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The New Comic Thread for Wednesday, September 2, 2009 (includes Bonus!)

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Poor Beast, having to try to find a new job in this economy. All walkin up to places to put in applications, store clerks hurriedly putting up NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO MUTANTS signs.

    well jeez, that's like three strikes right there

    They had to let him go at McDonalds, people kept on finding blue hairs in the fries.

    blue pubic hairs

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    RoyceSraphim wrote: »
    If spider man has the key-blade, who has Excalibur?

    You know Tycho has to finish those sketches now, make them ready in time for christmas so Disney can get in on Child's play.
    Tycho doesn't draw, but he does articulate well.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Poor Beast, having to try to find a new job in this economy. All walkin up to places to put in applications, store clerks hurriedly putting up NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO MUTANTS signs.

    well jeez, that's like three strikes right there

    They had to let him go at McDonalds, people kept on finding blue hairs in the fries.

    blue pubic hairs

    wicked case of blue balls

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Talk about a BEAST-IALITY!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Poor Beast, having to try to find a new job in this economy. All walkin up to places to put in applications, store clerks hurriedly putting up NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO MUTANTS signs.

    well jeez, that's like three strikes right there

    They had to let him go at McDonalds, people kept on finding blue hairs in the fries.

    blue pubic hairs

    wicked case of blue balls

    made him feel blue

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no I did that one already

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  • biscuittoothbiscuittooth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Poor Beast, having to try to find a new job in this economy. All walkin up to places to put in applications, store clerks hurriedly putting up NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO MUTANTS signs.


    Irish and Mutants Need Not Apply

    Damn, that's like, Double Discrimination.

    No wonder Beast looks so blue.

    Banshee would walk up to the sign and start crying, which would lead to shattered windows for like 10 blocks.

    Interestingly, the Irish phrase "Fear Gorm", used to refer to Africans, literally means "Blue Man".

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    BEAST

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    BEAST

    did it really take 7 pages for this?

    Wren on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    we wanted Geek to have it

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    good comic
    looking forward to many disney/marvel spoofs to come

    mully on
  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Capcom vs Marvel vs Disney vs Square-Enix

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BEAST

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BEAST

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "BEAST-related opportunities" might be my favorite penny arcade line ever.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He could become a news blogger
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's also opportunities in the frozen north of Buffalo:

    http://www.buffalobeast.com/

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the only thing I don't get about this is

    no marvel character ever gets a happily ever after, and

    every good disney character gets a happily ever after. unless they're ugly.

    how will it work!?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Toad will kiss emma frost and turn into a real man, or something.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    There's also opportunities in the frozen north of Buffalo:

    http://www.buffalobeast.com/

    NY representin'

    Equal opportunity mutant employer

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    political cartoons!

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    the only thing I don't get about this is

    no marvel character ever gets a happily ever after, and

    every good disney character gets a happily ever after. unless they're ugly.

    how will it work!?

    Well, that's because Disney characters live in fairy tales
    Whereas Marvel characters live in a soap opera

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This comic was pretty good.

    However, I am slightly disappointed that we did not get a comic with Keyblade Spiderman.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    biscuittooth wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Poor Beast, having to try to find a new job in this economy. All walkin up to places to put in applications, store clerks hurriedly putting up NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO MUTANTS signs.


    Irish and Mutants Need Not Apply

    Damn, that's like, Double Discrimination.

    No wonder Beast looks so blue.

    Banshee would walk up to the sign and start crying, which would lead to shattered windows for like 10 blocks.

    Interestingly, the Irish phrase "Fear Gorm", used to refer to Africans, literally means "Blue Man".

    the Tuareg of north africa are sometimes called the "blue people" because the dye from their clothes stains their skin a very dark blue

    maybe not related to the irish phrase but anyway

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BlueManGroup.jpg

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Thanks PI. Just recently re-watched it with the gf and now I can't stop listening to them.

    That's the movie with the HATE jacket, right?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    BMG

    They're actually pretty cool, I saw their live show in Vegas a few years ago.

    Maybe Beast could do that, he wouldn't be the first medical professional to don the blue!
    tobias-blue.jpg

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    political cartoons!

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    it makes me so angry that people are paid to do this

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How is that even political?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    apparently current events of any kind are fodder for political cartoonists now

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    actually, they're rightly called "editorial cartoonists," and anything relating to a news item has always been fair game for them

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's just no opinion there

    It is some guy thinking that the idea of Hulk with Mickey Mouse ears is funny

    It is the initial sketches for this comic

    AMP'd on
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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Maybe, guys...maybe it's a statement that Disney is now the Hulk. Fuled by rage, gamma radiation and Walt's zombie hatred of Jews, it will smash all competitors that get in its way.

    Or maybe it's just retarded.

    A duck! on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No, because Walt is Iceman, remember?

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    I mean, like, corporate Disney. Think Michael Eisner.

    EDIT - Wait, he's gone. Well, whomever.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fyi, Steve Breen (the cartoonist) has won two Pulitzers

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    He obviously isn't going for three.

    A duck! on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    in fairness, his cartoons do what they're supposed to

    they use clear visuals to communicate a simple idea

    e.g.
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    uses a clear, simple visual device (the arrangement of words) to communicate a simple idea (many of Obama's appointees and staff also worked for Clinton)

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I know a Pulitzer

    He has a fantastic sense of humor and he will not be giving that comic his prize

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Yes, that's a good cartoon. The Hulk one is not. Congrats?

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