George Clooney is a Jedi who stares at goats

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    oh nooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Some short time browsing Wookiepedia made me realize that in Star Wars there is no "Stormtrooper #1, General #3" etc.

    The generic characters in the films almost all have full names and at least a basic history. That's just bizarre.

    Also Leia died in between A New Hope and Empire? By having her fucking heart turned into diamond? That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

    what

    She was alive in Empire...uh...

    Oh right. Then she was resurrected along with the three stormtroopers that had followed her in there. Now she had to escape them though! But that was no problem too since the spirits that decided to turn her heart (and one of the troopers!) into diamond then just on a whim sent the stormtroopers eight-thousand years in the past!

    The 6th paragraph here:
    Short time later, she was forced to land on an unidentified planet while escaping from Imperial forces. Leia soon found the remains of Imperial stormtroopers that had been lying there for thousands of years and twisted her ankle. She then met four spirits—Tilotny, Horliss-Horliss, Cold Danda Sine and Splendid Ap—and three stormtroopers. The spirits, curious about the "tiny movers," decided to play with them. Tilotny turned one stormtrooper into a diamond and then transformed Leia's heart into a diamond as well, killing her. Meanwhile, Tilotny killed the remaining stormtroopers and ordered Splendid Ap to clean the mess. He resurrected Leia and the stormtroopers, but placed the latter eight thousand years in the past. After regaining consciousness, Leia somehow managed to return to Yavin base.

    this is one of the most absurd thing I've ever read

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm too afraid to click that link

    fear is a mind killer

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Why would that movie need a sequel?

    because nobody involved in the first one has gotten any work since the first one came out

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    boondock saints was an ok movie that I enjoyed watching

    yeah you wanna fight about it

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Why would that movie need a sequel?

    because nobody involved in the first one has gotten any work since the first one came out

    err, you wanna try that again

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    and there's a definite upgrade for the sequel, man

    willem dafoe to julie benz

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    boondock saints was an ok movie that I enjoyed watching

    yeah you wanna fight about it
    hi5 lets hug

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Why would that movie need a sequel?

    because nobody involved in the first one has gotten any work since the first one came out

    err, you wanna try that again

    nah, I feel comfortable making statements that are probably wrong

    should have specified it a little probably

    maybe to "everyone involved in the first that isn't willem dafoe or billy connoly"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver A Lannister Always Pays His Debts Hear Me RoarRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    The stormtrooper that pulls over Luke and Obi wan to ask them about their droids has his own short story that is official canon. He also has his own trading card.

    Oh God I have way too many Star Wars: CCG cards.

    Boba fett has five armor and 3 ability oh God

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    the star wars ccg ruled

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Stubbornly staying on the Star Wars topic: I was watching the original trilogy on TV a while back, and it struck me that, of all of George Lucas' many faults, the most glaring one has to be that he thinks he is hilarious.

    Levity is not the problem in the series - the problem, is that George Lucas is severely unfunny.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver A Lannister Always Pays His Debts Hear Me RoarRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    the star wars ccg ruled

    It was terrible. The deepest strategies were about force draining and not space battles.

    Disappointment.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the star wars ccg ruled

    hell yes

    started it back in fucking alpha days like ~20 years ago

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited September 2009
    I liked the deathsticks joke

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    the star wars ccg ruled

    It was terrible. The deepest strategies were about force draining and not space battles.

    Disappointment.

    you're terrible

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited September 2009
    he's got you there munkus

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i'll be honest

    i've only seen bits and pieces of star wars movies, original or prequel

    gonna sit down and watch a new hope tonight, though

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Why would that movie need a sequel?

    because nobody involved in the first one has gotten any work since the first one came out

    err, you wanna try that again

    nah, I feel comfortable making statements that are probably wrong

    should have specified it a little probably

    maybe to "everyone involved in the first that isn't willem dafoe or billy connoly"

    the 2 brothers have done character acting in a shitload of stuff since boondock saints

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »

    No way no fucking way

    hahahahaha

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The behind the scenes stuff on the episode I dvd are great just for the interviews with Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson. There's one where Liam talks about when he and Ewan first got to practice fighting with the lightsabers and for about an hour they made the VVVUVVVUUUVVVRRROWWW noises until Lucas kept telling them to stop.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The behind the scenes stuff on the episode I dvd are great just for the interviews with Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson. There's one where Liam talks about when he and Ewan first got to practice fighting with the lightsabers and for about an hour they made the VVVUVVVUUUVVVRRROWWW noises until Lucas kept telling them to stop.

    Seems like Lucas is just a huge, fun-killing buzzsaw.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Its funny because I really really looked up to George Lucas as a kid.

    Out of all the childhood heroes I no longer hold in high esteem, his fall from grace was the ugliest.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the main problem is that liam nieson was using his enormous genitals rather than the prop sword

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He should have just let somebody else direct and done the Thrawn stories.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also Palleon is the best Admiral

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    we considering moff's in this debate?

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    we considering moff's in this debate?

    I've always loved a good moff.

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    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    moffs are not admirals

    moffs are administrators

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    moff my tarkin

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    supposedly peter jackson is on track to direct the next three

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    supposedly peter jackson is on track to direct the next three

    this could be good

    but I swear to God, if I have to watch three x-wings fly across an entire goddamn solar system I'll be so pissed

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    supposedly peter jackson is on track to direct the next three

    this could be good

    but I swear to God, if I have to watch three x-wings fly across an entire goddamn solar system I'll be so pissed

    they won't fly, they'll walk

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The X-Wings swoop in at the end of the trilogy to take them home.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The characters will hop in their ships, warp a thousand light years away in roughly three seconds, land, then spend the next ten minutes of screen time walking from their ship to the destination point.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    four ewoks will save the universe from the dark sith lord

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    supposedly peter jackson is on track to direct the next three

    this could be good

    but I swear to God, if I have to watch three x-wings fly across an entire goddamn solar system I'll be so pissed

    they won't fly, they'll walk

    The Fellowship of the Wing?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MAN WHO WOULD WIN IN A OBI WAN VS GANDALF FIGHT GUYS

    VS GOKU

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited September 2009
    gandalf

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    gandalf the grey or gandalf the white

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