George Clooney is a Jedi who stares at goats

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hello massa, I jar jar binks

    This is good.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I kinda wish they would make boba fett just a guy that does a really good job at bounty hunting and is kind of a prick. and incidentally the leader of his people but no one really asks much of mandalore anyway

    Why would they even make him that much of a big deal? Even that is more than he needs. The leader of his people, yet he's stuck working as a debt collector for scumbag criminals on the outer fringes of the empire? He doesn't need all that, he can just be a hardass dude with some cool gear and not a lot of money who tracks people down for a living. That's it. No more story is required than what's actually in episodes 5 and 6.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
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    I asked him his name and in a rapsy voice he said Yoda
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I kinda wish they would make boba fett just a guy that does a really good job at bounty hunting and is kind of a prick. and incidentally the leader of his people but no one really asks much of mandalore anyway

    Why would they even make him that much of a big deal? Even that is more than he needs. The leader of his people, yet he's stuck working as a debt collector for scumbag criminals on the outer fringes of the empire? He doesn't need all that, he can just be a hardass dude with some cool gear and not a lot of money who tracks people down for a living. That's it. No more story is required than what's actually in episodes 5 and 6.

    you feckin' read my mind

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Guys, I propose there be a Star Wars Episode 3.5

    in which there is a scene where Luke, now about 8 years old, accidentally bumps into Vader, and of course Vader just thinks it's some stupid dipshit kid

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Eh, there are plenty of people in history who found themselves 'on top of the world' per se and still went back to hitting the bricks and doing the job that got them there in the first place.

    It's not unreasonable that a person with a huge amount of charisma and skill would be chosen to lead his warrior people, and simply wish to go back to the warrioring that he new for all of his life.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I propose for X-Wing v. Tie Fighter to be remade with modern day graphics

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh fuck yes. Was that the one where you started off as a trader or something? The death star mission in that was really hard because you couldn't see how close you were to the edge because each pixel of that texture was like 5 times as big as your ship.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Yeah man I just said, cloning breaks down

    I think one of the explanations for why the stormtroopers in the original trilogy suck so bad was because they were clones of clones of clones and at that point they're not exactly elite soldiers any more

    that makes no fucking sense

    why wouldn't they just keep cloning from the original genetic material they took from fett sr

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's the Force, fucking with clones like it does. They didn't use ysalamri on Kamino.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know what that is what is that

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Yeah man I just said, cloning breaks down

    I think one of the explanations for why the stormtroopers in the original trilogy suck so bad was because they were clones of clones of clones and at that point they're not exactly elite soldiers any more

    that makes no fucking sense

    why wouldn't they just keep cloning from the original genetic material they took from fett sr

    Okay I have done some checking and I was mistaken

    By the time of the original trilogy about a third of stromtroopers are from the old Fett stock and the rest are cloned from other sources or just regular dudes who are recruited

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The explanation.

    Thank you all, but now I must be off to answer other burning questions.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh the force-blocking lizards

    god, those are retarded

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh the force-blocking lizards

    god, those are retarded

    I don't know, it almost makes sense, what with the predators that hunted the lizards using the Force and stuff

    Also X-Wing Alliance was a good game

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh the force-blocking lizards

    god, those are retarded

    I don't know, it almost makes sense, what with the predators that hunted the lizards using the Force and stuff

    Also X-Wing Alliance was a good game

    that might have been the one I was thinking of here
    L|ama wrote: »
    Oh fuck yes. Was that the one where you started off as a trader or something? The death star mission in that was really hard because you couldn't see how close you were to the edge because each pixel of that texture was like 5 times as big as your ship.

    edit: looking at wikipedia, yeah it was

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ewan MacGregor was probably one of the few actors, aside from Ian McDiarmid, whose performances I enjoyed pretty much throughout the prequels, plus Ewan seemed to be having fun filming it even if nobody else was

    Also, I love his story about when he was offered the part
    "Do you want to do Star Wars?" they asked. I said, "TOO FUCKING RIGHT."

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Ewan MacGregor was probably one of the few actors, aside from Ian McDiarmid, whose performances I enjoyed pretty much throughout the prequels, plus Ewan seemed to be having fun filming it even if nobody else was

    Also, I love his story about when he was offered the part
    "Do you want to do Star Wars?" they asked. I said, "TOO FUCKING RIGHT."

    Ewan stayed a class act all the way just like Alec Guinness

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I really enjoyed Ian McDiarmid's performance through out the films. There was never a point where I didn't believe we wasn't doing exactly what a Sith lord would be doing.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    McDiarmid's a fucking badass.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ian McDiarmid needs to be in more things.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I believe he does a lot of stage acting.
    ie. real acting

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Ewan MacGregor was probably one of the few actors, aside from Ian McDiarmid, whose performances I enjoyed pretty much throughout the prequels, plus Ewan seemed to be having fun filming it even if nobody else was

    Also, I love his story about when he was offered the part
    "Do you want to do Star Wars?" they asked. I said, "TOO FUCKING RIGHT."

    Ewan stayed a class act all the way just like Alec Guinness

    Alec Guinness hated Star Wars, though.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    As much as I enjoyed him as Palpatine, that fight scene against the Jedi that come to arrest him was just terrible.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    As much as I enjoyed him as Palpatine, that fight scene against the Jedi that come to arrest him was just terrible.

    "Flipping makes everything interesting."

    "Oh hey Kit Fisto is dead."

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Close-up of Palpatine pulling back and stabbing forward.

    Cut-away to Jedi dying.

    Close-up of Palpatine pulling back and stabbing forward.

    Cut-away to Jedi dying.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    As much as I enjoyed him as Palpatine, that fight scene against the Jedi that come to arrest him was just terrible.

    "Flipping makes everything interesting."

    "Oh hey Kit Fisto is dead."

    OK I don't know or care who "Kit Fisto" is and I'm pretty sure that that name was never uttered during the movie and...did that character even have a single line? But regardless, yeah, the new trilogy's choreography (Ray Park aside) seemed to be "twirling lightsabers and doing flips always looks good every time, even if it looks like you're doing it for no reason." Just bad, lazy choreography all around.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited September 2009
    Yeah but Ian McDarmid is like a hundred so...

    I thought it was pretty cool of him to at least try and do his own fight scenes. I enjoyed pretty much any scene with him in it, and I liked Ewan's scene right before he killed Anakin. It was cheesy acting throughout sure, but it was still fun.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Some short time browsing Wookiepedia made me realize that in Star Wars there is no "Stormtrooper #1, General #3" etc.

    The generic characters in the films almost all have full names and at least a basic history. That's just bizarre.

    Also Leia died in between A New Hope and Empire? By having her fucking heart turned into diamond? That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    god you starwars fags

    fuck that

    look at this awesome trailer for Defendor!

    woody harrelson

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah but Ian McDarmid is like a hundred so...

    I thought it was pretty cool of him to at least try and do his own fight scenes. I enjoyed pretty much any scene with him in it, and I liked Ewan's scene right before he killed Anakin. It was cheesy acting throughout sure, but it was still fun.

    I'll give McDiarmid the same break as I would extend to Guinness. I'm not going to blame him for being too old to keep pace. Although the Obi-Wan vs Anakin duel was a little better, there was still a lot of the time when it looked like they were, I dunno, facing away from each other or just running up walls and shit for no reason instead of actually fighting. I honestly didn't enjoy it.

    EDIT: To be fair, though, it was at the end of Ep 3, so by that point I was in no mood for more bullshit.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Some short time browsing Wookiepedia made me realize that in Star Wars there is no "Stormtrooper #1, General #3" etc.

    The generic characters in the films almost all have full names and at least a basic history. That's just bizarre.

    Also Leia died in between A New Hope and Empire? By having her fucking heart turned into diamond? That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

    what

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Some short time browsing Wookiepedia made me realize that in Star Wars there is no "Stormtrooper #1, General #3" etc.

    The generic characters in the films almost all have full names and at least a basic history. That's just bizarre.

    Also Leia died in between A New Hope and Empire? By having her fucking heart turned into diamond? That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

    what

    She was alive in Empire...uh...

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Defendor looks good

    did anyone see that other movie that was like it "Special"

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited September 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Some short time browsing Wookiepedia made me realize that in Star Wars there is no "Stormtrooper #1, General #3" etc.

    The generic characters in the films almost all have full names and at least a basic history. That's just bizarre.

    Also Leia died in between A New Hope and Empire? By having her fucking heart turned into diamond? That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

    do the star wars books ever do alternate universe things the way comics do? if not... god, no wonder the world is so saturated. by now it must be at the point where if you want to write about princess leia your choice of timeframes is either 15 minutes on a certain wednesday when she was 8 years old or the second half of a nap she took at age 50.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    Defendor looks good

    did anyone see that other movie that was like it "Special"
    i remember seeing the trailer for it for it did not have woody harrelson

    and this one does

    so i'll watch this one

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Some short time browsing Wookiepedia made me realize that in Star Wars there is no "Stormtrooper #1, General #3" etc.

    The generic characters in the films almost all have full names and at least a basic history. That's just bizarre.

    Also Leia died in between A New Hope and Empire? By having her fucking heart turned into diamond? That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

    what

    She was alive in Empire...uh...

    i just checked apparently a wizard changed it back

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Some short time browsing Wookiepedia made me realize that in Star Wars there is no "Stormtrooper #1, General #3" etc.

    The generic characters in the films almost all have full names and at least a basic history. That's just bizarre.

    Also Leia died in between A New Hope and Empire? By having her fucking heart turned into diamond? That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

    what

    She was alive in Empire...uh...

    Oh right. Then she was resurrected along with the three stormtroopers that had followed her in there. Now she had to escape them though! But that was no problem too since the spirits that decided to turn her heart (and one of the troopers!) into diamond then just on a whim sent the stormtroopers eight-thousand years in the past!

    The 6th paragraph here:
    Short time later, she was forced to land on an unidentified planet while escaping from Imperial forces. Leia soon found the remains of Imperial stormtroopers that had been lying there for thousands of years and twisted her ankle. She then met four spirits—Tilotny, Horliss-Horliss, Cold Danda Sine and Splendid Ap—and three stormtroopers. The spirits, curious about the "tiny movers," decided to play with them. Tilotny turned one stormtrooper into a diamond and then transformed Leia's heart into a diamond as well, killing her. Meanwhile, Tilotny killed the remaining stormtroopers and ordered Splendid Ap to clean the mess. He resurrected Leia and the stormtroopers, but placed the latter eight thousand years in the past. After regaining consciousness, Leia somehow managed to return to Yavin base.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Why would that movie need a sequel?

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