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    NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    her thumbs are so freaky
    like

    holy shit
    club-thumb.jpgclub-thumb.jpg

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    I would take Emily Blunt out to a nice dinner

    You know what's up Q, you are straight up classy

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bemis there is nothing wrong with not being attracted to ugly skanks

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Bemis there is nothing wrong with not being attracted to ugly skanks

    buster kiss me

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    is this where I post that I went to high school with her?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sophie-ellis-bextor6.jpg

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Why didn't you tap dat, SH?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no rangers

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    is this where I post that I went to high school with her?

    i bet she fucked everyone cept you huh

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i'm not saying you have to be attracted to anyone!

    but microanalyzing celebrities to death then saying the minuscule flaws you'd never notice or care about in real life make them objectively sexually unattractive is so annoying

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero sort of looks like that guy who played Frodo.

    Coincidence?

    I THINK NOT

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    i'm not saying you have to be attracted to anyone!

    but microanalyzing celebrities to death then saying the minuscule flaws you'd never notice or care about in real life make them objectively sexually unattractive is so annoying

    those thumbs are something anyone with eyes will notice
    and her face is almost picasso-like

    it's

    odd


    also how the fuck do you not know what elijah wood's name is

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bad actors that are celebrities are annoying.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How can you not notice she's an idiotic skank?
    Not noticing that actually takes a lot of effort in self-delusion I would imagine

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i can't believe when things that aren't perfect get popular

    it makes me so angry

    i want to take on the wooorld

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited September 2009
    I will watch this movie. Clooney makes me laugh uncontrollably in this trailer.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    is this where I post that I went to high school with her?

    i bet she fucked everyone cept you huh

    I dunno, she was a year or two behind me and I was a pretty shy and quiet dude in school.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    How can you not notice she's an idiotic skank?
    Not noticing that actually takes a lot of effort in self-delusion I would imagine

    Explain.

    I never really looked at that much stuff with her, but I want to know your views.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    How can you not notice she's an idiotic skank?
    Not noticing that actually takes a lot of effort in self-delusion I would imagine
    not in that manner

    obviously Megan Fox is not an emotionally attractive woman

    the dudes that are like "x celebrity is so amazingly ugly i would deny her sex because her nose is JUST TOO WEIRD"

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    is this where I post that I went to high school with her?

    i bet she fucked everyone cept you huh

    I dunno, she was a year or two behind me and I was a pretty shy and quiet dude in school.

    yeah i figured i didnt mean to be all mean about it

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    How can you not notice she's an idiotic skank?
    Not noticing that actually takes a lot of effort in self-delusion I would imagine
    not in that manner

    obviously Megan Fox is not an emotionally attractive woman

    the dudes that are like "x celebrity is so amazingly ugly i would deny her sex because her nose is JUST TOO WEIRD"

    Look, we just happen to be discussing things on a forum with dudes that sleep with like 3 different super models a week. We just can't comprehend standards as high as theirs. Us normies just gotta deal with dreaming about low caliber girls like Megan Fox.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    How can you not notice she's an idiotic skank?
    Not noticing that actually takes a lot of effort in self-delusion I would imagine

    Explain.

    I never really looked at that much stuff with her, but I want to know your views.

    I'm sorry I really can't give an adequate answer
    It's really nothing empirical
    Just from the first time I saw her in Transformers all I could think was "Ew. Why is he going after that?"
    And every interview I've seen she's come off as really, really dumb
    I understand dumb, skanky, superficial girls are all over the place but she seems really especially popular with nerds
    And thus I have to hear about her more often
    Suffice it to say that given a choice between this
    megan-fox_0811_1ea1242229018.jpg
    And this
    stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl.jpg

    Would be no choice at all

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh yeah, Flo any day

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh absolutely

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I heard Flo is a total bitch when she's not selling you car insurance.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I heard she's gotten creepy letters from fans

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    I heard Flo is a total bitch when she's not selling you car insurance.

    You shut your whore mouth

    Stephanie Courtney is a Groundling and a very funny woman in all the live shows I've seen

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Although now that I've talked about her so damn much it's going to make it awkward if I ever work with her

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    god seriously look at her face

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    is this where I post that I went to high school with her?

    i bet she fucked everyone cept you huh

    I dunno, she was a year or two behind me and I was a pretty shy and quiet dude in school.

    yeah i figured i didnt mean to be all mean about it

    Odds are she was skanky back then, too, though.

    WAY TO BE A JERK ABOUT MY HORRIBLE TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL KUSU :(


    Although it would be hilarious to see all the dudes later on who would be all

    "Aw yeah, nailed her back in highschool, first period."

    ". . .Aw. . .yeah. . .second period."

    "Aw. . .third."

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah neither Megan Fox nor Stephanie Courtney particularly do it for me.

    Especially not in that make up that I always see Ms. Courtney afflicted with.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I seem to recall reading.... somewhere that Megan Fox once allowed a dude to shit on her chest

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you read some pretty nasty fanfiction, Harrier

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    I seem to recall reading.... somewhere that Megan Fox once allowed a dude to shit on her chest

    oh everyone's had that happen to them at least once

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    you read some pretty nasty fanfiction, Harrier
    While this is true, it is not where I encountered the notion

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I was going to have this chick shit on my chest the other week. It was going to be my first time but when I was at 7-11 some hobo snuck up on me and pinned me down than shat on my chest. He totally ruined it.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hahaha A++ would read again

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    unintentional wrote: »
    hahaha A++ would read again

    Something about this combined with your avatar makes me smile.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I started watching speed racer today while I was working out

    I'm only like 15 minutes in but so far its really trippy

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would imagine most disgusting fanfics about Megan Fox still pale in comparison with the things Megan Fox has actually done.

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