I was going to make a thread recently about how SE++ loves to pat itself on the back for being super hot but in reality everyone here is high average at best, myself included
some forumers are legitimately attractive like killjoy and tossrock and yes viv you are attractive and others but otherwise it's a bunch of plain-looking people who love to make passing references to how attractive they are
on the internet? really?
listen I know it's hard to believe but you gotta bear with me here
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I was going to make a thread recently about how SE++ loves to pat itself on the back for being super hot but in reality everyone here is high average at best, myself included
some forumers are legitimately attractive like killjoy and tossrock and yes viv you are attractive and others but otherwise it's a bunch of plain-looking people who love to make passing references to how attractive they are
True, though I would argue that attractiveness is not necessarily the same as physical looks. I think there's also some personality in there as well.
And based on that, I have about a decade's worth of empirical evidence that suggest I'm probably extremely unattractive.
I was going to make a thread recently about how SE++ loves to pat itself on the back for being super hot but in reality everyone here is high average at best, myself included
some forumers are legitimately attractive like killjoy and tossrock and yes viv you are attractive and others but otherwise it's a bunch of plain-looking people who love to make passing references to how attractive they are
i look like the bottom of a shoe
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh I hate my skin soooo much
oh god I am spiraling into my weekly lament over the condition of my epidermis
I am hot but then I am a robot when I am talking to people
It was such a nice conversation I had with someone I work with when they saw me with my freind in public and how talkitive I was to her compared not talking or just saying Ok to my coworkers
I find very attractive girls to be very attractive...but I also find most of the plainer girls extremely attractive as well. I don't mean plain like ugh, I mean plain like the kind of girl who looks like your neighbor, or something...
yeah I was searching for it because I was going to leave you a message on your wall
and then you didn't show up in search and I was all DID HE DELETE ME BECAUSE I CALLED HIM A SNOT
and I was about to cry
and then I realized that there was no possible way you would do that so I figured you deleted it for some reason
trying to sever my ties to the web
want to spend as little time on it as possible while I'm abroad
also, I don't want to know what my friends are up to - I want to get back and to be able to hear about what they've been doing and what has gone down and tell them my own stories without our conversations just being "oh, yeah, I saw that you did that on facebook"
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every time forumer penises come up I remember the time when Futore told me and Blake that if he couldn't fit his penis into a toilet paper tube he needed extra large condoms
then I giggle
because while it's not all that long you could definitely bludgeon someone into a coma with it
I was going to make a thread recently about how SE++ loves to pat itself on the back for being super hot but in reality everyone here is high average at best, myself included
some forumers are legitimately attractive like killjoy and tossrock and yes viv you are attractive and others but otherwise it's a bunch of plain-looking people who love to make passing references to how attractive they are
i look like the bottom of a shoe
oh, woops, right
my mistake
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I see a good nose, eyes which seem to always have bags under them, a forehead, and flat hair, but I can't put these things together
I have pretty nice hair, and am told I have pretty eyes.
All in all, I'm not bad looking.
But, for some reason, I can't be in a photograph and not look kind of awkward.
Also I cannot smile very big unless I get photographed while I'm genuinely laughing about something. Any deliberate attempt to make my teeth visible while smiling will always come out looking forced.
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I was going to make a thread recently about how SE++ loves to pat itself on the back for being super hot but in reality everyone here is high average at best, myself included
some forumers are legitimately attractive like killjoy and tossrock and yes viv you are attractive and others but otherwise it's a bunch of plain-looking people who love to make passing references to how attractive they are
every time forumer penises come up I remember the time when Futore told me and Blake that if he couldn't fit his penis into a toilet paper tube he needed extra large condoms
then I giggle
because while it's not all that long you could definitely bludgeon someone into a coma with it
bongi and i recently had a conversation about this
we were talking about penises and i commented on how the ladies often tell me i am big in the pants and i've often had a bit of an issue fitting in lasses
but i'm like 6" at full mast on my best day
and he's like "have you tried the toilet paper tube test?"
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listen I know it's hard to believe but you gotta bear with me here
also when you take a leak men think you are doing the caber toss at the highland games
really? he doesnt have slurred speech or anything he speaks rather clearly.
y'all is broken
True, though I would argue that attractiveness is not necessarily the same as physical looks. I think there's also some personality in there as well.
And based on that, I have about a decade's worth of empirical evidence that suggest I'm probably extremely unattractive.
So, uh, there you go.
yeah I was searching for it because I was going to leave you a message on your wall
and then you didn't show up in search and I was all DID HE DELETE ME BECAUSE I CALLED HIM A SNOT
and I was about to cry
and then I realized that there was no possible way you would do that so I figured you deleted it for some reason
I think I heard a song about that...
I see a good nose, eyes which seem to always have bags under them, a forehead, and flat hair, but I can't put these things together
Man I have seen Cal's dick when limp, that shit is like a firehose
seriously your dick's going to rip out of your groin one day from lack of muscle support
i look like the bottom of a shoe
oh god I am spiraling into my weekly lament over the condition of my epidermis
It was such a nice conversation I had with someone I work with when they saw me with my freind in public and how talkitive I was to her compared not talking or just saying Ok to my coworkers
have you considered just having it removed?
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trying to sever my ties to the web
want to spend as little time on it as possible while I'm abroad
also, I don't want to know what my friends are up to - I want to get back and to be able to hear about what they've been doing and what has gone down and tell them my own stories without our conversations just being "oh, yeah, I saw that you did that on facebook"
then I giggle
because while it's not all that long you could definitely bludgeon someone into a coma with it
i had a big ole plate of nachos when i went to dinner with my friends on saturday night
and i had a can of soup on sunday
but money is so tight
i got $90 to last me all of september
oh, woops, right
my mistake
but that would make uglier than I am now
also redder
and messier
I have pretty nice hair, and am told I have pretty eyes.
All in all, I'm not bad looking.
But, for some reason, I can't be in a photograph and not look kind of awkward.
Also I cannot smile very big unless I get photographed while I'm genuinely laughing about something. Any deliberate attempt to make my teeth visible while smiling will always come out looking forced.
which is good!
almost lost 20 pounds
Aw man I've been there.
Shit loads of eggs, bread (for egg sammiches on toast) and pasta/pasta sauce. (I love that pasta is cheaper than dirt)
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Gods I would like stacked in my closet.
the rest is pretty much right though
hahahah
have money and a car and a working kitchen but the less money I spend here the more money I can spend on food in Barcelona
Need to upload the photo first.
bongi and i recently had a conversation about this
we were talking about penises and i commented on how the ladies often tell me i am big in the pants and i've often had a bit of an issue fitting in lasses
but i'm like 6" at full mast on my best day
and he's like "have you tried the toilet paper tube test?"
i say "the wha?"
he explains
sure enough, doesn't fit
no wonder i usually have to use lube
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Open a window? It's actually pretty cool tonight.
Satans..... hints.....
awesome!