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Guitar Hero: Baby loves to dance in the dark

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm thinking that having fat pig fingers wouldn't really help you play the guitar better.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Chances are high we'll see Risky Business done yet again, only with the four Tom Cruises mutating into Gwar or something.

    You say that like it'd be a bad thing... Seriously, if GWAR turned up in Risky Business knock-off commercial that would, if you'll pardon the phrase, rock. I still wouldn't buy the game, but c'mon! GWAR!!!

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wonder how much it'll take for Dehumanized to realize the error of his ways.

    His DNA turns into note gems? Seriously?

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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    For the first half of that trailer, I refused to believe it was real. Just........wow.......there are no words.


    Guitar Hero iz teh h4rdC0rE. If you are 15 years old and spend most days in detention after school, this game is for you.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I kept thinking the whole time 'this is so expensive.' This is money they are taking away from DJ Hero 2 and turning it into a pig to increase it's multiplier.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Supposedly DJ Hero 2 is still being made. At least that's what Kotick said when he mentioned the only Hero games released this year will be Guitar Hero and DJ Hero.

    Pray that one doesn't get a dumbass plot stitched onto it.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't see why even the most metal of rockers would want to turn into a smelly pig man.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Look... Boars are hardcore. You're just too busy listening to your lame-ass prog or kiddie pop to understand, man.

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This game just sounds so horribly stupid and I really have no plans on buying it.

    It's almost as if Neversoft is intentionally sabotaging the game. :P

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I swear to god I saw a Warcraft Forsaken towards the end of that video. As in, the exact same model and everything. I'll see if I can get a snap of it.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If this isn't borrowed and manipulated from Blizzard CG team, I'd be pretty surprised.
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    spoiler'd for h-scroll

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't see why even the most metal of rockers would want to turn into a smelly pig man.

    If a shaved bear can play guitar for Ozzy, surely pig man has his place?

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Guess what? This game will have a "completely redesigned rock-inspired guitar controller." Whee! I can't wait to see what sort of unnecessary bullshit they add a la the touch strip!

    Also this game will have over 90 songs, so if you feel like enduring an extra long slog of pain, there ya go.

    http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/28831/Activision_Unveils_Quest_Mode_New_Guitar_For_Guitar_Hero_Warriors_Of_Rock.php

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Supposedly DJ Hero 2 is still being made. At least that's what Kotick said when he mentioned the only Hero games released this year will be Guitar Hero and DJ Hero.

    Pray that one doesn't get a dumbass plot stitched onto it.

    DJ Hero 2: Battle 4 Da Streetz

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    David_T wrote: »
    If a shaved bear can play guitar for Ozzy, surely pig man has his place?

    Guys...
    It's Manbearpig!
    Guess what? This game will have a "completely redesigned rock-inspired guitar controller." Whee! I can't wait to see what sort of unnecessary bullshit they add a la the touch strip!
    There will be a sensor which you can trigger by doing lines of coke between songs, adding x2 to your multiplier.

    Also, from the article;
    promising over 90 songs from artists like Linkin Park, Megadeth and My Chemical Romance
    They're saving rock guys! With Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance! What could possibly be more hardcore and rock'n'roll than that?

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Supposedly DJ Hero 2 is still being made. At least that's what Kotick said when he mentioned the only Hero games released this year will be Guitar Hero and DJ Hero.

    Pray that one doesn't get a dumbass plot stitched onto it.

    DJ Hero 2: Battl3 4 Da 5treetz6789

    Fixed.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had heard of a new Darskstalkers being worked on, but this is not what I was hoping for.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I mean, any animal less delicious

    I don't think the best way to save rock is being turned on a spit

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I mean, any animal less delicious

    I don't think the best way to save rock is being turned on a spit

    Muslims and Jews need not apply, thanks.

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    I wonder how much it'll take for Dehumanized to realize the error of his ways.

    His DNA turns into note gems? Seriously?

    every time something hilarious about the game comes out the price at which i'd be willing to buy it drops

    i was at $30 until two weeks ago, now i'm down to $22

    also, i live in a state with sales tax, so that $22 is more like $19

    i imagine i'll be down to $10 or lower by the time they release

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The actual price or the price you'd pay?
    wakkawakkawakka

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  • Raybies666Raybies666 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also this game will have over 90 songs, so if you feel like enduring an extra long slog of pain, there ya go.

    90 songs on the disc, and thats a bad thing? nonsense.

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Whelp, this franchise is done.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The trailer even has Brutal Legend's intro music. AHAHAHHAHAHAH...

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Watching Raybies666 continually defend these series even as it circles the drain is becoming its own entertaining metagame

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raybies666 wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also this game will have over 90 songs, so if you feel like enduring an extra long slog of pain, there ya go.

    90 songs on the disc, and thats a bad thing? nonsense.

    See, you're assuming it will be 90 good songs. It won't be.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raybies666 wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Also this game will have over 90 songs, so if you feel like enduring an extra long slog of pain, there ya go.

    90 songs on the disc, and thats a bad thing? nonsense.

    See, you're assuming it will be 90 good songs. It won't be.

    And that the songs will be fun to play. They won't be.

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  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The Rock Band 3 announcement could - and I stress COULD - be the nail in the coffin.

    Rock Band vs. GH3 = Pretty even split amongst most fans of the music genre. After GH3 had been out for awhile, word got around it was balls hard and not fun towards the end, and people took note that RB was doing weekly DLC releases. All in all though, fans were split.

    Rock Band 2 vs. THE WORLDS FIRST BAND GAME = Scales slightly tipped in Rock Band's favor. Everything was backwards compatible with previous songs, and GH's touchstrip sucked. The charts for GH were pretty much universally declared inferior, and even bands like Tool that people went nuts over didn't really cause that big a stir once the game actually came out.

    Then Rock Band decided to release a full on Beatles game, and a family style expansion pack - and GH pumped out a shitton of randomness on every platform possible - including a game consisting entirely of songs that were found in the series already (albeit not with full band play). They also totally squandered the "exclusive" artists they had. They also are yet to allow full exports from the previous games.

    Harmonies + Keyboard/Keytar + any other surprises vs. TURN INTO AN ANIMALLLLLLLLLLL

    I know the music game genre is dying as a whole, but this could be it in the battle of the music games.

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Watching Raybies666 continually defend these series even as it circles the drain is becoming its own entertaining metagame

    The common thread I've seen elsewhere is, "Well, at least they're trying something NEW."

    I'm not sure why that's considered a valid defense.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Actually, Guitar Hero has always outsold Rock Band by a decent margin, at least until the last go-round. Guitar Hero 5 sold less than Beatles Rock Band, despite very loudly giving away Wolfgang's iPod for free. Band Hero did crappy. Lego Rock Band did horribly I think, then again Warner Bros. (who published Lego Rock Band) didn't spend a single red cent advertising the damn thing.

    The big wild-card for this year is how Green Day Rock Band affects things. Will audiences buy the crap out of it? Will it drain energy from the Rock Band franchises as a whole, just like the 47 different Guitar Heroes did for that one? Or will audiences largely ignore it?

    Beyond that, I'd say Rock Band 3's actually poised to do well this year, considering its changes are potentially intriguing rather than embarrassing. Also Pig Hero is flushing the "oh hey let's play this at a party" thing down the toilet, which was a huge chunk of its appeal.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    Watching Raybies666 continually defend these series even as it circles the drain is becoming its own entertaining metagame

    The common thread I've seen elsewhere is, "Well, at least they're trying something NEW."

    I'm not sure why that's considered a valid defense.

    If by trying something new you mean strip out the Brutal Legend IP and make it into a guitar hero game, yes, they're trying something new.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    glithert wrote: »
    Watching Raybies666 continually defend these series even as it circles the drain is becoming its own entertaining metagame

    The common thread I've seen elsewhere is, "Well, at least they're trying something NEW."

    I'm not sure why that's considered a valid defense.

    Playing guitar with famous people in the background = old and LAAAME.

    Playing guitar with humanoid pigs and wacky transformations in the background = new and XXXXCITING!!

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  • FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Actually, Guitar Hero has always outsold Rock Band by a decent margin, at least until the last go-round. Guitar Hero 5 sold less than Beatles Rock Band, despite very loudly giving away Wolfgang's iPod for free. Band Hero did crappy. Lego Rock Band did horribly I think, then again Warner Bros. (who published Lego Rock Band) didn't spend a single red cent advertising the damn thing.

    The big wild-card for this year is how Green Day Rock Band affects things. Will audiences buy the crap out of it? Will it drain energy from the Rock Band franchises as a whole, just like the 47 different Guitar Heroes did for that one? Or will audiences largely ignore it?

    Beyond that, I'd say Rock Band 3's actually poised to do well this year, considering its changes are potentially intriguing rather than embarrassing. Also Pig Hero is flushing the "oh hey let's play this at a party" thing down the toilet, which was a huge chunk of its appeal.

    Harmonix doesn't care either way - they get royalties off Guitar Hero.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I know the music game genre is dying as a whole, but this could be it in the battle of the music games.
    I don't think the music game genre is dying. It's just past the 'holy shit new / novelty / everyone must buy it' phase. GH:WoR is the final GH game. With just the RB franchise still around, the market will go back to not being oversaturated, and become more stable. It won't be as big as it was, but it will be fine.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I know the music game genre is dying as a whole, but this could be it in the battle of the music games.
    I don't think the music game genre is dying. It's just past the 'holy shit new / novelty / everyone must buy it' phase. GH:WoR is the final GH game. With just the RB franchise still around, the market will go back to not being oversaturated, and become more stable. It won't be as big as it was, but it will be fine.

    You also have to consider that the genre hasn't seen much change since the original Rock Band came out, and that was three years ago. Even Rock Band 2, as good as it was, was just a more polished version of Rock Band. Then there's the fact that it's been almost two years since the last "main game" in the series came out and some people even see Harmonix as over-saturating the market with Green Day and Lego Rock Band.

    Meanwhile on Activision's side, the last two years have basically boiled down to "LOOK AT ALL THE SONGS WE CAN PUT OUT!!" Kind of ironic when you consider that Rock Band puts out way more as DLC (yet I wouldn't make the same against them, for some weird reason). But they haven't done anything to further the genre, just hope that the music genre gravy train keeps rolling in the dough and that MORE MUSIC = HAPPY PEOPLE AND SALES YAY.

    I'd say at this point, the music genre is kind of hinging on Rock Band 3. If they can add something new to the genre, Harmonix stands to rule the whole thing, seeing as how Neversoft has guitar brain damage. If not, then the genre will pretty much fall back on...well, people like us who would buy Rock Band 3 even if it did nothing new.

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  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cantido wrote: »
    The trailer even has Brutal Legend's intro music. AHAHAHHAHAHAH...

    Well the song is probably in the game...

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Omeks wrote: »
    I'd say at this point, the music genre is kind of hinging on Rock Band 3. If they can add something new to the genre, Harmonix stands to rule the whole thing, seeing as how Neversoft has guitar brain damage. If not, then the genre will pretty much fall back on...well, people like us who would buy Rock Band 3 even if it did nothing new.

    There isn't anything new to be added, though. I mean, sure support for other instruments perhaps. But that's not exactly innovative or original or whatever other superlative people are clamouring for now. For games like this, it's all about the feature creep and fine tuning what's there.

    Guitar Hero has always been about some shitty story or other since the beginning, and other than introducing drums and singing to the experience, Activision has done little else to push the rhythm game genre. Maybe DJ Hero. But I'm not sure slight changes to the interface mechanics are exactly 'new'.

    So long as everybody reminds themselves that the music rhythm genre was always pretty niche and had simply enjoyed a brief period when everybody was into it, it can settle into a comfortable side journey on the gaming highway. But it will always have a barrier for entry, thus keeping the audience size down. Hell, as time goes by, Rock Band itself will just continue to fragment their own consumer base. But it can still keep motoring along even then.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Endaro wrote: »
    Cantido wrote: »
    The trailer even has Brutal Legend's intro music. AHAHAHHAHAHAH...

    Well the song is probably in the game...

    And they just happened to pick the one from Brutal Legend's intro. A complete coincidence.

    I...what?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Band Hero did crappy. Lego Rock Band did horribly I think, then again Warner Bros. (who published Lego Rock Band) didn't spend a single red cent advertising the damn thing.

    Activision still technically "won" this one.

    Band Hero didn't do well at all, but it did a lot better than Lego RB

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Omeks wrote: »
    I'd say at this point, the music genre is kind of hinging on Rock Band 3. If they can add something new to the genre, Harmonix stands to rule the whole thing, seeing as how Neversoft has guitar brain damage. If not, then the genre will pretty much fall back on...well, people like us who would buy Rock Band 3 even if it did nothing new.

    There isn't anything new to be added, though. I mean, sure support for other instruments perhaps. But that's not exactly innovative or original or whatever other superlative people are clamouring for now. For games like this, it's all about the feature creep and fine tuning what's there.

    It really depends on what comes of the rumor/claim that RB3 will to some extent help people learn how to play an actual instrument. If they actually pull that off somehow, it would be a pretty good next step.

    Separate from that, sort of;
    I'm kind of hoping the new instrument in RB3 is a Continuum style keyboard. It won't be, but that would be awesome.

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