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Phalla of the Dead - Game Over - Zombie Feast! (Mafia Win)

Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Critical Failures
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It started flash in the sky and a ripple through the clouds. A storm is coming thought Barbara as she visited her mother's grave. She could see the strangers walking through the wood next to the grave yard. A monkey escaped a research lab, with pure hate in its eyes. A man woke up all alone in a hospital room screaming.
The news reported another murder that night. The say method is the same as the last killing. The victim had bite marks all over his body and the cause of death was being shot through the head.
Mayor Klien reassured the people of Jonesphallaburg that matter was being handled by local people. He did say that he will listen to the people on who law officers will question next by public vote. He urged people again not to take matter into their own hands. He reminded people for the tragedies that had befell the town in the past when people took matters into their own hands. Again he assured people that the town government is working for the people.
He was a fool. It was a shame most people believed him at first. If they were wiser, less trusting of his dazzling smile,maybe it wouldn’t have gotten so bad…




This is a phalla game involving zombies. What is phalla? Check it out here

Here are some basic rules:
-No forwarding or quoting Role PMs, screep caps, or anonymous contact.
-Please send me a link to any proboards made during the game.
-Vote in Red for one person to lock in jail, ask for Clarifications in Orange, I might answer them. Clarifications can also be asked through PM if it pertains to something private.
-Inactives will be killed. Post twice a day, and vote. Miss two votes consectuvively, and you will die!
-You may make 1 post a day after death. This post cannot contain game information and must be creepy.
-No talking about the game with dead players.
-You there are roles you don't like, most likely they are in this game. This will be your only warning.
- Vote will close at 12:00am Eastern time. Midnight.


Players:
1. dunedainjedi (Max Brooks - Zombie Researcher) - Torn to pieces
2. [strike]Dac Vin[/strike] - simonwolf - zombie
3. kime (Thomas Rogan) - Killed by Zombie
4. Delmain – (Henry Gnissen – Guard) - killed by zombie
5. Daius (Chet Faliszek) - Shot by the police
6. Mr. Defecation (Ralph Macchio) - Stabbed to death
7. [strike]B:L[/strike] - Orange Soda (Herbert West) - eaten by wild zombie
8. jdarksun (Lindsey Kapanak) - Torn to pieces
9. Dunadan019 (John Casey - Very Suicidal) - Torn to pieces
10. [strike]Arivia[/strike] - uean (John Layman) - Killed by Zombie
11. samurai6966 (Zack Snyder - RAGE zombie) - shot by rifle
12. Jobastion (Arthur Suydam) - Shot with a shotgun
13. Dogbone33 (Chris Redfield - Survivalist) - Torn to pieces
14. Egos (Robert Stack) - By the "Zombie Killer"
15. Rainfall (Leon Kennedy) - Torn to pieces
16. psolms (Charlotte Charles - Zombie) - Shot by police while being arrested for being the "Zombie Killer"
17. Captain Eleven (Trey Parker) - Stabbed to death
18. SpectralSpork (Marcus Wilson) - Zombie
19. Julius Caezure (Jonathan Swift – Zombie) - Torn apart
20. Nocturne (Simon Pegg - Action Seer) - Shot with a shotgun
21. Burnage (Duane Jones) - Zombie
22. Kay (Eric Cartman) - Zombie
23. zenpotato (Chris Rock) - Torn to pieces
24. Moleface (Joel Nolan – Narrator) – Torn Apart
25. shalmelo (Chriss Sessions) - Shot with a shotgun
26. WhiteZinfandel (Sam Raimi - Crazy Person) - By the "Zombie Killer"
27. cj iwakura (Charlie Adler - Zombie) - Shot with a shotgun
28. ShadowThomas (Roger Dalton) - Torn to pieces
29. Nion (Abe Klien - Mayor, vote +3) - Killed by Zombie
30. Zandracon - Last villager alive, I'll call you Bob.
31. SimpsonsParadox (Barry Burton) – eaten by wild zombie
32. Fatal3RR0R (Barry Miller) - Killed by Zombie
33. crimsoncoyote (Donna Garth - Mason) - killed by zombie
34. Savant (Paul Anderson) - Eaten by wild Zombie
35. Osvik (Cillian Murphy) - shot by hand gun
36. Exarch (Frank West) - Killed by Zombie
37. Powerpuppies (Robert Kirkman - Zombie Researcher) - Eaten by wild animals????
38. Obbi (Andrew Currie:- Goth) - Torn to pieces
39. [strike]Trust[/strike] - LemmingHead (Andrew Monday) - killed by zombie
40. DasUberEdward (Albert Wesker) - Torn to pieces
41. [strike]Fiaryn[/strike] Zerinan - Zombie
42. Seriously (Dan Cain) - killed by zombie
43. OptimusZed (Matt Stone) - Shot with a shotgun
44. oaklore (Steve Rogers) - Eaten by wild animals????
45. warban (John Smith) - Shot by the police
46. Houn (James Potter) - torn to pieces
47. iamtheaznman (Samantha Rainfall - Zombie Hunter) - Killed by Zombie
48. Faynor (Steve Miner) - Shot with a shotgun
49. Thetheroo (Billy West) - Eaten by wild Zombie
50. [strike]Hellbunny[/strike] Rawkking Goodguy (Taylor Madison - RAGE Zombie) - Killed by Zombie
51. Lady Eri (Samantha White) - Eaten by wild Zombie
52. Erich Zahn (Simon Garth – Mason) - killed by zombie
53. Darian (Marcus Gilbert - RAGE zombie) - shot by shotgun
54. Kagera (Jake Mazing) - Killed by Zombie
55. Shamus (Ving Rhames) - torn to pieces
56. [strike]Maximus[/strike] - Gonmun (Danny Boyle - RAGE Researcher) - Eaten by wild animals????
57. Gumpy (Father Paul Maxie - Preacher Man) - Eaten by wild Zombie
58. [strike]bwanie[/strike] - [strike]Malkor[/strike] - lonelyahava (Freda Cheese) - Zombie
59. kuhlmeye (Ash J. Williams - Vigilante) - killed by zombie
60. Celebrim (Dr. George A. Romero – Virus Seer) – killed by police

Special Awards!

Zandracon for being the last villager alive.
Dunadan019 for best plot to get voted out that back-fired.
DasUberEdward for making the GM smile more then he should.
Orange Soda gets the pissing off the GM award.
B:L for being ran over.
Burnage for best avatar in the whole game.


Special Awards have nothing to do with who won the game, I just like to give shout outs. You all still lost. :P Except Burnage, he did win.

I need to give props to Mr. Blarney for coming up with the pic in the OP. It was exactly what I was looking for, thank you Mr. B. And Moleface for helping me write the narration. Anything in Slate Grey was him - not me.

Day One
Day Two
Day Three
Day Four
Day Five
Day Six
Day Seven
Day Eight
Day Nine
Game Over

Villager PM - if you did not get a role PM, congrats you're a villager!
You are John/Jane Doe: Villager!

You have lived in Jonesphallaburg all you life. You like this town and want to keep it around. When people started killing each other, you knew if wasn’t right. You and the rest of the town have formed a lynch mob to find out who ever might be the “zombie killer.” Each night you can vote for one person to be questioned in jail. When you die, you will get a name.

You know you can not hold out until the end with out going out to look for supplies, look for your chance to do that.

You win when the “zombie killers” are all destroyed.
Toxic Toys wrote:
What is that "Get a name thing?" Is this Fight club?
We don't talk about fight club! As I have done in the past I'll be naming people as they die. It will be random names I pick out. So when you see Harry potter dead in the narration, you need to look at the list of the dead to see what player was Harry Potter.
Egos wrote: »
Toxic Toys wrote: »
You win when the “zombie killers” are all destroyed.

So wait, does this mean if we are a villager we want to get rid of the person killing zombies? Or the zombie who is also a killer?

Zombie Killer is just a colorful named given to the murder.

All votes made after the narration count.

Toxic Toys wrote: »
OK - you all now have the same PM.

Toxic Toys wrote:
You are a villager - check the OP.
Arivia wrote: »
oh tang, so terrible you're still shit in a vacuum

On this note, make sure I know who you are voting for. I'm counting this for Orange Soda. If it's not clear I'll ask only once then not count your vote.

Order of Actions:

Guards/Injections -> Village/Neutral kills -> Undead Zombie Kills/Conversations -> RAGE Kills -> Seers -> resurrection -> Vote.

I wanted to run this game like a zombie movie. You really don't know what is happening untill the shit hits the fan.
Added after the game ended.

3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    First!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I hate phalla.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Second!

    No forwarding ANY PMs, or just host-PMs?

    Edit: DAAAAAC!

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Dibs on Zoey.

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited September 2009
    We've already taken care of G.
    You're next.

    THIS THEME CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT IT TO BE

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !brainssssssssss

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !brainssssssssss

    There's no !brainssssssssss in Phalla!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Its a Phallaganza

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2009
    braiiiiiiinz

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Second!

    No forwarding ANY PMs, or just host-PMs?

    Edit: DAAAAAC!

    No PM ever while you are playing!

    Or I"ll just go fix the OP.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?
    Maybe? Right now it does, but be a bit lenient, I think Toxic is only partially conscious :lol:.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    And though you fight to stay alive
    Your body starts to shiver
    For no mere mortal can resist
    The evil of the thriller.

    OooOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHooOOOoHAHAHAHAHAHHoOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOoOoOo

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Goddammit. Work just became insanely busy again when I thought I'd get a break for a week. =/

    I'm reluctant to sign up since I know I won't be able to be very active during the weekdays for the next month or so and not being active in a phalla is anathema. I'll check back later if you're having problems filling the roster for whatever reason.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

    Hurray! That should be entertaining :P.

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  • JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I HUNGER!

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I haven't played a phalla in forever.

    Sign up for braiiiiiiiiins

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I hope to be the bad ass Black Guy

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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What day are you planning on starting?

    Or will that depend on sign-ups?

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Sign up since I have too much free time right now.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this is within my interests

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  • JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    jdarksun wrote: »
    MJ was rather creepy. But I think TT was going for more a "zombie" creepy.
    I'm pretty sure that boy scout groups told tales of horror around the campfire of the lumbering mass of rotting flesh that lived within the abandoned fairground known only as "NEVERLAND!"

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

    Sign Up

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

    how many creepy posts can we make before we die?

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man. I want to sign up, but I just know with PAX this weekend, I'll be completely inactive. Damn you! I demand you run this again after PAX.

    (So few of the mains have themes that interest me.)

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  • JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

    how many creepy posts can we make before we die?
    That depends. How many posts can you make in a single day?

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jobastion wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

    how many creepy posts can we make before we die?
    That depends. How many posts can you make in a single day?
    If there's any sense, that single day is all he gets.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Jobastion wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

    how many creepy posts can we make before we die?
    That depends. How many posts can you make in a single day?
    If there's any sense, that single day is all he gets.

    Have I mentioned that I really miss the simple days of the kimewagon?

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Spork On!

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Hells yes. Consolation for missing PAX. !Sign up

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Jobastion wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

    how many creepy posts can we make before we die?
    That depends. How many posts can you make in a single day?
    If there's any sense, that single day is all he gets.

    You're only allowed to be my bitter rival if you play in the game.

    As it stands, your words are like raindrops falling onto the back of a hairy italian man that hasn't showered in 3 years.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !I say good chap, would you kindly pass me a spot of brains?

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sign up like G did?

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  • SigmundSigmund Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Ugh, if I wasen't going to Dragon*Con.

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  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !I need to upload my avatars and stuff.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !reserve since I'm going to be in a car all day friday and moving.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Jobastion wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, does the op say that each day we can make 1 creepy death post after we die?

    Yes it does.

    how many creepy posts can we make before we die?
    That depends. How many posts can you make in a single day?
    If there's any sense, that single day is all he gets.

    You're only allowed to be my bitter rival if you play in the game.

    As it stands, your words are like raindrops falling onto the back of a hairy italian man that hasn't showered in 3 years.
    'Rival' presumes too much, vermin.

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  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Looting the mall.

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