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George Clooney is a Jedi who stares at goats

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Slow rise, set to dramatic music.

    Followed by Ninja Vanish!

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I really need to get around to reading the Episode III novelization

    I've heard that it basically fixes everything that was wrong with the film, explains character motivation and actually makes you give a shit about what is happening! Normally this would be unbelievable but the passages I have read were suitably impressive that it seems worth a read

    Also I have been excited for Men Who Stare At Goats for months ever since I saw the cast. This trailer just brings home how fucking wonderful this movie is going to be

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I love the next part because if you know where he is hiding you can actually see him on the screen, in the shadows.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really need to get around to reading the Episode III novelization

    I've heard that it basically fixes everything that was wrong with the film, explains character motivation and actually makes you give a shit about what is happening! Normally this would be unbelievable but the passages I have read were suitably impressive that it seems worth a read

    Also I have been excited for Men Who Stare At Goats for months ever since I saw the cast. This trailer just brings home how fucking wonderful this movie is going to be

    how in the hell do they rewrite teenage angst into a believable motive?

    EDIT: ok, Goatmon, we get it

    you have a massive nerdboner for Grievous

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Tartakovsky got me so fucking pumped to see Grievous in the film.

    And then Lucas turned him into a complete turd. :(

    VROOOM LIGHTSABER SHINIES EVERYWHERE

    LOOK AT BRIGHT COLORS

    YAY

    defender please explain your hate of shiny pretty things that kill people

    I think you may have misunderstood something.

    wait, that wasn't sarcastic?

    it's so hard to tell with you

    Action fightings are cool with me, but only if they're well done. All the choreography for the lightsaber stuff in the new trilogy (minus Ray Park) was just "wave this glowstick around just wherever" and it looked really meaningless. Like there was no emotion in it, it was just a bunch of random bright lights moving around. It's not too hard to get a good swordfight choreographer, but somehow they managed not to.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really need to get around to reading the Episode III novelization

    I've heard that it basically fixes everything that was wrong with the film, explains character motivation and actually makes you give a shit about what is happening! Normally this would be unbelievable but the passages I have read were suitably impressive that it seems worth a read

    Also I have been excited for Men Who Stare At Goats for months ever since I saw the cast. This trailer just brings home how fucking wonderful this movie is going to be

    how in the hell do they rewrite teenage angst into a believable motive?

    EDIT: ok, Goatmon, we get it

    you have a massive nerdboner for Grievous

    Fiiiine, I'll stop.

    God.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really need to get around to reading the Episode III novelization

    I've heard that it basically fixes everything that was wrong with the film, explains character motivation and actually makes you give a shit about what is happening! Normally this would be unbelievable but the passages I have read were suitably impressive that it seems worth a read

    Also I have been excited for Men Who Stare At Goats for months ever since I saw the cast. This trailer just brings home how fucking wonderful this movie is going to be

    how in the hell do they rewrite teenage angst into a believable motive?

    EDIT: ok, Goatmon, we get it

    you have a massive nerdboner for Grievous

    Fiiiine, I'll stop.

    God.
    *fap fap fap fap*

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really need to get around to reading the Episode III novelization

    I've heard that it basically fixes everything that was wrong with the film, explains character motivation and actually makes you give a shit about what is happening! Normally this would be unbelievable but the passages I have read were suitably impressive that it seems worth a read

    Also I have been excited for Men Who Stare At Goats for months ever since I saw the cast. This trailer just brings home how fucking wonderful this movie is going to be

    how in the hell do they rewrite teenage angst into a believable motive?

    I know! It's impossible, right? But everyone says it's great, and the preview pages are good

    I mean, it's not like it could be any worse than the movie, you know what I'm sayin'?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really need to get around to reading the Episode III novelization

    I've heard that it basically fixes everything that was wrong with the film, explains character motivation and actually makes you give a shit about what is happening! Normally this would be unbelievable but the passages I have read were suitably impressive that it seems worth a read

    Also I have been excited for Men Who Stare At Goats for months ever since I saw the cast. This trailer just brings home how fucking wonderful this movie is going to be

    how in the hell do they rewrite teenage angst into a believable motive?

    I know! It's impossible, right? But everyone says it's great, and the preview pages are good

    I mean, it's not like it could be any worse than the movie, you know what I'm sayin'?

    well I may just have to check it out then

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Look at that.

    He dodges the force!

    Nobody dodges the force!

    Except Grievous.

    And that's really cool, because it represents ______.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really need to get around to reading the Episode III novelization

    I've heard that it basically fixes everything that was wrong with the film, explains character motivation and actually makes you give a shit about what is happening! Normally this would be unbelievable but the passages I have read were suitably impressive that it seems worth a read

    Also I have been excited for Men Who Stare At Goats for months ever since I saw the cast. This trailer just brings home how fucking wonderful this movie is going to be

    how in the hell do they rewrite teenage angst into a believable motive?

    EDIT: ok, Goatmon, we get it

    you have a massive nerdboner for Grievous

    Fiiiine, I'll stop.

    God.
    *fap fap fap fap*

    :oops:

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Look at that.

    He dodges the force!

    Nobody dodges the force!

    Except Grievous.

    And that's really cool, because it represents ______.

    Clone Wars was good enough that it didn't really have to have some deep meaning or purpose behind everything. It told a good story and did a much better job with characterization than Lucas, especially in regards to Anakin's transition to the dark side.

    So there's no reason why he couldn't throw in a few action sequences that were just there for the fun of it.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The Clone Wars Series was pretty much the best part of Episodes 1-3.

    Especially the Commando Clones.

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    edited August 2009
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cody is a great name for a badass, jerk.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BOOM

    "What was that?"

    "I don't know, General."

    FWOOOSH

    "That's not one of ours!"

    "No, General."

    SHWAAAAAAAAAAHH

    "That was Anakin!"

    "Yes, General!"

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Brody

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2009
    tanner the clone

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think a Tartakovsky series based on the Force Unleashed would be a good thing

    it had a solid story behind the buggy gameplay

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2009
    I think a Tartakovsky series based on the Secret Apprentice would be a good thing

    it had a solid story behind the buggy gameplay

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think a Tartakovsky series based on the Secret Apprentice would be a good thing

    it had a solid story behind the buggy gameplay

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    you need to read the comic, man

    does a much, much better job at telling the story than the game

    but the game had truly phenomenal cutscenes

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    tanner the clone
    in a squad with skylar, tyler, taylor, and tylor.

    What about Kenneth

    Or Cameron

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    EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Scribemite wrote: »
    Kevin Spacey, George Clooney and Jeff Bridges in the same movie. I don't even care what the movie is about, this is watched.

    I was all like, whats with the random-ass title.

    This movies looks awesome. The best part of the trailer was when Boston kicked in.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Is Tartakovsky the one who's behind the abortion that is Drama Island?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Is Tartakovsky the one who's behind the abortion that is Drama Island?

    nope, but the clone wars artist worked on that show

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh phew.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Did you know he's working on Iron Man 2?

    They hired him to do Storyboards.

    It's gonna be awesome.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Look at that.

    He dodges the force!

    Nobody dodges the force!

    Except Grievous.

    And that's really cool, because it represents ______.

    Clone Wars was good enough that it didn't really have to have some deep meaning or purpose behind everything. It told a good story and did a much better job with characterization than Lucas, especially in regards to Anakin's transition to the dark side.

    So there's no reason why he couldn't throw in a few action sequences that were just there for the fun of it.

    "It doesn't need a good narrative" is a decent answer if it's a Jackie Chan movie. When Jackie Chan fights ten guys at a time using only a ladder, it doesn't need to represent the moral struggles facing 21st-century civilization. It can just be that Jackie Chan is one agile motherfucker.

    But it's not as good an answer when there's a huge preexisting storyline, and things like The Force are already very deliberately loaded with symbolic meaning. Having a character who can dodge it really should mean something. When you set up a something that binds all life and all non-living matter into a universal energy field that can be felt and even manipulated by trained practitioners of a millenia-old religion, having someone who can "dodge" it shouldn't be something you just do for a cool action sequence.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the cgi clone wars series is pretty dang good, sans the parts with snips

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Look at that.

    He dodges the force!

    Nobody dodges the force!

    Except Grievous.

    And that's really cool, because it represents ______.

    Clone Wars was good enough that it didn't really have to have some deep meaning or purpose behind everything. It told a good story and did a much better job with characterization than Lucas, especially in regards to Anakin's transition to the dark side.

    So there's no reason why he couldn't throw in a few action sequences that were just there for the fun of it.

    "It doesn't need a good narrative" is a decent answer if it's a Jackie Chan movie. When Jackie Chan fights ten guys at a time using only a ladder, it doesn't need to represent the moral struggles facing 21st-century civilization. It can just be that Jackie Chan is one agile motherfucker.

    But it's not as good an answer when there's a huge preexisting storyline, and things like The Force are already very deliberately loaded with symbolic meaning. Having a character who can dodge it really should mean something. When you set up a something that binds all life and all non-living matter into a universal energy field that can be felt and even manipulated by trained practitioners of a millenia-old religion, having someone who can "dodge" it shouldn't be something you just do for a cool action sequence.

    When a huge preexisting storyline gets so huge there's like a hundred books by almost as many authors, all considered canon, and six feature films, seven if you count Clone Wars and only three of which are really any good or adhere to their own inner logic, I think the symbolism can be stretched and flexed a wee bit, if you see what I mean

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    t defender: grievous was intended to be a jedi killer who was force attuned but not capable of manipulating it

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Look at that.

    He dodges the force!

    Nobody dodges the force!

    Except Grievous.

    And that's really cool, because it represents ______.

    Clone Wars was good enough that it didn't really have to have some deep meaning or purpose behind everything. It told a good story and did a much better job with characterization than Lucas, especially in regards to Anakin's transition to the dark side.

    So there's no reason why he couldn't throw in a few action sequences that were just there for the fun of it.

    "It doesn't need a good narrative" is a decent answer if it's a Jackie Chan movie. When Jackie Chan fights ten guys at a time using only a ladder, it doesn't need to represent the moral struggles facing 21st-century civilization. It can just be that Jackie Chan is one agile motherfucker.

    But it's not as good an answer when there's a huge preexisting storyline, and things like The Force are already very deliberately loaded with symbolic meaning. Having a character who can dodge it really should mean something. When you set up a something that binds all life and all non-living matter into a universal energy field that can be felt and even manipulated by trained practitioners of a millenia-old religion, having someone who can "dodge" it shouldn't be something you just do for a cool action sequence.

    When a huge preexisting storyline gets so huge there's like a hundred books by almost as many authors, all considered canon, and six feature films, seven if you count Clone Wars and only three of which are really any good or adhere to their own inner logic, I think the symbolism can be stretched and flexed a wee bit, if you see what I mean

    So you're saying somebody already shit the bed. I can accept that.

    Pip: OK, maybe not the way I would want to see it work, but thanks for at least explaining the official plot reason why that can happen.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pip wrote:
    t defender: grievous was intended to be a jedi killer who was force attuned but not capable of manipulating it

    Or you could just bust out the nerdtastic canonical answer

    ...seriously, is that his deal? Because when did that get explained

    t Defender: pretty much!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Pip wrote:
    t defender: grievous was intended to be a jedi killer who was force attuned but not capable of manipulating it

    Or you could just bust out the nerdtastic canonical answer

    ...seriously, is that his deal? Because when did that get explained

    essentially behind the scenes for the tartaovsky series and lucas explaining him

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think I'd rather see something like a robot who can assassinate Jedi because his harmful intentions aren't "emotional" in nature and thus can't be detected. Maybe some armor that isn't easy to cut through would be good, too, although he'd have to be kinda stealthy so he doesn't get Force Chucked Into A Garbage Compactor.

    But still, it's a better answer than "just for a cool fight sequence."

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    grievous was also the precursor surgery to vader

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Pip wrote:
    t defender: grievous was intended to be a jedi killer who was force attuned but not capable of manipulating it

    Or you could just bust out the nerdtastic canonical answer

    ...seriously, is that his deal? Because when did that get explained

    essentially behind the scenes for the tartaovsky series and lucas explaining him

    I really don't think things like that should be things you find out through behind the scenes shit

    It's like that whole "who is the jedi who ordered the clone army and why" thing from episode II, which got answered in a fucking visual encyclopedia book they released along with the movie and nowhere else

    I mean what the hell

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    But...they couldn't have built the Grievous thing on purpose to prepare for Vader, right? I mean him getting burned to shit wasn't really planned, was it?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender you realise that Grievous was actually a genius level tactician, who's vital organs I believe are in the robot exoskeleton.

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