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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    man i should probably get something to eat

    i had a big ole plate of nachos when i went to dinner with my friends on saturday night

    and i had a can of soup on sunday

    but money is so tight

    i got $90 to last me all of september

    Aw man I've been there.

    Shit loads of eggs, bread (for egg sammiches on toast) and pasta/pasta sauce. (I love that pasta is cheaper than dirt)

    this summer i've survived almost entirely off pasta and vitamins

    pretty sure that's not healthy

    but i've survived!

    i still manage to be chubby because i don't exercise enough :?

    Pony on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I am sleepy but I have a headache and it is fucking hot

    Open a window? It's actually pretty cool tonight.

    The window is hot

    I dunno, our apartment is weird in regards to heat and stuff

    Moriveth on
  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    High five rane

    edit oops

    Drew-B on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just want to point out that I have a pretty decent sized dong and am an incredible physical specimen.

    The line to sleep with me at PAX is forming to your left

    the wook on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    Charles Kinbote on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I get hotter every day thanks to the gym

    my mirror-looking is starting to kick in

    someone help!

    Raneados on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    still 130 lb

    have money and a car and a working kitchen but the less money I spend here the more money I can spend on food in Barcelona :D

    200.jpg

    No no, this:
    optimum-nutrition-serious-m.jpg

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    I once again posit that you need to be smart to be a nerd

    I'm more of a goober

    Raneados on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i definitely need something because holy fuck am I skinny

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I just want to point out that I have a pretty decent sized dong and am an incredible physical specimen.

    The line to sleep with me at PAX is forming to your left
    Wook you need to stop watching all of that asian porn so you have a realistic idea of penis size.

    Blake T on
  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    I like girls but I just don't know

    What's gay about saying I want you inside me

    Guys say that all the time to each other

    Drew-B on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I have not seen any forumer private bits.

    For this I am glad.

    Neither have I. I have, however, been sent miscelaneous private bits by Tube.

    I noticed I had a new PM one time and come to find horse beastiality porn staring back at me.

    Not even low-quality blurry crap, but a very clear picture of a woman being showered in horse penis.

    Thanks Tube, I'll just put this over in the folder of horrible images I am forced to carry with me forever.
    Ha HA...

    Awkward moments.

    This seems extremely out of character

    are we talking about the same Tube here? Cardboard Tube, the admin of the forums?

    Yes, that Cardtube Tube.

    Goatmon on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    I once again posit that you need to be smart to be a nerd

    I'm more of a goober

    wait wouldn't you be a dweeb then

    I thought that in order to be a goober you had to be 8 and have a teenage sister and it has to be the early 90s

    Charles Kinbote on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I am pretty hot you guys.

    yes it is true:

    4816_125568127024_584027024_3276410_2909703_n.jpg

    Vivixenne on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i prefer the term geek *pushes glasses up nose*

    Tossrock on
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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i definitely need something because holy fuck am I skinny

    You can't really NOT gain weight when you take a supplement that has 700 calories, 130g carbs and 50g protein per serving while lifting weights. i.e. Mass xxx

    Drew-B on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    tube is a jerkbox how did you not know that

    Raneados on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    G&T quality post

    Pony on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I just want to point out that I have a pretty decent sized dong and am an incredible physical specimen.

    The line to sleep with me at PAX is forming to your left
    Wook you need to stop watching all of that asian porn so you have a realistic idea of penis size.

    I once calculated the volume of my penis. I can't remember the number, but it wasn't really impressive at all.

    the wook on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    yes it is true:

    4816_125568127024_584027024_3276410_2909703_n.jpg
    Nice shoulders!

    Callius on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    tube is a jerkbox how did you not know that

    but, he seems like a professional jerkbox

    you know

    lawful evil type shit

    Tossrock on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i definitely need something because holy fuck am I skinny

    you and Blake could be bulk-buddies or some such

    because he's super tall and pretty lean he has all this stuff in our pantry and I don't know what it is but it comes in massive plastic containers and I think it's meant for building muscle or something

    Vivixenne on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    I once again posit that you need to be smart to be a nerd

    I'm more of a goober

    wait wouldn't you be a dweeb then

    I thought that in order to be a goober you had to be 8 and have a teenage sister and it has to be the early 90s

    I dunno dweebs have like plaid yellow shirts and glasses on a string and acne right

    ooh and green clacks that are too short because they are pulled high

    nah I'm definitely a goober

    Raneados on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    yes it is true:

    4816_125568127024_584027024_3276410_2909703_n.jpg
    Nice shoulders!

    I KNOW

    Vivixenne on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    G&T quality post

    yeah but I don't see G&T posters patting themselves on the back over how "hot" they are nearly as much

    here if you read between the lines people spend a lotta time casually mentioning how ruthlessly attractive they are

    not a big deal or nothing, just pretty funny

    Charles Kinbote on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I always saw you as more of a goofball, Rane

    Moriveth on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I just want to point out that I have a pretty decent sized dong and am an incredible physical specimen.

    The line to sleep with me at PAX is forming to your left
    Wook you need to stop watching all of that asian porn so you have a realistic idea of penis size.

    man what the fuck is up with that anyway

    are asian dudes really that small on average

    is the stereotype true?

    or do they just try to hire guys with micropenis for japanese porn?

    maybe to make other japanese dudes feel better about themselves?

    all i know is the cocks in japanese porn are so tiny they are gross

    the women and their stomped cat screeching ain't helping shit

    plus the mosaics

    god damn japanese porn is awful on so many levels

    Pony on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also, Rainydose... per your previous inquiry regarding my muscleses
    abs.jpg

    ....

    I gotta work on my pecs like somethin' fierce

    Callius on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I just want to point out that I have a pretty decent sized dong and am an incredible physical specimen.

    The line to sleep with me at PAX is forming to your left
    Wook you need to stop watching all of that asian porn so you have a realistic idea of penis size.

    I once calculated the volume of my penis. I can't remember the number, but it wasn't really impressive at all.

    Did you like do the maths?

    Or did you just dip your wang into a glass of water and figure out the displacement?

    Blake T on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i remember Nusch being decently good looking

    if any of you remember him

    Raneados on
  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    yes it is true:

    4816_125568127024_584027024_3276410_2909703_n.jpg
    Nice shoulders!

    I KNOW

    you've all already said this before!

    but seriously, deja vu

    Drew-B on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    i definitely need something because holy fuck am I skinny

    You can't really NOT gain weight when you take a supplement that has 700 calories, 130g carbs and 50g protein per serving while lifting weights. i.e. Mass xxx

    Serious Mass is like 1250 calories and 200g carbs 8-)

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    G&T quality post

    yeah but I don't see G&T posters patting themselves on the back over how "hot" they are nearly as much

    here if you read between the lines people spend a lotta time casually mentioning how ruthlessly attractive they are

    not a big deal or nothing, just pretty funny

    no need to read between the lines with me

    i know i'm good looking and i will say so openly 8-)

    if you don't think so shank, that's fine

    as a heterosexual your opinion is barely valid anyway

    Pony on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I just want to point out that I have a pretty decent sized dong and am an incredible physical specimen.

    The line to sleep with me at PAX is forming to your left
    Wook you need to stop watching all of that asian porn so you have a realistic idea of penis size.

    I once calculated the volume of my penis. I can't remember the number, but it wasn't really impressive at all.

    Did you like do the maths?

    Or did you just dip your wang into a glass of water and figure out the displacement?

    I just re-did the maths

    25.4 in^3, more or less

    the wook on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    1) nice abs

    2) nice veins

    3) hahaha I see hair

    Raneados on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wow callius is actually skinnier than I am I think maybe

    Charles Kinbote on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Also, Rainydose... per your previous inquiry regarding my muscleses
    abs.jpg

    ....

    I gotta work on my pecs like somethin' fierce

    I was kind worried the the second spoiler was the lower picture
    'worried' :winky:

    Fishman on
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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd always wondered what Callius's pubes looked like

    wait, no, I hadn't

    Tossrock on
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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote:
    I dunno dweebs have like plaid yellow shirts and glasses on a string

    this is hip as fuck

    Fabricate on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i remember Nusch being decently good looking

    if any of you remember him

    I remember him.

    Pilot and photographer dude yeah?

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
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