should have just gone with:

    "You were killed by Zek

    HE HAS PLAYED TEAM FORTRESS 2 FOR 252.5 HOURS LONGER THAN YOU HAVE"

    and given the hats to everybody. That way everybody's happy.

    It really should do that, just so newbies that get killed won't feel too bad.

    In fact I think I'll email robin and suggest it.
    Except now that stat resetting works how does Valve know how many hours I really have in TF2

    SithDrummer on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Enders,

    Humorous answer: the last time I debated points I got jailed.

    More serious answer: I don't care enough to take the time to bother.
    Sometimes I don't even know why I even attempt to have a serious conversation on these forums anymore.

    Gettin' mixed signals here but it's perfectly fine to backpedal

    p.s don't try to make a point if you're not going to put any effort to back it up if called out on it, because supporting your position with evidence is a big part of having a serious conversation.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We've already done the argument about the idiocy of unlockable weapons to death (actually about 8 deaths), so that's probably why

    SithDrummer on
  • MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Man I put 300 hours into scout and still no hat. :(
    Try a real class???

    WOAH there buddy, anymore remarks like that I might put you on my shitlist.
    Demoman is also not a real class in case you were wondering.
    Whoa, hey hey hey hey! Let's continue to focus on the scout menace until they are purged from the history books. I think it's the best course of action.

    Monsty on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We've already done the argument about the idiocy of unlockable weapons to death (actually about 8 deaths), so that's probably why

    That wasn't really even the original point, Morkath brought up that the original achievements/unlocks were hard to get, when all sorts of reality disagrees

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    davincie wrote: »
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
    This is on topic because of my wallpaper.

    Check out my new desktop:
    NewDesktop.jpg

    Cool desktop but hide the plug thing on the right, makes it look messy.

    My sound board?

    But... it is essential to the computing experience!

    edit: or do you mean under the desk? Because fuck changing that. I only look at the top of the desk anyway.

    UEAKCrash on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So you got all 32 of the original achievements on the PA servers, without attending PASMO, Enders?

    Roland_tHTG on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Get on jons nerds.

    BlindPsychic on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So you got all 32 of the original achievements on the PA servers, without attending PASMO, Enders?

    I've always been a vocal opponent of achievement whoring and those events

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  • MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Didn't Valve say only a very small percentage of people did the achievements for unlocks? If that's the case, they might as well make weapons be at 5, 10, and 15 achievements with hats at 20, 25, and 30.

    Still keeps them rare-ish and does away with meritless randomness. They can be cheated? Oh no. I'm probably wasting too much thought on the subject. Definitely.

    By the way, trading Bonk Helm or Pickelhaube for the Stove Pipe!

    Monsty on
  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    When the Medic update came out didn't you need to get all the achievements in the medic pack to actually get the Ubersaw? Including the bullshit ones like killing 5 Enemies in a Single Life while having a 100% undeployed uber? There's a couple of absolute whores in the medic pack that made getting the ubersaw 'properly' when it first came out a real pain the ass.

    It was even worse for Medic because you needed to do stuff that as a medic you should not be fucking doing. Like running around needlegunning down 50 scouts. Or risking an uber by trying to bonesaw dudes in the face. When they knocked it down it meant you could get the unlocked in a few hours of normal, productive medic play.

    Then they knocked it down and we all rejoiced.

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So you got all 32 of the original achievements on the PA servers, without attending PASMO, Enders?

    I've always been a vocal opponent of achievement whoring and those events

    I guess I can answer his question for you since you're avoiding it

    you don't have nearly all of the medic achievements

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MrDelish wrote: »
    So you got all 32 of the original achievements on the PA servers, without attending PASMO, Enders?

    I've always been a vocal opponent of achievement whoring and those events

    I guess I can answer his question for you since you're avoiding it

    you don't have nearly all of the medic achievements

    You don't need all the achievements for the unlocks?

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Not to mention it's pretty much impossible to get all the original achievements in 9 hours anyway. But since I'm not going to bother looking up all that shit, I'll not try to have a serious conversation and end my part of the conversation with a time honoured tradition of
    boofars cannon
    ecks-d

    Edit: Are we talking about the state of the unlocks now, or then? Feel free to backpedal if you want. I won't call you out on it.
    I lied.
    We've already done the argument about the idiocy of unlockable weapons to death (actually about 8 deaths), so that's probably why

    That wasn't really even the original point, Morkath brought up that the original achievements/unlocks were hard to get, when all sorts of reality disagrees

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